Dec 3, 2009
Today I saw my Dad's American cousin's picture on Facebook. If she ever comes to Australia, I plan to tell her about drop bears. Yaaay! Drop bears!

Sep 8, 2009
Yawn...At this very second I am wearing the longest, largest skirt I have ever worn. Seriously, it's like a pool tarp. But it's fun to wear, I guess. I'm Patty Simcox.

Aug 7, 2009
Do you know who i hate? People with telekinesis. They're always using it to thwart their enemies and make milk jugs pour water to prove their powers, but they never think about lifting THEMSELVES. They can fly, seriously! And it would be pretty awesome if you ran out of toilet paper to just think about it, and whoosh, in it comes, floating through the door. Accio random stuff!

Aug 4, 2009
Do you know what's funny? When things fall down stairs. Do you know what's funnier than that? When things fall down stairs and fly out the window. Do you know what's the funniest thing in the world? When things fall down stairs, fly out the window, and land in meat grinders. Especialy if they're purple and green and jurassic.

May 10, 2009
Myaaah...I feel really unwell. I vomited last night, it wasn't that nice.

Mar 22, 2009
Okay, I have started a new habit. Everytime I leave a comment or reply to one, I shall sign it with my name. Or maybe my nickname, mexi, because that sounds nice. Thanks very much to Bubbly for calling me it in the first place, now i want to be called it more. A really nice girl in my netball team calls me Ally, but don't be fooled. That gives you no clue as to my real name. Oh, well atually, the first few letters are...NO! No, don't give away any more!!!

Mar 18, 2009
I think that I might be the only person on Booksie who writes in their "My News" column. I think I like it because I enjoy talking to myself, because I don't criticize me. But sometimes I wish I would shut up. Now i'm confused...

Mar 18, 2009
Does anyone remember the show CatDog, on Nickelodeon? It was about a sausage like creature which was mustard and brown, and one end is a cat head, the other a dog. The dog was idiotic and goofy whereas the cat made "funny" sarcastic and pessimistic remarks often. They both lived in a wonky house with a blue mouse called Waldo, or Oldo, or something. Anyway, that show is &*@%$ nuts! I had (#^*&&* nightmares about that stuff! And where do they poop?

Mar 18, 2009
Koi. I like Koi. I am looking at Koi. I am so hypnotized by Koi. Ah, living-breathing sushi rolls, you're so Koi-ish. So many pretty Koi.

Mar 18, 2009
Koi. I like Koi. I am looking at Koi. I am so hypnotized by Koi. Ah, living-breathing sushi rolls, you're so Koi-ish. So many pretty Koi.

Mar 18, 2009
The other day I went to Taco Bell with my mum's work friends. Jeremy, one of my mum's work friend's son threw up because he'd drunk too much orange juice. The vomit was neon orange. It was almost like a Care Bear exploded.

Jan 18, 2009
I heard somethin' really sad. There was this painting of a boat in a Contemporary Gallery, right? And they accidentally put it up upside down. It took 33 days for some one to speak up about it. This is so depressing because our society is so cowardly that they don't have the courage to say that they don't understand something because they want to look knowledgable

Dec 23, 2008
I'm in my cousin's living room watching KEEPING MUM. It's Christmas Eve. I am wearing a floppy blue dress. Sorry, I just felt like you should be up to date.

Sep 4, 2008
Noo-one, NOOO-One, NOOOOOOOOOO-OOOOOOnnnnnEEEEeoooonnnnn. Cangetmethe waaaay you wawna feeeel geeeewd. (Ear bleeding-ly high note)

Aug 27, 2008
I am in my classroom at the moment. My friend's computer is making murderous noises. Is it going to assasinate me???

Aug 27, 2008
Soooo....Yeah....Um, I'm gonna go eat some waffles.

Aug 10, 2008
I'm gonna go see Wicked! I'm gonna go see Wicked! I'M GONNA GO SEE WICKED! WAAARGHGOOOHOOHOHGSJDH!

Aug 9, 2008
Unless you're blind, you may have noticed that I have two of the same story, "Under The Bed." This is an error, and please don't bother reading the two, they're exactly the same.

Jul 13, 2008
NEWSFLASH! Y'see that thing up there? That...Profile Board? It sez that I hail from the US of A, whereas actually I live among the Gum Trees-The Land of Oz-Australia! I apologise for any inconvenience this haz cauzed...

May 21, 2008
Peh...I feel puny and unimportant...

May 13, 2008
My favourite words! Guacamole Chokito Boo Antidisestablishmentarianism Avocado Capricorn Pappadam

May 13, 2008
I thought up "Mrs Smith and The Vampire" and "Spiky-Head-Face-Blood-Man" at school, where I tell them to my friends.

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