Dec 23, 2008
I'm in my cousin's living room watching KEEPING MUM. It's Christmas Eve. I am wearing a floppy blue dress.
Sorry, I just felt like you should be up to date.
Sep 4, 2008
Noo-one,
NOOO-One,
NOOOOOOOOOO-OOOOOOnnnnnEEEEeoooonnnnn.
Cangetmethe waaaay you wawna feeeel geeeewd.
(Ear bleeding-ly high note)
Aug 27, 2008
I am in my classroom at the moment. My friend's computer is making murderous noises. Is it going to assasinate me???
Aug 27, 2008
Soooo....Yeah....Um, I'm gonna go eat some waffles.
Aug 10, 2008
I'm gonna go see Wicked! I'm gonna go see Wicked! I'M GONNA GO SEE WICKED! WAAARGHGOOOHOOHOHGSJDH!
Aug 9, 2008
Unless you're blind, you may have noticed that I have two of the same story, "Under The Bed." This is an error, and please don't bother reading the two, they're exactly the same.
Jul 13, 2008
NEWSFLASH! Y'see that thing up there? That...Profile Board? It sez that I hail from the US of A, whereas actually I live among the Gum Trees-The Land of Oz-Australia! I apologise for any inconvenience this haz cauzed...
May 21, 2008
Peh...I feel puny and unimportant...
May 13, 2008
My favourite words!
Guacamole
Chokito
Boo
Antidisestablishmentarianism
Avocado
Capricorn
Pappadam
May 13, 2008
I thought up "Mrs Smith and The Vampire" and "Spiky-Head-Face-Blood-Man" at school, where I tell them to my friends.