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Country: United States
Favorite book: The Road
Member Since: Mar 1, 2008

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CanadianIdiot

Reverie: Eden

Novel by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Aug 11, 2012
Reverie is the story of Trance, an ordinary person with...
Tags:future, fiction, fantasy, story, novel, apocalypse, science, surgery, space, deliverance, drug

CanadianIdiot

"Valentine's Day Haiku"

Poem by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Feb 14, 2012
I wrote this for school. You can assume what happened =P
Tags:love, romance, alone, school, forever, care, hand, valentine, joke, masturbation, lolz

Writing Portfolio

Reverie: Eden

Novel by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Aug 11, 2012
Reverie is the story of Trance, an ordinary person with...

"Valentine's Day Haiku"

Poem by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Feb 14, 2012
I wrote this for school. You can assume what happened =P

"Optimism in Bloom"

Poem by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Feb 1, 2012
I seriously have this bad luck with my social skills....

Trickster 4

Short Story by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Jan 1, 2012
Steve is back with the start of a new problem in the...

"Never Alone Anymore"

Poem by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Dec 11, 2011
WATDAFUQ?! I wrote a positive poem?!

"Angst Fest"

Poem by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Dec 7, 2011
AAAAAAAANNNNNNGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSTTTTTT

A Deliverance

Short Story by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Nov 18, 2011
Here's a little somethin'-somethin'. Has a total bipolar...

"The Puzzle"

Poem by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Nov 12, 2011
Well hey guys, I'm back after a little break. I plan to...

"Black"

Poem by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Sep 19, 2011
I think you guys get the gist of things lately

"Hate the World"

Poem by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Sep 18, 2011
Pissed off. What's new?

ATTENTION ALL BOOKSIE FRIENDS AND VISITORS

Article by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Sep 10, 2011
PLEASE READ THIS, ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE ABOUT TO ASK FOR...

"I Need Help"

Poem by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Sep 7, 2011
It's that time of the month again! Oh wait, I'm a guy... >_>

"Please Don't Cry"

Poem by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Sep 4, 2011
A little on the happier side this time

The Silhouettes

Short Story by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Sep 4, 2011
Leanne and Ez are at home one night, when out of nowhere...

"Burn"

Poem by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Aug 28, 2011
Some more angry stuff

"Empty"

Poem by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Aug 28, 2011
More emotional stuff

"Anger and Depression"

Poem by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Aug 28, 2011
I've been in a very confusing spot lately

Trickster 3

Short Story by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Aug 28, 2011
Trickster 3 is a non-sensical story following Trickster 2...

"100 Times"

Poem by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Nov 7, 2010
Emotion is tough to deal with, especially when something...

Ohai

Essay by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Oct 17, 2010
Whooooo

"The Pit"

Poem by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Oct 11, 2009
The Ominous Line - Part 3

"The Line"

Poem by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Aug 16, 2009
The Ominous Line - Part 2

"The Soul"

Poem by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Aug 15, 2009
The Ominous Line - Part 1

"I'm Not Okay (But Thanks For Asking)"

Poem by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Jul 24, 2009
...Need I say anything?

Twilight - Burning Moon

Short Story by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Jun 28, 2009
I HAVE A SECRET LOVE FOR TWILIGHT! Who'd have thought...

"The Flying Dodo"

Poem by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Jun 27, 2009
"The Flying Dodo" is my attempt at a fable! Haha, this...

"Monster"

Poem by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Jun 27, 2009
I wrote this a little while ago. Forgot to post it up...

"I'm Gone"

Poem by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Jun 26, 2009
I'm so bored today, it isn't even funny. And aparantly...

"Leaf"

Poem by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Jun 25, 2009
Well this is an oddity. Thsi idea came from my friend...

"One For All (All For One)"

Poem by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Jun 6, 2009
Wrote this one as a song. Give it that fast punk-rock...

"Black Rain and Desolation"

Poem by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Jun 5, 2009
Just a little poem. Definately treating this one like a...

"Writer's Block"

Short Story by CanadianIdiot
Posted: May 21, 2009
One day I suffered from Wrtier's Block... A true story.

"Remedy"

Poem by CanadianIdiot
Posted: May 15, 2009
Poem. What else can I say? I'm just writing what is on my...

"Bring On the Blackened End"

Poem by CanadianIdiot
Posted: May 12, 2009
Another random poem. This one was an idea in my head...

"Gone and Forgotten"

Poem by CanadianIdiot
Posted: May 11, 2009
Random poem again. I'm having a bad day and need to let...

"With the Dawn"

Poem by CanadianIdiot
Posted: May 11, 2009
Random poem about rebellion against "the man".

Trickster 2

Novel by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Apr 16, 2009
Trickster 2, the follow up to the massive short story...

"My Failure"

Poem by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Apr 10, 2009
Part of POEM-A-DAY! SPRING BREAK!

"Why I'm Scary"

Poem by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Apr 9, 2009
Part of POEM-A-DAY! SPRING BREAK!

"Gunpoint"

Poem by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Apr 8, 2009
Part of POEM-A-DAY! SPRING BREAK!

"Speed"

Poem by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Apr 7, 2009
Part of POEM-A-DAY! SPRING BREAK!

"Stay With Me"

Poem by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Apr 5, 2009
Part of POEM-A-DAY! SPRING BREAK!

"Feel My Pain"

Poem by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Apr 4, 2009
Part of POEM-A-DAY! SPRING BREAK!

Trickster - Part 2

Short Story by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Mar 23, 2009
Steve is a trickster, hiding behind a mask and wearing a...

Trickster - Part 1

Short Story by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Mar 23, 2009
Steve is a trickster, hiding behind a mask and wearing a...

"Where Is Life?"

Poem by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Mar 10, 2009
Part of POEM-A-DAY!

"Lies"

Poem by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Mar 9, 2009
Part of POEM-A-DAY!

"I'll Take Their Heads!"

Poem by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Mar 7, 2009
Part of POEM-A-DAY!

"Fading Good Will"

Poem by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Mar 6, 2009
Part of POEM-A-DAY!

"Something Else"

Poem by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Mar 4, 2009
Part of POEM-A-DAY

"Empty Thought"

Poem by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Feb 27, 2009
Part of POEM-A-DAY!

"Saving Heart"

Poem by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Feb 26, 2009
I found this stuck in my head...

"Vermilion Blade"

Poem by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Feb 26, 2009
Part of POEM-A-DAY!

"Psycho Bitch"

Poem by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Feb 18, 2009
Part of POEM-A-DAY!

"Stalk"

Poem by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Feb 17, 2009
Part of POEM-A-DAY!

"Mental Breakdown"

Poem by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Feb 16, 2009
Part of POEM-A-DAY!

"Last Meal"

Poem by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Feb 15, 2009
Part of POEM-A-DAY!

"Black Hearted"

Poem by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Feb 14, 2009
Part of POEM-A-DAY! Happy Valentines Day! Raise your mugs...

"Killer"

Poem by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Feb 13, 2009
Part of POEM-A-DAY!

"Snow"

Poem by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Feb 12, 2009
Part of POEM-A-DAY!

"Tell Me When"

Poem by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Feb 11, 2009
Part of POEM-A-DAY!

"Falling From The Sky"

Poem by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Feb 10, 2009
Part of POEM-A-DAY!

"Half-Evil"

Poem by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Feb 9, 2009
Part of POEM-A-DAY!

"What Would I Give"

Poem by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Feb 8, 2009
Part of POEM-A-DAY!

"The Damned"

Poem by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Feb 7, 2009
Part of POEM-A-DAY!

"Death Is Fear"

Poem by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Feb 6, 2009
Part of POEM-A-DAY!

CanadianIdiot's ABC's Of Rock N' Roll 3

by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Feb 5, 2009
Again, many bands needed for any more that are possible!...

"Hold Your Breath"

Poem by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Feb 5, 2009
Part of POEM-A-DAY!

"The Long-Gone"

Poem by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Feb 4, 2009
Part of POEM-A-DAY!

"On His Throne"

Poem by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Feb 3, 2009
Part of POEM-A-DAY!

"Burning Bridges"

Poem by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Feb 2, 2009
Part of POEM-A-DAY!

"The Nightmarealypse"

Poem by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Feb 1, 2009
Part of POEM-A-DAY!

"My Hell"

Poem by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Jan 31, 2009
Part of "POEM-A-DAY!"

"Death Bat"

Poem by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Jan 30, 2009
Part of POEM-A-DAY! Enjoy!

"Vile Maggots: Rebirth"

Poem by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Jan 29, 2009
Part of my Poem-A-Day plan.

"Vile Maggots: Desolate Space"

Poem by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Jan 28, 2009
A continuation of "Vile Maggots." This one talks of what...

"Vile Maggots"

Poem by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Jan 27, 2009
Anger comes in handy at times. I miss letting this stuff...

"I Hate..."

Poem by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Jan 26, 2009
Just a little something I decided to do...

Interview With Me

Article by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Dec 19, 2008
This was done in Journalism class to see how it feels to...

"Happy Holidays You Fat Crap!"

Poem by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Dec 8, 2008
HAve you ever not gotten a gift you've wanted all year on...

CanadianIdiot's ABC's Of Rock N' Roll 2

by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Nov 25, 2008
Alright, here is a second list. Since people were...

"Plague"

Poem by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Nov 25, 2008
Oh screw my former emo stuff. This is a bit of a return...

"Mending Hearts"

Poem by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Nov 12, 2008
I've come to realize that I cannot waste my time on love....

CanadianIdiot's ABC's of Rock N' Roll

by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Nov 6, 2008
Title speaks for itself. Teach this to your kids so they...

"Bleeding Hearts"

Poem by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Oct 19, 2008
I'm feeling a bit heart sick...

CD Review : Metal Of '08

Book Review by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Sep 12, 2008
A review of the four best metal albums of the year!

"The Beast II"

Poem by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Sep 1, 2008
A follow up poem. Enjoy; this is a huge change in style...

The Road - Review

Book Review by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Aug 6, 2008
One of the best books of all time.

"Dream Murderer"

Poem by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Jul 24, 2008
Meh, I'm bored. Decided to write a poem. T'is crap, as...

"For The Horde!"

Poem by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Jun 20, 2008
The mind of a creature while destroying a village......

Valescar: Inimical Fate

Novel by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Jun 8, 2008
A short novel explaining certain things in the Valescar...

Metallica: Come, Gone, and Returned

Essay by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Jun 1, 2008
An essay, explaining Metallica's over-successful career.

Valescar: Dirge of Hope

Novel by CanadianIdiot
Posted: May 30, 2008
The stakes are raised even higher for Fenrir and Lguan....

"Apocalypse (The End)"

Poem by CanadianIdiot
Posted: May 14, 2008
I was thinking of I Am Legend and this came into mind......

Grammar Police 2: Taking A Bite Outta Crime

Short Story by CanadianIdiot
Posted: May 8, 2008
WARNING: This sucks. I dunno why I'm posting it here, but...

"Extra! Extra!"

Poem by CanadianIdiot
Posted: May 8, 2008
Extra! Extra! Read all about it!

"The Beast"

Poem by CanadianIdiot
Posted: May 8, 2008
The beast comes to kill you all...

"Set Me Free/Librez-moi"

Poem by CanadianIdiot
Posted: May 7, 2008
I was bored and haven't written in a while, so I just...

"I Fight!"

Poem by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Apr 10, 2008
I Fight! ...For various reasons.

Rock and Roll

Poem by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Mar 23, 2008
A poem about Rock and Roll. Some songs are used in this...

"GET OUT!"

Poem by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Mar 21, 2008
GET OUT! Just some anger I need to release. Poem...

Poems of Life

Book by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Mar 18, 2008
Poems that follow life from start to finish. All poems...

"War"

Poem by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Mar 18, 2008
A poem about the anger in war.

"Fear"

Poem by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Mar 9, 2008
A simple poem about fear I wrote for school. I got a "B"...

What Lies Under The Bed

Short Story by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Mar 8, 2008
One can only wonder what is under the bed...

The Shadow People

Poem by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Mar 2, 2008
A poem I came up with about the supposed "shadow people"....

Shameus

Novel by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Mar 2, 2008
The year is 1930 and Shameus returns to New York City...

The Farm Visitor

Short Story by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Mar 2, 2008
Jenny is living on a farm by herself. One night, while...

Grammar Police: Justice is Served

Short Story by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Mar 2, 2008
What happens when you spell a word wrong when you are...

Valescar

Novel by CanadianIdiot
Posted: Mar 2, 2008
Fenrir and Lguan have one thing on their mind: Becoming...



Due to the SUMMER ENDING, a PRE-COLLEGE COURSE I have ot take, SUMMER READING, several MUSICAL ENSEMBLES coming to a close, and COLLEGE STARTING UP (Which means moving in) I'm having a struggle getting to reading requests. I apologize to everyone who has been waiting for me to critique them! Please be patient and I will do my best to get to you!

I LIED I'M AMERICAN

REVERIE: EDEN WILL BE UPDATING ONE CHAPTER AT A TIME EVERY MONDAY!!! I WILL STILL REMIND YOU IF YOU ASKED TO BE KEPT UPDATED ON THE STORY!

 

Quick Info

  • I'm EVAN
  • I'm a musician
  • I LOVE progressive metal and thrash metal. As well as many other music genres.
  • I've been writing since 8th grade
  • I'm embarassed by my older work
  • I think reading and writing shouldn't be a chore and really easy for everyone

Hello all, the name's Evan. Please just call me that, it's a lot easier. I'm an on and off writer who really focuses more on music lately but wants to make writing a hobby again. I have all of this old stuff on here, but I wanna start ignoring a lot of that. The dark poetry I have is from a very awkward time where I was coming out of a lot of social issues and hated a lot of people. I still hate people and have my issues, but the writing I have isn't nearly as depressing or cynical; it's self expressive.

Lately I've been on and off with writing and have focused much more on my music. Since I've been so musically active in the past eight months or so, writing went away for a bit and I didn't need it as an outlet. I picked it up again for leisure and now I'm back on track so it doesn't remind me of any of the unfortunate reasons I used it for before. It's 100% fun now; exercising my creativity is my number one priority!

Writing is easiest when you use your heart. If you write something just for the hell of it, it's not going to be nearly as good as something you care about. Everything I write I use as much of my heart as possible because I want everyone who reads it to understand what I feel and what I'm thinking. Hey, open it for interpretatioin if you can. I don't care.

BANDS I SUGGEST YOU LISTEN TO

  1. Periphery
  2. Devin Townsend
  3. Strapping Young Lad
  4. Opeth
  5. Dream Theater
  6. Corelia
  7. Veil of Maya
  8. TesseracT
  9. Meshuggah
  10. SLAAAAYYYYEEEERRRR!!!

So if you're here, please read and comment on my stuf. It would mean the world to me =P Thank you!

Wanna chat?

metallik1328@hotmail.com

Seriously, add me. I got nobody to talk to anymore on MSN D; 

 

My DeviantArt!

http://canadianidiot13.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d3bnwtz

My Twitter!

http://twitter.com/#!/EvanConway13

Influences?

To be quite honest, I don't read legit books that much. When I write, I just stick to myself and usually envision everything like a comic book. I want actions scenes to reflect that and actually progress like a comic would. It just has a better flow to it in my eyes. But I were going to pick authors, Cormac McCarthy, J.K. Rowling, Christopher Paolini, and J.R.R. Tolkien would be my favorites.

I also have a very short attention span. So keep that in mind.

Also please spare me reading romances. If you look at my recent poems, I'm going through an emotionally tough time right now and romance isn't something I really wanna read and be jealous of

IT'S NOTHING PERSONAL AGAINST ANYONE HERE ON THIS SITE! I PROMISE!

YOU FAN ME, I'LL FAN YOU. KTHX.

Every comment I get is special to me. If my response isn't the best in the world, don't think I don't appreciate it. Every comment, be it extremely positive, constructive, or negative, brings a smile to my face. That means SOMEONE is reading my shit. I love you all who leave comments. I absolutely love it and could never thank everyone enough for making my days so much better for just one comment. You all are truly remarkable people =D

 

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