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EfailIsaf



Booksie Address: http://www.booksie.com/EfailIsaf
Country: United Kingdom
Favorite book: Good Omens by Tery Pratchett & Nick Gaiman
Member Since: Nov 9, 2008

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Part II of Episode one Spirit in the Skye's

Script by EfailIsaf
Posted: Dec 4, 2008
The second part of the first episode that tells the tale...

Spirit in the Skye's Episode one

Script by EfailIsaf
Posted: Dec 4, 2008
A sit-com built around a family where the mum is the go...

Yours Forever

Poem by EfailIsaf
Posted: Dec 2, 2008
The feelings of a bereaved doting husband.

Forever Soul Mates

Poem by EfailIsaf
Posted: Dec 2, 2008
A poem for anyone who has fallen in love. A poem that...

Priceless Cargo

Poem by EfailIsaf
Posted: Dec 1, 2008
Another magical, fantastical journey through dreamlike...

The Pixie Pool Jewel

Poem by EfailIsaf
Posted: Nov 30, 2008
Another fantastical out of body journey through the world...

Land of the Unicorn

Poem by EfailIsaf
Posted: Nov 30, 2008
Another journey into a magical world where the unicorn...

T I M E

Poem by EfailIsaf
Posted: Nov 30, 2008
The clock is ticking for the human race. Why are we in...

The Leprechaun

Poem by EfailIsaf
Posted: Nov 30, 2008
Let the Leprechaun take you to a fantastical paradise...

Dream Journey

Poem by EfailIsaf
Posted: Nov 30, 2008
An out of body experience. A journey into the world...

Dream World or Real World

Poem by EfailIsaf
Posted: Nov 30, 2008
Inspired by the lyrics of Peter Gabriel and titled as a...

The Conception of Adam and Eve

Poem by EfailIsaf
Posted: Nov 30, 2008
If there is a god and he created us...why? This poem...

Anaesthetic & Old Lace

Poem by EfailIsaf
Posted: Nov 30, 2008
Mrs Helen Mead recalls during 1952, at the age of five...

The Faceless Man Chapter One

Novel by EfailIsaf
Posted: Nov 17, 2008
A horror story based upon some real supernatural events...

The Faceless Man Tenth and Final Chapter

Novel by EfailIsaf
Posted: Nov 17, 2008
Based upon real supernatural events and bound by a...

The Faceless Man Chapter Nine

Novel by EfailIsaf
Posted: Nov 17, 2008
Real supernatural experiences bacame the basis for this...

The Faceless Man Chapter Eight

Novel by EfailIsaf
Posted: Nov 17, 2008
Based on real nightmarish supernatural events and then...

The Faceless Man Chapter Seven

Novel by EfailIsaf
Posted: Nov 17, 2008
Based on some real nightmarish supernatural experiences...

The Faceless Man Chapter Six

Novel by EfailIsaf
Posted: Nov 17, 2008
My very first attempt at a novel

The Faceless Man Chapter Five

Novel by EfailIsaf
Posted: Nov 17, 2008
Chapter Five of my very first attempt at a novel

The Faceless Man Chapter Four

Novel by EfailIsaf
Posted: Nov 17, 2008
Chapter four of my very first attempt at a novel

The Faceless Man Chapter Three

Novel by EfailIsaf
Posted: Nov 17, 2008
Chapter three of my very first novel

The Faceless Man Chapter Two

Novel by EfailIsaf
Posted: Nov 17, 2008
Chapter Two of my very first attempt at a novel.

Brave Little Girl

Poem by EfailIsaf
Posted: Nov 17, 2008
Written from the heart of a very proud parent. A poem...

The Faceless Man

Novel by EfailIsaf
Posted: Nov 17, 2008
A man has to deal with the revelation of his true...

Rebels With A Porpoise

Novel by EfailIsaf
Posted: Nov 15, 2008
Silly idea but if you like Monty Python and crazy british...



With publishers and agents alike not realising my genius I am forced now to give away my works of art for nowt. My friends and work colleagues loved my latest novel - and they are not shy to call me a "TwaT!" so I see no reason for them to lie about the novel "what I wrote" to avoid hurting my feelings. As my dear old granny used to say to me, as I snuggled up to her rocking chair in front of the kitchen fire, tears streaming down my face after yet another rejection slip, "Stephen my dear boy" she'd say, "do not worry about these people being nasty to you, for one day you will find success, as long as deep down in your heart you believe in yourself...and then you can say to yourself...f*!k 'em!" And those words have stayed with me ever since - and also with Father Ivor Wart who almost choked on his hot chocolate.

After putting in all the hours to produce the poems, sketches, sit-com pilots and novels it would be a shame for only a handful of people to have the opportunity to tell me it's s*!t.

I started writing in 1999 with poems and rhymes of a religious nature which I would use to get a message over to the congregation - poems that rhymed seemed to stay in the mind longer than straight text, a bit like a song sticking in your head.  Depending upon your bias I was a spiritualist medium, a devil worshipper or a f**king lunatic at that time.

I managed to get a few short stories and poems published and then had a crack at novels and TV scripts.  My co-writing with local stand-up comedians led to a performance for charity at the Millennium Centre in Cardiff Bay, South Wales - the major arena for opera, ballet and world re-knowned performers.  For Dr. Who fans it is also the setting for the spin-off BBC TV series 'Torchwood' .  In fact the set for the inside of the TARDIS exists in a small TV studio about 5 minutes from my home.  This will mean nothing to non-Dr Who fans - my apologies.

I would like to write comedy for TV but as yet I have not quite got the formula right.  I think perhaps I need to be more original and contempory.

I look forward to reading your work - and hope you enjoy what I have created.

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