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Elliot Borges



Booksie Address: http://www.booksie.com/Elliot_Borges
Country: United Kingdom
Favorite book: The Joke by Milan Kundera
Member Since: Feb 9, 2009

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November 6

Poem by Elliot Borges
Posted: Nov 8, 2014
It's about a day.

Signs That You May Be A Macho Man in 2013

by Elliot Borges
Posted: Feb 3, 2014
Signs That You May Be A Macho Man in 2013

Bowing Out

by Elliot Borges
Posted: Oct 24, 2013
The end of an era.

The Saturday Night Pessimist

Poem by Elliot Borges
Posted: Aug 31, 2013
If positive thoughts are the steering wheel that guide...

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My thoughts on Entombed by the Deftones

Article by Elliot Borges
Posted: Aug 31, 2013
A music review.

My Top 10 Albums of the 00s

Article by Elliot Borges
Posted: Jul 23, 2013
Why is it I don't feel the same? Are my longings to...

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The Event of the Century

by Elliot Borges
Posted: Apr 17, 2013
Get yourself ready.

The Noble Art

Essay by Elliot Borges
Posted: Jan 16, 2013
Believe it or not an extract from a series of essays I've...

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A Brief History of Humankind

Poem by Elliot Borges
Posted: Dec 1, 2012
I was reading A Brief History of Humankind by the...

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Mourn

Poem by Elliot Borges
Posted: Nov 27, 2012
Boxing is hard work sometimes.

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The Problem With Language

Essay by Elliot Borges
Posted: Mar 2, 2010
The final chapter of a monolithic puzzlebox.

On Nationalism and Morality

Essay by Elliot Borges
Posted: Jan 21, 2010
A hard and lucid account of the interaction between...
Tags:political essay

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Insulting our intelligence

Article by Elliot Borges
Posted: Jan 14, 2010
My thoughts on the Ali G phenomenon in Britain

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(Island)

Poem by Elliot Borges
Posted: Nov 24, 2009
I've been working on an anthology of poems about being...

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The Starman

Short Story by Elliot Borges
Posted: Aug 9, 2009
N/a

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The Enigma of Extremism

Article by Elliot Borges
Posted: Feb 10, 2009
This particular article, "The Enigma Of Extremism", asks...

For Emilia

Poem by Elliot Borges
Posted: Feb 10, 2009
A pure love affair, faithfully restored.
Tags:poetry love relationships

Writing Portfolio

November 6

Poem by Elliot Borges
Posted: Nov 8, 2014
It's about a day.

Signs That You May Be A Macho Man in 2013

by Elliot Borges
Posted: Feb 3, 2014
Signs That You May Be A Macho Man in 2013

Bowing Out

by Elliot Borges
Posted: Oct 24, 2013
The end of an era.

The Saturday Night Pessimist

Poem by Elliot Borges
Posted: Aug 31, 2013
If positive thoughts are the steering wheel that guide...

My thoughts on Entombed by the Deftones

Article by Elliot Borges
Posted: Aug 31, 2013
A music review.

My Top 10 Albums of the 00s

Article by Elliot Borges
Posted: Jul 23, 2013
Why is it I don't feel the same? Are my longings to...

The Event of the Century

by Elliot Borges
Posted: Apr 17, 2013
Get yourself ready.

The Noble Art

Essay by Elliot Borges
Posted: Jan 16, 2013
Believe it or not an extract from a series of essays I've...

A Brief History of Humankind

Poem by Elliot Borges
Posted: Dec 1, 2012
I was reading A Brief History of Humankind by the...

Mourn

Poem by Elliot Borges
Posted: Nov 27, 2012
Boxing is hard work sometimes.

The Problem With Language

Essay by Elliot Borges
Posted: Mar 2, 2010
The final chapter of a monolithic puzzlebox.

On Nationalism and Morality

Essay by Elliot Borges
Posted: Jan 21, 2010
A hard and lucid account of the interaction between...

Insulting our intelligence

Article by Elliot Borges
Posted: Jan 14, 2010
My thoughts on the Ali G phenomenon in Britain

(Island)

Poem by Elliot Borges
Posted: Nov 24, 2009
I've been working on an anthology of poems about being...

The Starman

Short Story by Elliot Borges
Posted: Aug 9, 2009
N/a

The Enigma of Extremism

Article by Elliot Borges
Posted: Feb 10, 2009
This particular article, "The Enigma Of Extremism", asks...

For Emilia

Poem by Elliot Borges
Posted: Feb 10, 2009
A pure love affair, faithfully restored.



 

So today, just 48 hours after my crash landing in Krakow, I found myself at work at a maternity leave lunch of a colleague surrounded by females on a table of 10.

When my status as the only male present was noted, conversation soon turned to questions about my romantic life, my relationship aspirations, my taste in women.

"I can't work you out. What type of woman do you actually go for?" asked one oolleague, placing an undue burden on me to explain myself.

"Well see the thing with me is, I am attracted to intelligence at one level. But at another primal level, the characteristic I can't pull myself away from is submission in females. Sexual submission." I said. "I mean I don't want to have to get too X rated here at a work lunch but when I see a woman in a short skirt and heels, of course I appreciate that it's hardly a question of refinement. But as a red blooded heterosexual man, it makes me happy. I notice the small details. The bright red lipstick, the painted toenails. My type of woman is the one who is happy for me to fuck her with her hands pinned behind her back. Maybe my hand over her throat if I'm feeling romantic. I know a lot of women  these days would pretend to find that offensive somehow but it easy to fake "attitude" and independence of spirit as a self-defence mechanism in case the guy you like doesn't want you. It takes a lot of strength to go out of your way to satisfy a man like that. That takes real guts. And a very special type of lady. And in the end, you kind of have more respect for the women who really go for it."

And on that note, I paid up and returned to the office. 

 

 

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