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Tom Waits Quotes

*Well, it's either kiss me or kill me, that's how I see it.

* Universe is making music all the time.

* It ain't no sin, to take off your skin and dance around in your bones.

* The large print giveth, and the small print taketh away

* Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.

* A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn't.

* I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

* I ain't got no spare/I ain't got no jack/I don't give a shit/I'm not going back

* It's the same with men as with horses and dogs, nothing wants to die.

* I just don't like the word 'fun'--it's like Volkswagen, or bell-bottoms, or patchouli-oil or bean-sprouts...it rubs me up the wrong way.

* And the things you can’t remember tell the things you can’t forget that history puts a saint in every dream.

* The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering.

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How to re-size and center your pictures and animated gifs

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1) Click on the picture or animated gif. You will see four little white boxes, one on each side (one in each corner may also appear). They will look like this:

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2) Move your cursor over the little white boxes until it looks like this:

3) Drag the cursor side to side, or up and down, or both until you have your picture the size you want it. Remember to click on "update profile information" before exiting out of your profile.

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How to center your pictures and animated gifs:

1) Click on your picture or animated gif then go to the  middle of your toolbar and click on the "center" alignment tab. It will look like this:

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Here is a highlighted close-up of the center alignment tab:

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2) Once you have finished centering your picture, click "update profile information" and you're done.

NOTE: To center text, just highlight it and click the "center" alignment tab.

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If you want to change the color of the text on your profile go to the right side of your toolbar. and click on the first "A". The second "A" changes the background color of the text.

First "A":  Welcome to my page! Second "A  ":    Welcome to my page!

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To find pictures and animated gifs visit Google Images (some images are under copyright)

Examples of animated gifs

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You can also find animated gifs for movies you like, flowers, butterflies, cute baby animals, whatever.

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Want a free marquee like the one at the top of this page, or glitter text, etc? Visit MarqueeText. Once you have finished creating your marquee, right click on the image and choose "save as". When you return to your profile copy any image and paste it where you want the marquee to go, then click on the image and upload the file from your computer. (Sometimes copying and pasting the image you want to your profile does not work. It's best to replace the pasted images with ones uploaded using CKFinder.)

Some links to free stuff:MarqueeTextLive, Text Generator, Free Flash Text Generator,

NOTE: When you click on the image (inside your profile) a box that says "image properties" will appear. Click on the blue button that says "browse". Another box called CKFinder will appear. Click on "upload" (upper left-hand side), then click the next "browse" button. A box containing your files will appear. Type in the name of the file you want and click on "open", then click on "upload selected file". Once you've uploaded the file to CKFinder, click on the picture and it will replace the one on your profile.

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This performance is the definition of cool!