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Dec 31, 2012
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oct 15, 2012
Yes yes, bitch bitch, moan moan. See the FAQ
Aug 31, 2012
Did...did you guys expect us to be nice?
Aug 21, 2012
SLF WRITINGS, what the fuck are you talking about? You asked me to leave you alone, so I did. I haven't commented on anything you've done in days. And telling people to come after me? You wonder why I assumed you were a child. And it's "HalfBloodPrinces", not princesses, love.
Aug 20, 2012
Does anyone else notice how no character on this site has a normal name (unless it's the author's)? It's always like "Skye" or "Kayden" or "Tara" or "Elle". Once I saw Fire. Yeah, FIRE. What happened to common names, like...say, Sam, or Caitlyn.
Aug 18, 2012
Just got online. To the people who commented, I'll do those read requests now, and thanks NekoDelta213! :D
Aug 16, 2012
@TotallyMagicalTeen- Thanks! That's our goal. We haven't gotten too much hate here, things have been pretty calm. But we had an account over at Writerscafe too, and oh boy, did we piss people off.
Aug 14, 2012
How many rape stories are there on this website? Good lord. And if you're going to comment, could you read it through and make sure you're making sense? Lotsa love. /1
We are the Half Blood Princes.
In a world, filled with bad writing and people too nice to review truthfully, the Half Blood Princes rise above this insanity. Their reviews what is honest, and sometimes hurtful. But remember children. The truth will set you free...
FAQ
(UPDATED!)
Q: Alright hotshot, where can I read YOUR writing?
Q: Why the "Half Blood Princes"? What kind of a name is that?
A: The name is a reference to a character in the sixth Harry Potter book, aptly named "The Half Blood Prince." In the book, Harry decides last minute to take potions and has to use a spare book because he didn't buy his own. Written in the margrin of the book are tons of little notes, all critiquing and editing the lessons of the book to help Harry improve.
We picked our name for that reason- we critique things as well, and try to help people improve. Thus, the "Half Blood Princes" were born.
Q: Who is that in your display picture?
A: Uh, Deadpool. I originally used it just as a holder until I found a better picture, but I kind of like it. Deadpool's a character in the Marvel universe, look him up. The text reads, "Y'know what, man? I'm disappointed," which really does make sense in the context of this account.
Q: Grow up! You're just making fun of others!
A: We critique, and yes, occaisionally poke fun at someone's writing. But the thing is, there is a HUGE difference between telling someone their writing is awful and telling someone that they personally have no talent or hope. We aim to help people improve by pointing out flaws in their writing. Only when mistakes are realized can they be improved upon.
Q: You just bash/flame people! If you actually criticized people, we'd actually like you!
A: None of these are questions. But I digress.
LIES. We DO try and help people. That's our main goal. See for yourself.
Q: Your spelling in this email/review is WRONG! Let me spend ten minutes picking your grammar and spelling apart and ignore your actual arguments. HAHA!
A: Published poems and stories/=/emails or reviews. We don't expect you to have to spell check your reviews or emails, and you shouldn't expect us to either. I DO expect published work to be reread, edited, and spell/grammar checked however.
Q: How many are of you?
A: Right now, mainly two.
Q: You guys are hiding behind a veil!
A: ...A veil? REALLY? Okay, I know you think that we are hiding, just because we call ourselves 1, 2, etc. But there's a reason we, as well as everyone else, don't tell our real names. And here it is: THIS IS THE INTERNET! We are all teenagers that have no reason to go shouting out our real names. Hiding behind a veil? Please. /2
Q: What's with the numbers?
A: It makes us feel cool.
Q: Do you get a lot of hate-mail?
A: Yep. And we answer all of it. Not one email goes unread. So if you feel like saying anything, go ahead and email us. We'll answer it.
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CRITICAL ACCLIAM FOR THE HALF BLOOD PRINCES
"I HATE U UGLY ASSSSSSSSSSSSSS TALK TO ME LIKE THAT U GON GET THAT WHOOPING I AM FROM THE GHETTO U HEARD ME GHETTO"
"Ur gay and ugly"
"Fuckwits"
"I wonder what your parents think? I think they would be pretty disgusted, with you childish people. But you know what…….. You'll be the losers in the end. Half the cafe hates you and it sort of becoming an honour to be in your video.... People mock you, they don't think highly of you."
"...Morover who said you are good critics, why should we listen to a pack of morons when they have never written good about anybody..It's not praises that are sought but negativity serves no purpose. So please sincerely F*** off.."
"ok y dont u just lay off you litle jerk off no body asked you to keep looking at my stuff so i would really appriciate it if you would stop mkay GET YOUR OWN LIFE"
"Gosh, are you really still this bored? Isn't it time for your bed-time yet? Maybe you need some more calories to get the old grey matter working?"
"You are a spineless fraud. Most of us that talk-off line know who you are. Grow the up. Nobody asked for your "harsh" reviews. Attention whore."
"do i think i care what you think u just judge what u see"
"That's just sad, if your life has come to that. "
"... and sorry but the We are the Half Blood Princes have got to go .. hate to tell them but they are no better than anyone else else and hatred on this site is not welcome ... "
"Just to let you all know, I got curious about the half blood princes and looked up their profile. Give me time, I will invent some new colorful metaphors to describe them."
"Bitch you have some serious problems. THIS FUCKING STORY IS COMING FROM A GAY HIMSELF! SO STOP CRITICIZING MY FUCKING WORK YOU FUCKING BITCH!"
"THAT IS WHAT IF FUCKING SAID IN THE FUCKING FOURTH FUCKING CHAPTER OF PART FUCKING ONE YOU RETARDED PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT! Maybe you should fucking read it Ms. Bitch. "
" so if you want to be bitchy online, be bitchy because I'll just be twice a bitchy as you are being"
"coz u r stereotyped by used words! point out any spelling mistake n i would leave this booksie! go get life dude!i guess u never had a crush coz u dont have eyes as i told u already u r blind!"
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