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| Favorite book: | Atlas Shrugged |
| Member Since: | Jun 30, 2012 |
Essay by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: May 15, 2013
Okay, here’s the situation. You’ve got an iconic TV...
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by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Apr 6, 2013
A pretty blonde girl circled a help-wanted ad in a...
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Essay by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Apr 2, 2013
It’s enough to piss off the Pope? Well if it is, it...
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Essay by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Mar 9, 2013
It’s a funny thing, being eaten alive.
Tags:funny, blood, jaws, adult humor, shark attack, water safety
by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Mar 2, 2013
What does Tiger Woods call a date with six girls all at...
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Essay by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Feb 9, 2013
It’s so friggin’ cold outside, I can’t believe it....
Tags:sex, winter, cold, weather, funny, comedy, adult humor
Essay by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Jan 19, 2013
We know that much of the time, things come down to luck....
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Essay by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Dec 24, 2012
All the Mayans in the underworld must be laughing their...
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Poem by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Nov 24, 2012
Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the...
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Essay by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Nov 23, 2012
Hello, this is Harlowe Pilgrim.
When my novel, Jesus...
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Essay by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Nov 11, 2012
If ye cometh at the table, ye shall be asked to leave!...
Tags:funny, adult humor, thanksgiving humor, thanksgiving jokes
Essay by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Nov 10, 2012
Big Dick is a porn star.
You know how he got his...
Tags:humor, sex, adult humor, la county, porn star, condom law
Essay by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Nov 3, 2012
So let me get this straight … if I sell myself for sex,...
Tags:humor, funny, virgin auction, brazilian girl, catarina migliorini
by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Oct 30, 2012
You know who's totally wet, will blow you like crazy, but...
Tags:hurricane, funny, wet, joke, blows, sandy
Essay by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Oct 28, 2012
A few treats for Halloween … trick or treat humor.
Tags:wrapped up in halloween, halloween hookin, a goblin, too spirited, scary-ass costume, she really gave it up, halloween wisdom, frankensteins penis
Short Story by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Oct 21, 2012
Jesus and Santa's brush with skydiving greatness....
Tags:story, space alien, funny, womens, jesus christ, skydiving, lingerie, santa claus, vaginormous, world record
Essay by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Oct 14, 2012
Hasta la vista,baby!
And other insights from 'The...
Tags:humor, sex, affair, arnold, career, maid, hasta la vista
Essay by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Oct 7, 2012
"Well Arnold, I've seen all your movies, so I know that...
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Essay by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Sep 27, 2012
Jesus was married?
Show me your papyrus.
Tags:humor, married, comedy, jesus christ, harlowe pilgrim, mary magdalene, jesus vs santa
Essay by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Sep 4, 2012
Sick and tired of the harassment every time you saddle up...
Tags:humor, comedy, bestiality, funny story, animal sex, harlowe pilgrim, jesus vs santa, zoophile, sick bastards
Essay by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Aug 19, 2012
Um … what the hell’s a Pussy Riot?
Is it the...
Tags:humor, funny, harlowe pilgrim, jesus vs santa, pussy riot, russian punk band, feminist punk
Essay by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Aug 11, 2012
Does it piss you off to be peed on? And I’m talking in...
Tags:humor, funny, peeing, bar story, harlowe pilgrim, jesus vs santa, peeing on people, public urination
Essay by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Aug 4, 2012
Have you heard the one about the guy who shot the...
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Essay by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Jul 27, 2012
Put a condom on my Olympics … it’s time for another...
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Essay by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Jul 16, 2012
The author Harlowe Pilgrim interviews Mary Magdalene -...
Tags:sex, religion, funny, jesus christ, nudity, santa claus, adult humor, harlowe pilgrim, mary magdalene, jesus vs santa, mrs claus
Essay by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Jun 30, 2012
Hello everybody. I'm Harlowe Pilgrim, author of the book...
Tags:jesus, sex, religion, funny, santa, mrs, claus, adult humor, jesus vs, harlowe pilgrim, mary magdalene
Book by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Jun 30, 2012
If Jesus isn’t happy … nobody’s going to be happy....
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Essay by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: May 15, 2013
Okay, here’s the situation. You’ve got an iconic TV...
by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Apr 6, 2013
A pretty blonde girl circled a help-wanted ad in a...
Essay by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Apr 2, 2013
It’s enough to piss off the Pope? Well if it is, it...
Essay by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Mar 9, 2013
It’s a funny thing, being eaten alive.
by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Mar 2, 2013
What does Tiger Woods call a date with six girls all at...
Essay by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Feb 9, 2013
It’s so friggin’ cold outside, I can’t believe it....
Essay by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Jan 19, 2013
We know that much of the time, things come down to luck....
Essay by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Dec 24, 2012
All the Mayans in the underworld must be laughing their...
Poem by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Nov 24, 2012
Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the...
Essay by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Nov 23, 2012
Hello, this is Harlowe Pilgrim.
When my novel, Jesus...
by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Nov 16, 2012
"What's the huge smile on your face for?" said one...
by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Nov 16, 2012
"Hey―what are you doing in here?"
"A little...
by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Nov 16, 2012
"Oh dear God! James! What are you doing to the turkey?"
by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Nov 16, 2012
Tom the turkey was drinking beers with one of his buddies.
by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Nov 16, 2012
"Did you know that turkey fat was the original spermicide?"
by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Nov 16, 2012
A college girl brought her new boyfriend home for...
by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Nov 16, 2012
"Have fun, kids. And don't forget the Thanksgiving birth...
Essay by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Nov 11, 2012
If ye cometh at the table, ye shall be asked to leave!...
Essay by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Nov 10, 2012
Big Dick is a porn star.
You know how he got his...
by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Nov 9, 2012
Johnny's mother was preparing a big Thanksgiving feast,...
Essay by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Nov 3, 2012
So let me get this straight … if I sell myself for sex,...
by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Oct 30, 2012
You know who's totally wet, will blow you like crazy, but...
Essay by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Oct 28, 2012
A few treats for Halloween … trick or treat humor.
Short Story by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Oct 21, 2012
Jesus and Santa's brush with skydiving greatness....
Essay by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Oct 14, 2012
Hasta la vista,baby!
And other insights from 'The...
by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Oct 9, 2012
"So, President Obama …Vice President Biden has promised...
Essay by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Oct 7, 2012
"Well Arnold, I've seen all your movies, so I know that...
Essay by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Sep 27, 2012
Jesus was married?
Show me your papyrus.
Essay by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Sep 4, 2012
Sick and tired of the harassment every time you saddle up...
Essay by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Aug 19, 2012
Um … what the hell’s a Pussy Riot?
Is it the...
Essay by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Aug 11, 2012
Does it piss you off to be peed on? And I’m talking in...
Essay by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Aug 4, 2012
Have you heard the one about the guy who shot the...
Essay by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Jul 27, 2012
Put a condom on my Olympics … it’s time for another...
Essay by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Jul 16, 2012
The author Harlowe Pilgrim interviews Mary Magdalene -...
Essay by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Jun 30, 2012
Hello everybody. I'm Harlowe Pilgrim, author of the book...
Book by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Jun 30, 2012
If Jesus isn’t happy … nobody’s going to be happy....