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Favorite book: Atlas Shrugged
Member Since: Jun 30, 2012

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Harlowe_Pilgrim

You Say You Want a Resolution?

Essay by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Dec 29, 2013
You say you want a resolution? Well, you know …...
Tags:funny, new years, adult humor

Harlowe_Pilgrim

Eating Your Moms

by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Nov 28, 2013
“Why don’t you eat mine like you eat hers?”
Tags:holiday, funny, pie, adult humor

Harlowe_Pilgrim

Half Pregnant

by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Nov 10, 2013
A teenage girl approached her mother. “Mom, I think...
Tags:pregnant, pricks, adult humor, dirty jokes

Harlowe_Pilgrim

Horse's Arse

by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Oct 15, 2013
“Are you going to the Halloween party this year?” her...
Tags:halloween, funny, horse

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Harlowe Pilgrim's 'Twas Halloween Night

Poem by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Oct 13, 2013
Twas Halloween night, and everything was alright,...
Tags:halloween, monsters, funny, horny, adult humor

Harlowe_Pilgrim

Fill 'er up!

by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Sep 21, 2013
Be careful what you ask for ... she just might get it.
Tags:funny, gas, pump, adult humor, dirty jokes

Harlowe_Pilgrim

Dyslexic Love

by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Sep 7, 2013
This piece is an Adult Humor short.
Tags:love, funny, adult humor, adult jokes

Harlowe_Pilgrim

Wise Ass Crackers

Essay by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Aug 8, 2013
Thank you, history, for the orgy of wise words you’ve...
Tags:shakespeare, history, funny, proverbs, adult humor, adult jokes, ben franklin, longfellow

Harlowe_Pilgrim

The Small Ball Steroid League

Essay by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Jun 23, 2013
Because at the professional level, all sports are extreme...
Tags:drugs, funny, sports, steroids, balls, adult humor

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The Twins Panties

by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Jun 1, 2013
I used to date these twin sisters, and there was no way I...
Tags:twins, joke, panties, adult humor

Harlowe_Pilgrim

Whacking Elmo

Essay by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: May 15, 2013
Okay, here’s the situation. You’ve got an iconic TV...
Tags:funny, elmo, sesame street, adult humor, the godfather

Harlowe_Pilgrim

Classified Blonde

by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Apr 6, 2013
A pretty blonde girl circled a help-wanted ad in a...
Tags:dirty, blonde joke, harlowe pilgrim

Harlowe_Pilgrim

It's Enough to Piss Off The Pope

Essay by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Apr 2, 2013
It’s enough to piss off the Pope? Well if it is, it...
Tags:religious, funny, jokes, priests, catholic, pope, adult humor, foot fetish, upskirt, harlowe pilgrim

Harlowe_Pilgrim

Don't Eat Me Bad

Essay by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Mar 9, 2013
It’s a funny thing, being eaten alive.
Tags:funny, blood, jaws, adult humor, shark attack, water safety

Harlowe_Pilgrim

Have Six with Tiger Woods

by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Mar 2, 2013
What does Tiger Woods call a date with six girls all at...
Tags:humor, adult, woods, joke, tiger, golf, pilgrim, harlowe

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Baby it's Friggin' Cold Outside

Essay by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Feb 9, 2013
It’s so friggin’ cold outside, I can’t believe it....
Tags:sex, winter, cold, weather, funny, comedy, adult humor

Harlowe_Pilgrim

LMFAO (Laughing Mayans Fool Apocalypse Obsessed)

Essay by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Dec 24, 2012
All the Mayans in the underworld must be laughing their...
Tags:humor, adult, sex, apocalypse, funny, comedy, rapture, four horsemen, end of the word

Harlowe_Pilgrim

Harlowe Pilgrim's Twas the Night Before Christmas

Poem by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Nov 24, 2012
Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the...
Tags:humor, adult, fun, christmas, comedy, harlowe pilgrim

Harlowe_Pilgrim

Santa and Mrs. Claus Interview, with Harlowe Pilgrim

Essay by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Nov 23, 2012
Hello, this is Harlowe Pilgrim. When my novel, Jesus...
Tags:humor, funny, comedy, interview, santa claus, harlowe pilgrim, jesus vs santa, mrs claus

Harlowe_Pilgrim

Big Dick's Love Gloves

Essay by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Nov 10, 2012
Big Dick is a porn star. You know how he got his...
Tags:humor, sex, adult humor, la county, porn star, condom law

Harlowe_Pilgrim

Pop Goes the Virginity Auction

Essay by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Nov 3, 2012
So let me get this straight … if I sell myself for sex,...
Tags:humor, funny, virgin auction, brazilian girl, catarina migliorini

Harlowe_Pilgrim

Arnold and Me (or Twins II) - Part Duo

Essay by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Oct 14, 2012
Hasta la vista,baby! And other insights from 'The...
Tags:humor, sex, affair, arnold, career, maid, hasta la vista

Harlowe_Pilgrim

Arnold and Me (or Twins II) - Part Uno

Essay by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Oct 7, 2012
"Well Arnold, I've seen all your movies, so I know that...
Tags:humor, sex, book, affair, arnold, bodybuilding

Harlowe_Pilgrim

Jesus and His Old Lady

Essay by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Sep 27, 2012
Jesus was married? Show me your papyrus.
Tags:humor, married, comedy, jesus christ, harlowe pilgrim, mary magdalene, jesus vs santa

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Bestiality and Ewe

Essay by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Sep 4, 2012
Sick and tired of the harassment every time you saddle up...
Tags:humor, comedy, bestiality, funny story, animal sex, harlowe pilgrim, jesus vs santa, zoophile, sick bastards

Harlowe_Pilgrim

Crack Down on Pussy Riot

Essay by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Aug 19, 2012
Um … what the hell’s a Pussy Riot? Is it the...
Tags:humor, funny, harlowe pilgrim, jesus vs santa, pussy riot, russian punk band, feminist punk

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Peeing on People

Essay by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Aug 11, 2012
Does it piss you off to be peed on? And I’m talking in...
Tags:humor, funny, peeing, bar story, harlowe pilgrim, jesus vs santa, peeing on people, public urination

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Really? He Put Fireworks in his Ass?

Essay by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Aug 4, 2012
Have you heard the one about the guy who shot the...
Tags:humor, funny, fireworks, harlowe pilgrim, jesus vs santa, in ass, kiss concerts

Harlowe_Pilgrim

Put a Condom on my Olympics

Essay by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Jul 27, 2012
Put a condom on my Olympics … it’s time for another...
Tags:sex, condoms, olympics, harlowe pilgrim, jesus vs santa, sex olympics, olympics condoms

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Mary Magdalene Interview

Essay by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Jul 16, 2012
The author Harlowe Pilgrim interviews Mary Magdalene -...
Tags:sex, religion, funny, jesus christ, nudity, santa claus, adult humor, harlowe pilgrim, mary magdalene, jesus vs santa, mrs claus

Harlowe_Pilgrim

Jesus Christ Interview

Essay by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Jun 30, 2012
Hello everybody. I'm Harlowe Pilgrim, author of the book...
Tags:jesus, sex, religion, funny, santa, mrs, claus, adult humor, jesus vs, harlowe pilgrim, mary magdalene

Harlowe_Pilgrim

Jesus Vs. Santa

Book by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Jun 30, 2012
If Jesus isn’t happy … nobody’s going to be happy....
Tags:humor, jesus, sex, religion, sexy, santa, mrs, claus, adult humor, funny story, jesus vs

Writing Portfolio

You Say You Want a Resolution?

Essay by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Dec 29, 2013
You say you want a resolution? Well, you know …...

Eating Your Moms

by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Nov 28, 2013
“Why don’t you eat mine like you eat hers?”

Half Pregnant

by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Nov 10, 2013
A teenage girl approached her mother. “Mom, I think...

Horse's Arse

by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Oct 15, 2013
“Are you going to the Halloween party this year?” her...

Harlowe Pilgrim's 'Twas Halloween Night

Poem by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Oct 13, 2013
Twas Halloween night, and everything was alright,...

Fill 'er up!

by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Sep 21, 2013
Be careful what you ask for ... she just might get it.

Dyslexic Love

by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Sep 7, 2013
This piece is an Adult Humor short.

Wise Ass Crackers

Essay by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Aug 8, 2013
Thank you, history, for the orgy of wise words you’ve...

The Small Ball Steroid League

Essay by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Jun 23, 2013
Because at the professional level, all sports are extreme...

The Twins Panties

by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Jun 1, 2013
I used to date these twin sisters, and there was no way I...

Whacking Elmo

Essay by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: May 15, 2013
Okay, here’s the situation. You’ve got an iconic TV...

Classified Blonde

by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Apr 6, 2013
A pretty blonde girl circled a help-wanted ad in a...

It's Enough to Piss Off The Pope

Essay by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Apr 2, 2013
It’s enough to piss off the Pope? Well if it is, it...

Don't Eat Me Bad

Essay by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Mar 9, 2013
It’s a funny thing, being eaten alive.

Have Six with Tiger Woods

by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Mar 2, 2013
What does Tiger Woods call a date with six girls all at...

Baby it's Friggin' Cold Outside

Essay by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Feb 9, 2013
It’s so friggin’ cold outside, I can’t believe it....

Get Naked For Valentine's

Essay by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Jan 19, 2013
We know that much of the time, things come down to luck....

LMFAO (Laughing Mayans Fool Apocalypse Obsessed)

Essay by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Dec 24, 2012
All the Mayans in the underworld must be laughing their...

Harlowe Pilgrim's Twas the Night Before Christmas

Poem by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Nov 24, 2012
Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the...

Santa and Mrs. Claus Interview, with Harlowe Pilgrim

Essay by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Nov 23, 2012
Hello, this is Harlowe Pilgrim. When my novel, Jesus...

Pokin' and Prayin' Pilgrims

by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Nov 16, 2012
"What's the huge smile on your face for?" said one...

Turkey Bakin'

by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Nov 16, 2012
"Hey―what are you doing in here?" "A little...

A Thanksgiving misunderstanding

by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Nov 16, 2012
"Oh dear God! James! What are you doing to the turkey?"

Tom the Turkey

by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Nov 16, 2012
Tom the turkey was drinking beers with one of his buddies.

Pilgrim Spermicide

by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Nov 16, 2012
"Did you know that turkey fat was the original spermicide?"

So there, Grandma.

by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Nov 16, 2012
A college girl brought her new boyfriend home for...

Thanksgiving Birth Control Secret

by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Nov 16, 2012
"Have fun, kids. And don't forget the Thanksgiving birth...

Turkey Tyme - Thanksgiving Fun

Essay by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Nov 11, 2012
If ye cometh at the table, ye shall be asked to leave!...

Big Dick's Love Gloves

Essay by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Nov 10, 2012
Big Dick is a porn star. You know how he got his...

Mom sure loves cooking

by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Nov 9, 2012
Johnny's mother was preparing a big Thanksgiving feast,...

Pop Goes the Virginity Auction

Essay by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Nov 3, 2012
So let me get this straight … if I sell myself for sex,...

This bitch I just met

by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Oct 30, 2012
You know who's totally wet, will blow you like crazy, but...

Scary Funny

Essay by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Oct 28, 2012
A few treats for Halloween … trick or treat humor.

The Big Skydiving World Record, Jesus and Santa

Short Story by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Oct 21, 2012
Jesus and Santa's brush with skydiving greatness....

Arnold and Me (or Twins II) - Part Duo

Essay by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Oct 14, 2012
Hasta la vista,baby! And other insights from 'The...

Obama's Big Stick

by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Oct 9, 2012
"So, President Obama …Vice President Biden has promised...

Arnold and Me (or Twins II) - Part Uno

Essay by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Oct 7, 2012
"Well Arnold, I've seen all your movies, so I know that...

Jesus and His Old Lady

Essay by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Sep 27, 2012
Jesus was married? Show me your papyrus.

Bestiality and Ewe

Essay by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Sep 4, 2012
Sick and tired of the harassment every time you saddle up...

Crack Down on Pussy Riot

Essay by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Aug 19, 2012
Um … what the hell’s a Pussy Riot? Is it the...

Peeing on People

Essay by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Aug 11, 2012
Does it piss you off to be peed on? And I’m talking in...

Really? He Put Fireworks in his Ass?

Essay by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Aug 4, 2012
Have you heard the one about the guy who shot the...

Put a Condom on my Olympics

Essay by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Jul 27, 2012
Put a condom on my Olympics … it’s time for another...

Mary Magdalene Interview

Essay by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Jul 16, 2012
The author Harlowe Pilgrim interviews Mary Magdalene -...

Jesus Christ Interview

Essay by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Jun 30, 2012
Hello everybody. I'm Harlowe Pilgrim, author of the book...

Jesus Vs. Santa

Book by Harlowe Pilgrim
Posted: Jun 30, 2012
If Jesus isn’t happy … nobody’s going to be happy....



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