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Jett Watson



Booksie Address: http://www.booksie.com/Jett_Watson
Country: United States
Member Since: Jul 6, 2012

Featured Writing

I Hate Ninjas

Short Story by Jett Watson
Posted: Aug 15, 2012
I think that we all agree with the sentiment that ninjas...
Tags:marriage, action, ninjas, nighttime, brawl, complicated couple

The Unclean

Short Story by Jett Watson
Posted: Jul 21, 2012
Rather than simply telling you what this tale is about, I...
Tags:horror, darkness, strange, stink, pit

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"Story"

Poem by Jett Watson
Posted: Jul 6, 2012
A poem on the essence of a story. (Written about two...
Tags:mother, child, story, bear, bee, snake, cub, storyteller

Writing Portfolio

Fevered Dreams

Poem by Jett Watson
Posted: Aug 16, 2012
This poem was inspired by a dream I had. It is open to...

2D World

Poem by Jett Watson
Posted: Aug 16, 2012
Do you live in a 2D world?

I Hate Ninjas

Short Story by Jett Watson
Posted: Aug 15, 2012
I think that we all agree with the sentiment that ninjas...

"The Clock"

Poem by Jett Watson
Posted: Aug 13, 2012
I don't think I'll say anything about this one. I'll let...

"Darkness"

Poem by Jett Watson
Posted: Aug 6, 2012
A slightly morbid poem inspired by my random pacing about...

"Perfect"

Poem by Jett Watson
Posted: Jul 28, 2012
I suppose you could call this my version of a love poem.

"Nightmare"

Short Story by Jett Watson
Posted: Jul 26, 2012
I wanted to see just how short of a short story I could...

"Cheese"

Short Story by Jett Watson
Posted: Jul 26, 2012
"A brief conversation between two people who have just met."

"Body Language"

Poem by Jett Watson
Posted: Jul 21, 2012
A friendly conversation among various body parts.

The Unclean

Short Story by Jett Watson
Posted: Jul 21, 2012
Rather than simply telling you what this tale is about, I...

A Sweltering Incalescence

Poem by Jett Watson
Posted: Jul 12, 2012
A short poem describing summer, in the terms of a lazy,...

The Personal Biography of a Potato

by Jett Watson
Posted: Jul 9, 2012
An (a)typical summary of an (ab)normal author-to-be.

"Story"

Poem by Jett Watson
Posted: Jul 6, 2012
A poem on the essence of a story. (Written about two...

Goldilocks and the Search for the Bears

Short Story by Jett Watson
Posted: Jul 6, 2012
This is a story I wrote two or three years ago. It was...



Note: I am currently working on my all-consuming novel. Therefore, I must limit myself to 15 minutes of internet time a day, with a timer that beeps obnoxiously and everything. It is quite necessary, else my novel will never be completed (see bio below). Unfortunately, this also means that I don't have much time on Booksie to read and comment, or to even reply to comments. Feel free to leave reading requests and comments anyway, just be aware that I won't be responding immediately. Thank you for your patience!

 

 

 

I recently made a writing goal to myself: to write one short story, one poem, and 10 pages of my novel a week. Unfortunately, I can be numbered among the hordes of procrastinators and unmotivated wanna-be authors that mope about the face of this beautiful, distracting planet we call Earth. Thus, I decided to join this pleasant little site in the hopes that potential readers and commenters might encourage me enough to consistently write. Or, failing that, provide a decent distraction so that I may justify my procrastination with a little, "But I promised so-and-so that I would read their novel! I only have 299562631657452132 pages left to go!"

 

Before I hear any accusations, I must assure you that no, I most certainly am NOT writing this bio to give myself further reason to procrastinate. I am writing it because it is the socially acceptable thing to do. Just what are you insinuating? I am greatly offended.

 

*ahem*

 

My alleged name is Jett Watson. I originally wanted to go with the classic "J. Watson," but, alas, that alias belongs to another anonymous writer, and I grudgingly settled for the less assuming "Jett Watson." I am a gender inspecific, ageless, wanna-be author. (define "author": A socially acceptable form of delusional insanity, frequently identified by antisocial persons who desire an excuse for their hermit-like nature.) I know what you must be thinking. How may a gentile, sociable person -- such as myself -- who clearly has swarms of friends and fans who worship the very ground I walk upon be gender inspecific? Allow me to explain. I may be a male, or I might be of more feminine nature, but I'm probably an asexual, self-sufficient life form, such as a potato, or perhaps a bean.

 

But don't permit that to affect your idolatrous image of me. I am amazing. This one person hinted that their neighbor's best friend's uncle's stepmother's dog's previous owner's murderer might have said so once. And they wouldn't lie to me. Probably.

 

 

You can email me at writingpotatoes@gmail.com 

I am now on Twitter and Facebook!
Twitter: https://twitter.com/watsonesque 
Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Jett-Watson/127471727399628

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