I am a writer from the order of dude, with a subfamily of poet, and a cultivar of historian.  I have asshole/science fiction properties in my chemical skeleton, I contian the amino acid side chain of horror with short story carbohydrate polysaccaride....I m sapotropic and local to boston, I feed on trees and have a melting point of I hate numbers and will never use them....my chemical structure would be nine-teen eighty two where I originated from the funguy phylum.....I hybridize with placental females from the hot body girl queendom....and my molecules have the same orientation as the gemini consellation, meaning I need artistic and scientific freedom from anything republican or demacrat....my species get's sleep from tyrptapham which is broken down by my enzigmatic agonists in my eardrums, a common container of the sleepyness is sappy girly literature...documented uses for me are thus: sweetener for gelatin literature, typo maker for editors wanting job security, biologist, arborist, vasodilator and cardiac arrester, diuretic in suspense and awe et. al...........my origins can be traced back as far as my progenitors, which is my loose mother and looser father, so I tell people I am related to King Charlamagne....hey I make lemonade from lemons.