Attention, Attention!

My name is March Haywire, not really but whatever, I'm thirteen years old, and the most talented writer, if I may say so myself. I have written stories since I knew what they were, I have always loved the way my family marveled at my work, prompting me to outreach. 

Yet, I hate having people read my work. And because I live in a town were almost no one is smart enough to figure this one out, I've set up this account, so I can have my work read without having to face the person. Yeah, yeah, I know, weird. Either way, since I'm positive no one knows who I am on this website, I find it's only the safest way to do my work. 

As far as Reading Requests go, guys, do not leave half a page message as if I have the patience to read it start to finish. Another, poems have always been like a gunshot to the knee cap for me. I don't know what it is about them, I just hate reading it. So don't ask me too, chances are, I will barely read the request. Third, short stories, not my thing. And as far as novels go, barely ever will I read one. Only a few good ones have I ever actually kept with. I don't like Sci-fi, and I don't like when you tell me about your story. If it has a good name, I be like, Damn, sounds interesting. Rarely ever, does that happen. 

And on my work, guys, I LOVE getting feedback. I love hearing what you have to say on my work, even if you don't like it. Because, hey, c'mon. I'm thirteen for God's sake. I have a lot to learn, I may be talented, but let's be honest. My work would barely make it published, I want my novels to be good. Therefore, criticism is welcome. Actually, criticism is prefered. 

Next up, I guess I'll tell you a teensy bit about myself. 

A)

Don't ever, get in between me and my Harry Potter, you will lose.

B)

I really don't care how much you hate Fast and Furious, Brian O'Conner is my homeboy. 

C) 

Guys, no. This show is the best ever. 

D) I may look like a city, but don't be decieved. I am not afraid to get my hands dirty.