sophomore.

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Special thanks to RUBYROSE81196 and ARIK Z for calling my novel THE AUSTIN TATTOO one of their favorite books on Booksie!!

Check out my talented BEST FRIEND Claire!!!

http://www.booksie.com/claireem

I have a lot of health problems, which inspires my writing and helps me cope. If interested, I have serotonin deficiency syndrome (a misperception of pain, both mental and physical), streptococcus pneumoniae (a weak immune system. My treatment is almost over!), and fibromyalgia (weak muscle tissue). I'm in testing for problems with my kidneys/excretory system. Yes, I am fucked.

ABOUT READING REQUESTS:

Please comment if I asked you to keep me updated; for others, please don't leave long summaries. Tell me what it's about in just a few sentences. I have a short attention span. The longer the comment is, the less likely I am to read it. It's horrible, but shamefully true!

I like words like these: DELIGHTFUL   DASHING   CHARMING   ADORE   LOVELY   BREATHTAKINGLY   QUAINT   DAINTY   TRUE FANCY SHUDDER

Favorite author: Laurie Halse Anderson

Bands: A Fine Frenzy, Owl City, Mayday Parade, One Direction, Go Radio, Green River Ordinance, FTSK, A Workday Release, The Strokes, The Smiths, Artic Monkeys, and I'm not even half way done; Anarbor, Every Avenue, Fallout Boy . . . 

Singers: Kate Nash and anything Adam Young. I like Adele's music but I don't like her voice as much as most people do.

Random facts: I have quite a few. Now that you have began reading, you cannot stop. MWAHAHAHA

~ I adulate instagram. (I'm @fancysocks)

~ I'm on tumblr; I follow back if you ask me to!   www.do-wa-do.tumblr.com 

~ Christian and more than blessed.

~ I have OCD and get totally obsessed with hating it.

~ Forrest Gump, the Grimm brothers, and Peewee Herman are all pretty awesome.

~ I hate kitty cats. But I sure fancy photographs of them.

~ My camera was the best gift I have ever recieved. Sony NEX 5N named Sonya. MB + S = Forever. (My pictures below)

Targets!

20 Fans = passed! Obviously couldn't have done it with out you.  
30 Fans = Thank you, EVERYONE. Especially you, Arik Z, my 30th fan.   
40 fans = Oh my, guys. I cannot thank you enough. You are too grand!  
50 Fans =  Oh, the falttery.

75 =   Not possible

100 reads on a novel = The Austin Tattoo AND Hate Kate AND Letters to Eden!

200 reads on a novel = Yes! TAT AND HK!<3 This means a s much!
300 reads on a novel = TAT AND HK!!!! Thanks, EVERYONE!

400 reads on a novel = HK AND TAT!! THANK YOU!

500 reads on a novel= TAT<3 Thanks!!!
600 reads on a novel = You shall receive 52 brownie points!

700 reads on a novel = Tell me another joke.
800 reads on a novel = And there's the second joke.

You are all just the grandest things!

 "There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed." ~ Hemingway