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Booksie Address: http://www.booksie.com/RJohnson
Country: United States
Member Since: Aug 11, 2007

Featured Writing

Eternal love

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Dec 12, 2011
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Tags:poem, sad, drama, tragedy

Writing Portfolio

Get Rid Of That Damn Skunk!

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Oct 13, 2014
This is a fictional poem.

Those Greek Customers!

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Oct 12, 2014
This is a fictional poem.

I'm Superman

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Oct 12, 2014
This poem is based on the DC Comic Book that was created...

Twenty-One Children

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Oct 11, 2014
This is a fictional poem.

These Damn Prison Bars!

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Oct 10, 2014
This is a fictional poem.

I Sued Because I couldn't Be A Nun

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Oct 10, 2014
This is a fictional poem.

Rubber Check

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Oct 7, 2014
This is a fictional poem.

Evil Lawyer

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Oct 6, 2014
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The Flying Nun Flies No More

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Oct 5, 2014
This poem is a parody of the TV show.

Sociopathic Father

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Oct 5, 2014
This is a true story.

Don't Eat Welsh Rarebit!

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Oct 3, 2014
This is a fictional poem.

A Double Whacking

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Oct 3, 2014
This is a fictional poem.

Drunken Cop

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Oct 2, 2014
This is a fictional poem.

I Got A Rock

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Oct 2, 2014
This poem is a parody of the Peanuts Comic Strip.

Heather III

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Aug 13, 2014
Dedicated to Heather O'Rourke (1975-1988) who died on...

Heather II

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Aug 12, 2014
Dedicated to Heather O'Rourke (1975-1988) who died on...

Goodbye Robin Williams

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Aug 12, 2014
Dedicated to Robin Williams (1951-2014) who died on...

Doomed to go to Hell

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Aug 8, 2014
Sadly, this is a true story.

Papaw's Passing

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Aug 3, 2014
Dedicated to Burley Johnson who died on August 3, 1994.

Happy Birthday, Mom Part 2

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Aug 2, 2014
Dedicated to Agnes Johnson (1948-2013) who passed away on...

Knocking on Death's Door

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jul 27, 2014
Even though this is a fictional poem, many people do die...

Goodbye Garner

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jul 21, 2014
Dedicated to James Garner (1928-2014) who died on July...

The Ultimate Sacrifice

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jun 12, 2014
This is a true story

Ann B. Davis

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jun 9, 2014
Dedicated to Ann Davis (1926-2014) who died on June 1, 2014.

I will not kill those two

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jun 7, 2014
This is a fictional poem

You'll be sorry if you steal my Ferrari

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jun 5, 2014
This is a fictional poem

Arrested for selling Weed

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jun 2, 2014
Even though this is a fictional poem, it is a really bad...

Dead at 14

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: May 31, 2014
Even though this is a fictional poem, Crack really is a...

Don't Text and Drive

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: May 26, 2014
Sadly, this is a true story.

One year later

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: May 23, 2014
Dedicated to Stephen Lovell, Richard Sommerville, Alexia...

Pertwee's Peril

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: May 20, 2014
Dedicated to Jon Pertwee who died eighteen years ago...

Heart of Stone

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: May 16, 2014
This is a true story about Lydia Sherman who died 136...

You won't marry my sister

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: May 15, 2014
This is a fictional poem

Amazing Forgiveness

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: May 14, 2014
This is a true story

I tried to skip out

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: May 12, 2014
This is a fictional poem

Happy Mother's Day, Mom

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: May 11, 2014
Dedicated to Agnes Johnson (1948-2013) who passed away on...

Woman of my dreams

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: May 9, 2014
This is a fictional poem

Bob Hoskins

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: May 8, 2014
Dedicated to Bob Hoskins who died on April 29, 2014.

The Haunted House

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: May 6, 2014
This is a fictional poem

Heather

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: May 5, 2014
Dedicated to Heather O'Rourke (1975-1988) who died on...

A final poem about Anthony Ainley

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: May 3, 2014
Dedicated to Anthony Ainley (1932-2004) who died on May...

Cop without a Gun

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: May 2, 2014
Even though this poem is fictional, guns should always be...

I bought a table that Jesus made

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Apr 26, 2014
This is a fictional poem.

The Deadly Supper

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Apr 24, 2014
This is a fictional poem.

I dream that Mom is still alive

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Apr 22, 2014
Dedicated to Agnes Johnson (1948-2013) who passed away on...

The light of my life

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Apr 20, 2014
This is a fictional poem.

DOOM on Mars

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Apr 18, 2014
This poem is based on the popular video game that was...

Murder in the operating room

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Apr 17, 2014
This is a fictional poem.

Dad was a fisherman

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Apr 13, 2014
Dedicated to Charles F. Johnson (1947-2013) who died on...

Mom hated Wednesdays

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Apr 13, 2014
Dedicated to Agnes and Burley Johnson who passed away on...

Tank

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Apr 6, 2014
This is a fictional poem.

Don't eat my pickles!

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Apr 4, 2014
This is a fictional poem.

If Mom became an angel

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Apr 2, 2014
Dedicated to Agnes Johnson (1948-2013) who passed away on...

Einstein

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Apr 2, 2014
Dedicated to Albert Einstein (1879-1955) who died on...

Chihuahua - Part IV

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Mar 29, 2014
Dedicated to Agnes, my Chihuahua dog.

First class ticket to Heaven

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Mar 28, 2014
Dedicated to Agnes Johnson (1948-2013) who passed away on...

I should've learned CPR

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Mar 27, 2014
Even though this poem is fictional, it's very important...

Over the Moon

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Mar 19, 2014
Dedicated to Agnes Johnson (1948-2013) who passed away on...

Jack Benny

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Mar 14, 2014
Dedicated to Jack Benny who died on December 26, 1974.

365 days of Hell

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Mar 6, 2014
Dedicated to Agnes Johnson who died one year ago today at...

Tammy

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Feb 22, 2014
Dedicated to Tammy Carper.

Heart of Gold

Article by RJohnson
Posted: Feb 2, 2014
An article about my mother.

Used Car Salesman

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jan 31, 2014
This is a fictional poem.

Mom loved God

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jan 26, 2014
Dedicated to Agnes Johnson (1948-2013) who passed away on...

How do you spell beautiful woman?

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jan 23, 2014
Dedicated to Agnes Johnson (1948-2013) who passed away on...

The Golden Calf

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jan 23, 2014
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Ankle Bracelet

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jan 22, 2014
This is a true story.

Tommy Morrison

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jan 20, 2014
Dedicated to Tommy Morrison who died on September 1, 2013.

R.I.P., Russell

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jan 19, 2014
DEDICATED TO RUSSELL JOHNSON (1924-2014) WHO DIED JANUARY...

I didn't have to outrun the lion

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jan 17, 2014
This is a fictional poem.

No justice in the world

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jan 16, 2014
Sadly, this is a true story.

Chihuahua - Part II

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jan 11, 2014
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Sweet Little Rosie

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jan 6, 2014
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Good Riddance, 2013

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Dec 31, 2013
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I shouldn't have gone scuba diving

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Dec 30, 2013
This is a fictional poem.

Christmas Eve

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Dec 24, 2013
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Tightwad

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Dec 14, 2013
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Merry Christmas, Mom

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Dec 10, 2013
Dedicated to Agnes Johnson (1948-2013) who passed away...

Sneedville, Tennessee

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Dec 2, 2013
Dedicated to Agnes Johnson and everybody else who...

Playstation 4

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Nov 15, 2013
This is a fictional poem but the Playstation 4 is being...

Tragic

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Nov 13, 2013
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Madeline

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Nov 6, 2013
Dedicated to Madeline Robinson who was born on October...

Dracula

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Oct 30, 2013
This poem is based on the novel that was written by Bram...

I'm Justin Sane, not just insane!

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Oct 21, 2013
This is a fictional poem.

Goodbye Geoffrey

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Sep 28, 2013
Dedicated to Geoffrey Hughes (1944-2012) who died July...

The homeless are not bums

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Sep 22, 2013
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Minnis Downhome Pharmacy Part III

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Sep 3, 2013
Dedicated to Stephen Lovell, Richard Sommerville, Alexia...

Chihuahua

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Aug 28, 2013
Dedicated to Agnes, my Chihuahua dog.

Tim McCravey, U.S.M.C.

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Aug 11, 2013
Dedicated to Timothy McCravey.

Silver Star

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Aug 8, 2013
Dedicated to Silver Star/Norma Jean Moore who died August...

Happy Birthday, Mom

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Aug 2, 2013
Dedicated to Agnes M. Johnson (1948-2013) who passed away...

Dad's Death

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jul 26, 2013
Dedoicated to Charles F. Johnson (1947-2013) who died...

Coy and Vance

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jul 16, 2013
This poem was inspired by The Dukes of Hazzard TV show.

We're the Duke boys

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jul 9, 2013
This poem was inspired by The Dukes of Hazzard TV show.

I'm not a horse!

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jun 23, 2013
This is a fictional poem.

Beauty Parlor

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jun 21, 2013
This is a fictional poem.

I'm Boss Hogg

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jun 20, 2013
This poem was inspired by The Dukes of Hazzard TV show...

Minnis Downhome Pharmacy Part II

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jun 15, 2013
Dedicated to Alexia Wilson and Janet Clift who were shot...

Money couldn't buy happiness

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jun 14, 2013
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Betty Lou

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jun 12, 2013
Dedicated to Betty Lou Williams (1939-2013) who died May...

An emptiness in my soul

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jun 6, 2013
Dedicated to Agnes Johnson who passed away March 6, 2013....

Goodbye Stephen

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jun 1, 2013
Dedicated to Stephen Lovell who was murdered by Jason...

Minnis Downhome Pharmacy

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: May 24, 2013
Dedicated to Stephen Lovell, Richard Sommerville, Alexia...

Goodbye George Jones

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Apr 27, 2013
Dedicated to George Jones who died April 26, 2013.

Christ's resurrection

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Mar 31, 2013
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Rest in peace, Mom

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Mar 10, 2013
Dedicated to Agnes Johnson who passed away March 6,2013....

Mom needs our prayers

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Feb 22, 2013
Dedicated to Agnes Johnson, my mom.

All that matters is you

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jan 23, 2013
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New Year's Resolutions

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Dec 31, 2012
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Stop grabbing my wife's breasts!

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Dec 19, 2012
This is a fictional poem.

Cheating electrician

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Dec 3, 2012
This is a fictional poem.

Aborted baby

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Nov 26, 2012
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Retaliation

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Nov 25, 2012
This is a fictional poem.

Jesus is with me

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Nov 25, 2012
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I felt a lump

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Nov 11, 2012
Even though this is a fictional poem, breast cancer is a...

The new President

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Nov 6, 2012
This is a fictional poem.

The Craigslist Killer

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Oct 28, 2012
This is a true story about Philip Markoff who committed...

Automatic record players

Article by RJohnson
Posted: Oct 28, 2012
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Mitt Romney

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Oct 23, 2012
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A 2nd poem about Roger Williams

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Oct 22, 2012
Dedicated to Roger Williams who passed away October 8, 2011.

Stanley and Dad

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Oct 19, 2012
Dedicated to Stanley Johnson, my uncle.

Sixty-five

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Oct 18, 2012
Dedicated to Charles Johnson, my Dad.

Alex Karras

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Oct 16, 2012
Dedicated to Alex Karras who died October 10, 2012.

If I can't have you, nobody can

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Oct 11, 2012
This is a fictional poem. In real life, I believe that...

The late Roger Williams

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Oct 8, 2012
Dedicated to Roger Williams who passed away October 8, 2011.

Decapitated father

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Oct 6, 2012
This is a fictional poem.

The woman of my dreams

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Oct 6, 2012
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Six months to live

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Oct 5, 2012
Even though this is a fictional poem, it's reality for...

Life jackets

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Oct 2, 2012
...

Trevor Bannister

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Sep 29, 2012
Dedicated to Trevor Bannister who passed away April 14,...

Back from the dead

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Sep 28, 2012
Dedicated to Tammy Carper who nearly perished.

My new cat

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Sep 24, 2012
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Sniffing glue

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Sep 16, 2012
This is a true story.

The change

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Sep 14, 2012
This is a fictional poem.

You'd better return those pets

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Aug 22, 2012
Even though this poem is fictional, many animals need...

41st birthday

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Aug 20, 2012
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I'll always protect her from you

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Aug 16, 2012
Even though this is a fictional poem, many women need...

Daniel Boone

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Aug 10, 2012
...

The incredible chicken

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Aug 2, 2012
This is a fictional poem.

Sage Stallone

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jul 26, 2012
Dedicated to Sage Stallone who died July 13, 2012.

Goodbye Sherman Hemsley

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jul 25, 2012
Dedicated to Sherman Hemsley who passed away July 24, 2012.

Andy

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jul 3, 2012
Dedicated to Andy Griffith who passed away July 3, 2012.

Anger in my soul

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jun 27, 2012
This is based on a true story that took place during the...

Nutcracker

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jun 26, 2012
This is a fictional poem but would be painful if it was...

I should've learned french

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jun 26, 2012
This is a fictional poem.

A taste for booze

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jun 12, 2012
This is a fictional poem but reality for some people. If...

Pillar of salt

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jun 10, 2012
...

George Lindsey

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: May 7, 2012
Dedicated to George Lindsey who died on May 6, 2012.

Soulmate

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: May 5, 2012
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Deadly fall

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: May 1, 2012
Even though this poem is fictional, only professionals...

I will not give up!

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Apr 29, 2012
Dedicated to Charles Johnson, my dad.

How will I tell my children?

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Apr 24, 2012
This is a fictional poem but sadly it's reality for many...

Horse's patoot

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Apr 18, 2012
This is a fictional poem.

Titanic

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Apr 15, 2012
DEDICATED TO ALL OF THE INNOCENT PEOPLE WHO DIED APRIL...

Prince

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Apr 13, 2012
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Hippocratic Oath

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Mar 19, 2012
This is a fictional poem but it's something that real...

A lifetime of joy

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Mar 16, 2012
This is a fictional poem.

Rich snob

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Feb 24, 2012
SADLY THIS IS A TRUE STORY.

A Christmas Miracle

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Dec 25, 2011
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Ebenezer Scrooge

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Dec 24, 2011
Based on the classic 'A Christmas Carol' By Charles Dickens.

Eternal love

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Dec 12, 2011
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Giving thanks

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Nov 24, 2011
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Intervention

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Nov 19, 2011
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Goodbye Gough

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Nov 5, 2011
DEDICATED TO MICHAEL GOUGH WHO DIED MARCH 17, 2011.

TPed

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Oct 31, 2011
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Halloween Monster

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Oct 31, 2011
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Brotherly Betrayal

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Oct 27, 2011
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Buying cigarettes for a minor

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Oct 26, 2011
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM BUT IT REALLY IS ILLEGAL TO BUY...

The birds and the bees

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Oct 25, 2011
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Let's pray for Earl King

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Oct 20, 2011
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My poor Scully

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Oct 17, 2011
SADLY THIS IS A TRUE STORY.

You spat in my face

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Oct 16, 2011
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Wile E. Coyote

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Sep 28, 2011
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Half a man

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Sep 23, 2011
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Scarecrow

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Sep 22, 2011
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

I committed hit and run

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Sep 20, 2011
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Trust must be earned

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Sep 18, 2011
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Saving Vernie's life

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Sep 7, 2011
THIS IS A TRUE STORY.

Sex tax

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Sep 4, 2011
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I hate MRS. Oleson

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Sep 3, 2011
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Taking candy from a baby

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Aug 31, 2011
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Chef Boyardee

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Aug 28, 2011
DEDICATED TO ETTORE (HECTOR) BOIARDI WHO DIED JUNE 21, 1985.

Goodbye Albert

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Aug 25, 2011
DEDICATED TO ALBERT DANIELS WHO DIED AUGUST 22, 2011.

The big 4-O

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Aug 20, 2011
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Filicide

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Aug 9, 2011
SADLY THIS IS A TRUE STORY.

100

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Aug 6, 2011
DEDICATED TO LUCILLE BALL WHO DIED APRIL 26, 1989.

Bye Bubba

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Aug 6, 2011
DEDICATED TO BUBBA SMITH WHO DIED AUGUST 3,2011.

Schiavelli

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jul 26, 2011
DEDICATED TO VINCENT SCHIAVELLI WHO DIED DECEMBER 26, 2005.

High on God

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jul 15, 2011
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235 years of independence

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jul 4, 2011
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Landon

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jul 1, 2011
DEDICATED TO MICHAEL LANDON WHO DIED JULY 1, 1991. TWENTY...

Farewell Falk

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jun 29, 2011
DEDICATED TO PETER FALK WHO DIED JUNE 23, 2011.

Nicholas Courtney

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Apr 11, 2011
Dedicated to Nicholas Courtney who died February 22, 2011.

Damn movie theaters!

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Apr 8, 2011
While this poem is humorous, it's also serious.

Suicide in Wal-mart

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Mar 27, 2011
THIS IS A TRUE STORY THAT HAPPENED IN MORRISTOWN, TENNESSEE.

Stupid guard dog

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Mar 13, 2011
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

PMS

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Mar 12, 2011
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Green ass

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Feb 6, 2011
This is a true story.

I have no Willy

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Feb 5, 2011
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

MR. Spock's death

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jan 28, 2011
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Bottoms up

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jan 23, 2011
This is a fictional poem.

Puppy the Chihuahua

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jan 22, 2011
DEDICATED TO PUPPY WHO DIED JANUARY 21, 2011

Blowfish

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jan 16, 2011
This is a fictional poem but many people do die because...

Revenge with a Winchester

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jan 14, 2011
This is a fictional poem.

I went to the Moon

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jan 11, 2011
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Big nose

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jan 6, 2011
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

The end of 2010

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Dec 31, 2010
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Don't flash your cash

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Dec 30, 2010
This is based on a true story.

A new law in Tennessee

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Dec 28, 2010
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Bell

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Dec 27, 2010
DEDICATED TO ALEXANDER GRAHAM BELL WHO DIED AUGUST 2, 1922.

World War III on Christmas Day

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Dec 24, 2010
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Frankenstein's Monster

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Dec 21, 2010
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My daughter was raped and murdered

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Dec 20, 2010
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

God loves animals

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Dec 19, 2010
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Honor thy Parents

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Dec 14, 2010
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Strong Faith

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Dec 13, 2010
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Gift from God

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Dec 8, 2010
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Don't commit suicide

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Dec 5, 2010
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Anno Domini

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Dec 2, 2010
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Sitting next to God?

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Dec 1, 2010
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I'm not cheating!

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Nov 30, 2010
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Leslie Nielsen's Death

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Nov 28, 2010
DEDICATED TO LESLIE NIELSEN WHO DIED NOVEMBER 28, 2010.

Streets of gold

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Nov 26, 2010
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Ladder to Heaven

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Nov 26, 2010
...

God's eternal love

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Nov 24, 2010
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Fists of fury

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Nov 23, 2010
Dedicated to Rocky Marciano who died August 31, 1969.

Porno movies

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Nov 22, 2010
This is a fictional poem but it's reality for some people.

This noose around my neck

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Nov 22, 2010
This fictional poem takes place in the 19th century.

Priests

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Nov 20, 2010
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Fired for having large breasts

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Nov 19, 2010
THIS IS A TRUE STORY.

G-O-D

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Nov 17, 2010
...

Without God

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Nov 13, 2010
...

Men of Science

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Nov 8, 2010
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Preaching against a sponge

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Nov 7, 2010
THIS IS A TRUE STORY.

COPS

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Nov 5, 2010
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Jesus was the greatest hero

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Nov 5, 2010
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Paradox

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Nov 3, 2010
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Poor Precious

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Nov 2, 2010
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Voting is a privilege

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Nov 2, 2010
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Good people who feel bad

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Nov 1, 2010
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You pulled a gun on a boy

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Nov 1, 2010
SADLY THIS IS A TRUE STORY.

You're no lady

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Oct 29, 2010
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Rabies

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Oct 27, 2010
THIS IS FICTIONAL POEM.

Broderick Crawford

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Oct 26, 2010
DEDICATED TO BRODERICK CRAWFORD WHO DIED APRIL 26, 1986.

We all love babies

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Oct 25, 2010
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My son's suicide

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Oct 22, 2010
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Blood and broken bones

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Oct 21, 2010
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM BUT FACT FOR SOME PEOPLE.

Everybody loved Tom Bosley

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Oct 19, 2010
DEDICATED TO TOM BOSLEY WHO DIED OCTOBER 19, 2010.

The Wright Brothers curse

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Oct 18, 2010
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Tomorrow may never come

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Oct 17, 2010
...

Jesus was a family man

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Oct 16, 2010
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM. IF SOME PEOPLE FIND THIS POEM...

I stuck my penis in a lamp socket

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Oct 15, 2010
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

You damn bullies

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Oct 13, 2010
SADLY THIS IS A TRUE STORY.

Please forgive me, God

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Oct 12, 2010
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Chastity belt

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Oct 11, 2010
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

I don't believe it!

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Oct 9, 2010
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

A trophy is stuck over my head

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Oct 8, 2010
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Shoplifting

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Oct 3, 2010
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM BUT SADLY MANY PEOPLE DO SHOPLIFT.

Quintuplets

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Oct 1, 2010
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Rick and Vernie's Wedding

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Sep 30, 2010
DEDICATED TO MR. AND MRS. RICK JOHNSON WHO GOT MARRIED...

Father Ted

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Sep 24, 2010
DEDICATED TO DERMOT MORGAN WHO DIED FEBRUARY 28, 1998.

Serial killer

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Sep 22, 2010
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

You owe me $5000

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Sep 21, 2010
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM BUT IT'S TRUE FOR SOME PEOPLE.

My big buddy

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Sep 20, 2010
DEDICATED TO SYLVESTER WHO DIED SEPTEMBER 17, 2010.

Smoking in bed

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Sep 19, 2010
THIS IS FICTIONAL POEM BUT SADLY IT HAS BEEN AND STILL IS...

Hell damnation

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Sep 17, 2010
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Wedding gown

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Sep 14, 2010
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

He raped my mule

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Sep 13, 2010
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Gene Barry

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Sep 11, 2010
DEDICATED TO GENE BARRY WHO DIED DECEMBER 9, 2009.

Earl

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Sep 10, 2010
Dedicated to Earl Hindman who died December 29, 2003.

He spit in my drink

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Sep 9, 2010
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

I took a life

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Sep 7, 2010
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

I have a nail up my ass

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Sep 6, 2010
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Lard

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Sep 5, 2010
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Joe Besser

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Sep 3, 2010
DEDICATED TO JOE BESSER WHO DIED MARCH 1, 1988.

Singapore

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Sep 1, 2010
THIS IS BASED ON A TRUE STORY ABOUT AN AMERICAN MAN IN...

My baby chick

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Aug 30, 2010
THIS IS A TRUE STORY.

My rotten nephew

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Aug 29, 2010
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

I only eat dog food

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Aug 28, 2010
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

I hate tattoos on breasts

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Aug 23, 2010
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US Games

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Aug 15, 2010
THIS POEM IS ABOUT GAMES THAT WERE MADE FOR THE ATARI...

Skunk

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Aug 8, 2010
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Zsa Zsa slapped me

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jul 9, 2010
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

There's a BB in my wiener

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jun 16, 2010
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

I am Pac-Man

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jun 1, 2010
THIS FICTIONAL POEM WAS INSPIRED BY THE PAC-MAN ARCADE...

I'm a killer

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: May 30, 2010
I THANK GOD THAT THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM. I DO NOT OWN A...

Goodbye Gary

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: May 28, 2010
DEDICATED TO GARY COLEMAN WHO DIED MAY 28, 2010.

Let's pray for Gary Coleman

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: May 27, 2010
...

Brion James

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: May 17, 2010
DEDICATED TO BRION JAMES WHO DIED AUGUST 7, 1999.

I need God

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: May 17, 2010
...

I mailed myself to Jessica Simpson's house

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Apr 30, 2010
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Stupid and rude

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Apr 6, 2010
This is a true story.

Robert Culp

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Mar 28, 2010
Dedicated to Robert Culp who died March 24, 2010.

Corey Haim

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Mar 11, 2010
DEDICATED TO COREY HAIM WHO DIED MARCH 10, 2010.

Intoxicated driving

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Feb 27, 2010
I DEDICATE THIS FICTIONAL POEM TO ALL OF THE INNOCENT...

I killed my son

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Feb 22, 2010
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

These damn farts

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Feb 18, 2010
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

50 to 1 odds

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Feb 8, 2010
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

1 inch

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Feb 7, 2010
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

She has a wiener

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Feb 3, 2010
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

I killed the Bucket woman

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jan 31, 2010
THIS FICTIONAL POEM IS BASED ON THE BRITISH SITCOM...

Mister Ted

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jan 30, 2010
THIS FICTIONAL POEM WAS INSPIRED BY THE MR ED SITCOM.

A 2nd poem about Brittany Murphy

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jan 5, 2010
DEDICATED TO BRITTANY MURPHY WHO DIED DECEMBER 20, 2009.

I'm George Costanza

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jan 3, 2010
BASED ON THE CHARACTER ON SEINFELD.

Large breasts

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jan 2, 2010
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Cruel twist of fate

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Dec 28, 2009
DEDICATED TO BRITTANY MURPHY WHO DIED DECEMBER 20, 2009.

Connie Hines

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Dec 26, 2009
DEDICATED TO CONNIE HINES WHO DIED DECEMBER 18, 2009.

I work for the IRS

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Aug 16, 2009
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Knighted

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Aug 12, 2009
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Stop sitting on the damn toilet!

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Aug 9, 2009
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Randy's Island

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Aug 3, 2009
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Nazi Bastard

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jul 30, 2009
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Pull the trigger

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jul 29, 2009
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Swiss Army Knife

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jul 28, 2009
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

I can't spare a square

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jul 26, 2009
THIS FICTIONAL POEM IS BASED ON A SEINFELD EPISODE.

So easy a Caveman can do it X: The Final Sequel

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jul 26, 2009
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

So easy a Caveman can do it IX: Half Caveman

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jul 24, 2009
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

This poem is for teenagers

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jul 23, 2009
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So easy a Caveman can do it VIII: Taxi Driver

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jul 23, 2009
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

So easy a Caveman can do it VII: Scientific Study

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jul 21, 2009
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

So easy a Caveman can do it VI

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jul 21, 2009
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

So easy a Caveman can do it V

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jul 18, 2009
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

So easy a Caveman can do it IV

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jul 16, 2009
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

That Damn Wimpy!

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jul 16, 2009
THIS FICTIONAL POEM IS BASED ON THE CHARACTER IN THE...

Up your ass

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jul 14, 2009
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Traitor!

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jul 12, 2009
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Boy

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jul 6, 2009
DEDICATED TO BOY WHO DIED JULY 5, 2009.

Goodbye Mollie

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jul 5, 2009
DEDICATED TO MOLLIE SUGDEN WHO DIED JULY 1, 2009.

The loss of Bob Ross

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jul 1, 2009
DEDICATED TO BOB ROSS WHO DIED JULY 4, 1995.

Ed McMahon

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jun 28, 2009
DEDICATED TO ED McMAHON EHO DIED JUNE 23, 2009.

King of Pop

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jun 25, 2009
...

Anne Ramsey

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jun 20, 2009
DEDICATED TO ANNE RAMSEY WHO DIED AUGUST 11, 1988.

Carl

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jun 18, 2009
DEDICATED TO CARL BROWN WHO DIED IN DECEMBER OF 1999.

The death of David carradine

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jun 8, 2009
DEDICATED TO DAVID CARRADINE WHO COMMITTED SUICIDE ON...

Wendy

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: May 27, 2009
DEDICATED TO WENDY RICHARD WHO DIED FEBRUARY 20, 2009.

World's biggest player

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: May 15, 2009
THIS FICTIONAL POEM WAS INSPIRED BY THE 1996 FILM 'A THIN...

The new Doctor Who

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: May 8, 2009
...

Yard Sale

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: May 3, 2009
THIS IS A TRUE STORY.

God's promise

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jan 31, 2009
...

The American way

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jan 29, 2009
...

God is wise

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jan 28, 2009
...

God is wonderful

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jan 28, 2009
...

There's only one God

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jan 27, 2009
...

No more grits!

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jan 27, 2009
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM

God wants us to be happy

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jan 26, 2009
...

In God we trust

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jan 26, 2009
...

I wish I could call God

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jan 25, 2009
...

Racist on election day

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jan 22, 2009
...

Barack Obama makes history

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jan 20, 2009
...

Martin Luther King Junior

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jan 19, 2009
...

Brains, brains and more brains

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jan 17, 2009
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM

Ricardo Montalban

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jan 16, 2009
DEDICATED TO RICARDO MONTALBAN WHO DIED JANUARY 14, 2009.

I didn't avoid the Noid

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jan 13, 2009
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM

Leggo my Eggo

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jan 11, 2009
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM

Sanford and Son

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jan 9, 2009
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM

Pat Hingle

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jan 7, 2009
DEDICATED TO PAT HINGLE WHO DIED JANUARY 3, 2009.

My wife is a slut

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jan 7, 2009
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM

That's not rape

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jan 2, 2009
...

You can't play Pac-man

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jan 1, 2009
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM

Wimpy drinks

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Dec 31, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM

Roseanne

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Dec 30, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM

Padded bra

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Dec 28, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM

Michelle

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Dec 25, 2008
DEDICATED TO MICHELLE THOMAS WHO DIED DECEMBER 22, 1998.

United Negro College Fund

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Dec 20, 2008
...

Your dog is humping my leg

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Dec 16, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM

A train flattened my wiener

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Dec 14, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

A 2nd poem about Anthony Ainley

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Dec 10, 2008
DEDICATED TO ANTHONY AINLEY WHO DIED MAY 3, 2004.

Paul Benedict

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Dec 6, 2008
DEDICATED TO PAUL BENEDICT WHO DIED DECEMBER 1, 2008.

Martin Balsam

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Dec 3, 2008
DEDICATED TO MARTIN BALSAM WHO DIED FEBRUARY 13, 1996.

Trading spouses

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Dec 2, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Farewell Fred

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Nov 30, 2008
DEDICATED TO FRED ROGERS WHO DIED FEBRUARY 27, 2003.

John Stratton

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Nov 28, 2008
DEDICATED TO JOHN STRATTON WHO DIED OCTOBER 25, 1991.

John McCain

Article by RJohnson
Posted: Oct 25, 2008
...

Struggling to survive

Article by RJohnson
Posted: Sep 25, 2008
...

If Al Gore had won

Article by RJohnson
Posted: Sep 24, 2008
This article discusses both the 2000 and 2008 elections.

Bernie Mac

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Sep 13, 2008
DEDICATED TO BERNIE MAC WHO DIED AUGUST 9, 2008.

We're all in a sinking boat

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Sep 12, 2008
...

September 11

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Sep 11, 2008
DEDICATED TO ALL OF THE GOOD PEOPLE WHO DIED 9-11-01.

Jerry Reed

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Sep 9, 2008
DEDICATED TO JERRY REED WHO DIED SEPTEMBER 1, 2008.

Woody

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Sep 8, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM

Obama loves America

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Sep 7, 2008
...

Hillary wants Obama to win

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Sep 3, 2008
...

This damn war

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Sep 2, 2008
...

Obama is the man

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Aug 31, 2008
...

Little red riding hood

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Aug 30, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Wal-mart's blunder

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Aug 9, 2008
...

I'm not a God

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Aug 5, 2008
...

Corporal Capeman

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jul 30, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Jesus came to my house

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jul 27, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Estelle Getty

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jul 25, 2008
DEDICATED TO ESTELLE GETTY WHO DIED JU:Y 22, 2008.

Life without my son

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jul 20, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Eddie Murphy messed me up

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jul 20, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

God is the best!

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jul 19, 2008
...

These damn laxatives

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jul 16, 2008
...

Elevator shaft

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jul 15, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Cuckoo for cocoa puffs

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jul 13, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Lindsay Lohan sucks!

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jul 10, 2008
...

I gave you a twenty

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jul 8, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Shave your damn legs!

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jul 7, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Ida

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jul 6, 2008
DEDICATED TO IDA GREENE WHO DIED JULY 5, 2008.

Carrie Fisher

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jun 30, 2008
...

Silver lining

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jun 28, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

I had to pay with my life

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jun 28, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Bob Hope

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jun 24, 2008
DEDICATED TO BOB HOPE WHO DIED JULY 27, 2003.

Hepatitis

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jun 20, 2008
THIS IS A TRUE STORY.

Penny and Brain

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jun 18, 2008
...

Batgirl raped me

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jun 17, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Frozen tongue

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jun 13, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Gore was cheated

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jun 12, 2008
I learned about this travesty of justice when I saw the...

Drink and drive

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jun 10, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM BUT SADLY IT'S TRUE FOR SOME...

It's not Karma, it's God

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jun 7, 2008
...

Obama did it!

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jun 6, 2008
...

Goodbye Michael Wisher

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: May 31, 2008
Dedicated to Michael Wisher who died in 1995.

Korman

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: May 30, 2008
Dedicated to Harvey Korman who died May 29, 2008.

He looka like a man

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: May 29, 2008
THIS POEM IS BASED ON THE MAD TV CHARACTER.

God has been good to me

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: May 28, 2008
...

Stratford Johns

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: May 27, 2008
DEDICATED TO STRATFORD JOHNS WHO DIED JANUARY 29, 2002.

Miserable little brat

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: May 25, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

That damn Trix Rabbit

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: May 22, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Hey, that's my pickle!

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: May 21, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

A1 yeah, it's that important

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: May 16, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Kentucky's voting day

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: May 15, 2008
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Begala's insult

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: May 14, 2008
...

The Lone Ranger

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: May 12, 2008
DEDICATED TO CLAYTON MOORE WHO DIED DECEMBER 28, 1999.

Handicapped

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: May 9, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Sick twisted revenge

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: May 8, 2008
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Hanna-Barbera

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: May 7, 2008
DEDICATED TO WILLIAM HANNA AND JOSEPH BARBERA.

I shot Yogi Bear

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: May 6, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Gas prices

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: May 5, 2008
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You're on the run

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: May 4, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

You took a dump in my pool

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Apr 30, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

April 29, 1988

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Apr 29, 2008
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On the run

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Apr 27, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM

Returning food

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Apr 26, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Holy crap

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Apr 25, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Blunderdog

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Apr 24, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Faith and prayers

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Apr 23, 2008
THIS IS A TRUE STORY.

Bush

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Apr 22, 2008
...

Your grave was slowly being dug

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Apr 21, 2008
DEDICATED TO HEATH LEDGER WHO DIED JANUARY 22, 2008.

Ex-best friends

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Apr 20, 2008
...

Womanizer

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Apr 19, 2008
...

My wife is an alien

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Apr 18, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Sculpture of Jesus

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Apr 17, 2008
...

Polly wants your mama's sweet ass

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Apr 16, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Put on a damn blouse!

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Apr 14, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Burned alive

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Apr 12, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Tossed my cookies

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Apr 12, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

That poor cat

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Apr 11, 2008
THIS IS A TRUE STORY.

What I did was evil

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Apr 10, 2008
I GOT THE IDEA FOR THIS FICTIONAL POEM FROM A MOVIE.

Stop laughing at me

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Apr 9, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

When the sun rises

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Apr 8, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

There's nothing left of him

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Apr 7, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Brother

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Apr 6, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

This isn't a library

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Apr 5, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Taxi driver

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Apr 3, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Pennsylvania's voting day

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Apr 3, 2008
...

Henson Histeria

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Mar 29, 2008
Dedicated to Jim Henson who died May 16, 1990.

I'm going to tell my daddy on you

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Mar 28, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Neglectful father

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Mar 27, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

If you want to succeed

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Mar 27, 2008
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You are my flesh and blood

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Mar 26, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

I believe in you

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Mar 25, 2008
...

A load of bull

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Mar 24, 2008
...

I'm going to straighten up

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Mar 22, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

You only live once

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Mar 22, 2008
...

This damn television

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Mar 20, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Pepe Le Pew raped my cat

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Mar 19, 2008
THIS FICTIONAL POEM IS BASED ON THE CARTOON CHARACTER.

The cable is out again

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Mar 19, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

To suffer and bleed in Iraq

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Mar 18, 2008
THIS POEM IS PARTIALLY FICTIONAL.

Saint Patrick's Day

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Mar 17, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Ricky Ricardo kicked my ass

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Mar 16, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Sucking that cow's teats

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Mar 14, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Frog

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Mar 12, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEN

The kitchen sink

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Mar 11, 2008
ONLY THE FIRST LINE OF THIS POEM IS TRUE.

Mississippi's Voting Day

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Mar 10, 2008
...

Fragile

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Mar 10, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Batman

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Mar 9, 2008
...

44 magnum

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Mar 8, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Buster was the best

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Mar 4, 2008
THIS IS A TRUE STORY.

A cop's revenge

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Mar 1, 2008
THIS IS A FITIONAL POEM.

Childbirth

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Mar 1, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Maximum security prison

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Feb 29, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM BUT LIFE IN PRISON REALLY IS...

That damn mohel!

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Feb 27, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

I don't need a babysitter!

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Feb 26, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Barack

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Feb 25, 2008
...

Hillary attacks

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Feb 23, 2008
...

Candy bar

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Feb 21, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

That damn clown!

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Feb 20, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Our son

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Feb 18, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Obama can do it!

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Feb 16, 2008
...

Seventy-eights

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Feb 15, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Valentine

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Feb 14, 2008
...

Scheider

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Feb 13, 2008
DEDICATED TO ROY SCHEIDER WHO DIED FEBRUARY 10, 2008.

Black customers

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Posted: Feb 12, 2008
...

Burger

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Posted: Feb 11, 2008
...

Morse

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Feb 10, 2008
DEDICATED TO BARRY MORSE WHO DIED FEBRUARY 2, 2008.

I'm being murdered

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Posted: Feb 8, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

The day the little boy drowned

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I like black people

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The little boy's cat

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Black rights

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Clown shoes

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Obama 'Revised edition'

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The virgin

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He shot his daughter

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Posted: Jan 29, 2008
THIS IS A TRUE STORY.

Butterfly

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Sixty

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Posted: Jan 27, 2008
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Dear John

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Posted: Jan 25, 2008
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Monster

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Cheap!

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Posted: Jan 24, 2008
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Seed

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Burned to the ground

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Cain and Abel

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Posted: Jan 21, 2008
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Buttermilk

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Posted: Jan 20, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Vegetarian

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Posted: Jan 19, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

220 volt shock

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Posted: Jan 18, 2008
THIS IS A TRUE STORY.

Obama

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Posted: Jan 16, 2008
...

Symbol of love

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...

Ex-producer

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Posted: Jan 15, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Bluto VS. Popeye

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Posted: Jan 13, 2008
Based on the cartoon.

Trilafon

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Posted: Jan 11, 2008
THIS IS A TRUE STORY.

Electric Chair

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Posted: Jan 10, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

She's in labor

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Posted: Jan 10, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Villechaize

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Posted: Jan 8, 2008
DEDICATED TO HERV'E VILLECHAIZE WHO DIED SEPTEMBER 4, 1993.

Dialysis

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Posted: Jan 8, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

My life is flashing before my eyes

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Posted: Jan 7, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

You might as well have cut her heart out

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Posted: Jan 6, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Malcolm in the Middle

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Posted: Jan 5, 2008
BASED ON THE TV SHOW.

DOOM

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Posted: Jan 4, 2008
BASED ON THE POPULAR VIDEO GAME.

Jimmy Neutron Bugged

Short Story by RJohnson
Posted: Jan 3, 2008
BASED ON THE TV SHOW.

The Loch Ness monster raped me

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jan 2, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Vengeful spirit

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Posted: Jan 1, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

2007 comes to an end

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Dec 31, 2007
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Late again

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Dec 30, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Hot dogs with chili

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Dec 29, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

How was God created?

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Dec 28, 2007
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The temptations of Christ

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Dec 27, 2007
...

Christmas came from Jesus

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Dec 25, 2007
...

I saved Christmas

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Posted: Dec 24, 2007
...

The apple of God's eye

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Posted: Dec 23, 2007
...

Third degree burns

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Dec 22, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

God's masterpieces

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Posted: Dec 21, 2007
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Nintendo's rainchecks

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Posted: Dec 20, 2007
...

I wish I was a bird

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Dec 19, 2007
...

Donkey Kong Junior

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Dec 18, 2007
THIS POEM IS BASED ON THE ARCADE GAME THAT WAS MADE IN 1982.

Pancakes

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Posted: Dec 17, 2007
...

Everybody deserves a second chance

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Dec 16, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM BUT PEOPLE REALLY DO DESERVE A...

Alvin and the Chipmunks

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Posted: Dec 15, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

If Jesus was here

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Dec 14, 2007
...

Farley Forever

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Dec 13, 2007
DEDICATED TO CHRIS FARLEY WHO DIED DECEMBER 18, 1997.

If Eve hadn't ate that apple

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Dec 12, 2007
...

Faith in the Lord

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Dec 11, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM BUT GOD REALLY DOES HEAL PEOPLE.

Charlie

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Dec 10, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Samson and Delilah

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Posted: Dec 9, 2007
...

Thank you, God

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Dec 8, 2007
...

Life isn't always fair

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Dec 5, 2007
...

Road Rash

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Dec 4, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

That damn beard!

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Posted: Dec 4, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Turned away

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Posted: Dec 3, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM BUT WE REALLY SHOULD HELP PEOPLE...

The hitchhiker

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Posted: Dec 2, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM BUT IT REALLY IS DANGEROUS TO...

Where's the damn mayo?!

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Posted: Dec 1, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

The stray

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Nov 30, 2007
...

100 dogs

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Posted: Nov 28, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

God will take care of you

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Nov 27, 2007
...

Illegal alien

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Nov 26, 2007
...

Color blind

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Nov 23, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

R U thankful?

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Nov 22, 2007
...

Nintendo Wii Part 2

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Nov 21, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Nintendo Wii

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Nov 21, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Drag racing

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Posted: Nov 20, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Money can't buy happiness

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Nov 19, 2007
...

The well is dry

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Nov 17, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

My dentist's revenge

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Nov 16, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Socks

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Posted: Nov 15, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Suspended animation

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Posted: Nov 14, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Jesus

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Nov 13, 2007
...

I blew his brains out

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Nov 12, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM. PEOPLE SHOULD NEVER TAKE THE...

That's gotta hurt!

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Posted: Nov 11, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Bubble

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Posted: Nov 10, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

It's too late

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Nov 9, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Life is short

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Nov 7, 2007
...

40 days and 40 nights

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Nov 6, 2007
...

I kissed another girl

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Nov 5, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

You weren't delivered by a stork!

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Nov 4, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

George

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Nov 3, 2007
THIS IS A TRUE STORY.

I lost a thousand bucks

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Nov 3, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Robert Goulet

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Nov 2, 2007
DEDICATED TO ROBERT GOULET WHO DIED OCTOBER 30, 2007.

Father-in-law

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Nov 1, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Halloween

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Oct 31, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Serving beer to minors

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Oct 30, 2007
THIS IS A TRUE STORY.

Rocky VII

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Oct 29, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

My heart is as black as coal

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Oct 27, 2007
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Ice Cube

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Posted: Oct 26, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Buckingham palace

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Posted: Oct 25, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Shotgun wedding

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Posted: Oct 24, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Full house

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Posted: Oct 23, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

I kicked George Costanza's ass

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Oct 22, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Deer hunting

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Posted: Oct 21, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Perseverance

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Oct 19, 2007
...

Strawberries

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Oct 18, 2007
I got the idea for this fictional poem from a cartoon in...

Garfield

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Oct 16, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Doll

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Posted: Oct 15, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Ace up my sleeve

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Posted: Oct 14, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Statutory rape

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Posted: Oct 13, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM BUT SADLY THIS KIND OF THING...

I'll put her on a pedestal

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Posted: Oct 12, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Womanhood

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Oct 11, 2007
...

Keep them coming

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Posted: Oct 10, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Crucified

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Oct 9, 2007
...

Six days

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Posted: Oct 8, 2007
...

Great Granddad

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Oct 7, 2007
DEDICATED TO FRANK JOHNSON WHO DIED IN 1981.

Perverts

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Posted: Oct 6, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Egged

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Posted: Oct 5, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

True champion

Short Story by RJohnson
Posted: Oct 4, 2007
INSPIRED BY ROCKY IV.

Always wear a helmet

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Oct 3, 2007
...

Jesus will enrich your life

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Oct 2, 2007
...

Say it, not spray it

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Sep 30, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

The pen is mightier than the sword

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Sep 29, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

What women want

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Posted: Sep 28, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

The bomb

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Posted: Sep 27, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Bulimia

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Posted: Sep 26, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM BUT SADLY IT'S TRUE FOR SOME...

He burned my bacon

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Posted: Sep 24, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

A sore loser

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Posted: Sep 23, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Please feed my daughter

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Posted: Sep 22, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Why do people think I'm dumb?

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Posted: Sep 21, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

I snapped

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Posted: Sep 20, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

You always treat my brother better

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Sep 19, 2007
THIS FICTIONAL POEM IS WRITTEN FROM A CHILD'S POINT OF VIEW.

Manborg menace

Short Story by RJohnson
Posted: Sep 17, 2007
Written and copyrighted 2002

The Black cat

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Sep 17, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

The remote

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Posted: Sep 16, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Yuck!

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Posted: Sep 15, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

That damn two cents!

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Posted: Sep 13, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Wedding dress

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Posted: Sep 12, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Your days of abusing him are going to stop

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Posted: Sep 11, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM BUT SADLY THIS KIND OF THING...

A spring got stuck up his ass

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Posted: Sep 10, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

CIA

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Posted: Sep 9, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

It cuts deep

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Posted: Sep 8, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

So easy a caveman can do it Part 3

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Posted: Sep 7, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Go straight to Hell

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Sep 6, 2007
THIS IS TRUE.

Goodbye Gwynne

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Sep 5, 2007
DEDICATED TO FRED GWYNNE WHO DIED JULY 2,1993.

I ate that roach

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Sep 5, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Shut the damn door!

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Posted: Sep 4, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

So easy a caveman can do it Part 2

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Posted: Sep 3, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

So easy a caveman can do it

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Posted: Sep 3, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

My guilt

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Posted: Sep 3, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Here's Johnny!

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Sep 2, 2007
Dedicated to Johnny Carson who died January 23, 2005.

John Inman

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Posted: Sep 2, 2007
DEDICATED TO JOHN INMAN WHO DIED MARCH 8, 2007. hE WAS A...

PBS kicked my ass

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Sep 2, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Kaye

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Posted: Sep 1, 2007
DEDICATED TO KAYE BROWN WHO DIED OF CANCER ON DECEMBER 6,...

Goodbye Al

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Posted: Sep 1, 2007
DEDICATED TO AL LEWIS WHO DIED FEBRUARY 3, 2006. HE...

Married more times than Elizabeth Taylor

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Posted: Sep 1, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Elmer Fudd shot me

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Posted: Aug 31, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Old women make me horny Part 2

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Posted: Aug 30, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Old women make me horny

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Posted: Aug 30, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

V8

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Posted: Aug 30, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Service without a smile

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Posted: Aug 29, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

He took a toke

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Posted: Aug 28, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Tea & A

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Posted: Aug 27, 2007
I GOT THE IDEA FOR THIS FICTIONAL POEM FROM MAD TV.

I hit a student

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Posted: Aug 26, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

KFC

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Posted: Aug 25, 2007
...

Butter and eggs

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Posted: Aug 25, 2007
This is a fictional poem.

Let go of your hate

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Posted: Aug 24, 2007
...

Not a stud

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Posted: Aug 23, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

August 29, 1986

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Posted: Aug 22, 2007
This is a true story. I wrote it last year.

Elvis really is dead

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Aug 22, 2007
...

Goodbye Robert Mitchum

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Aug 22, 2007
Dedicated to Robert Mitchum who died July 1, 1997.

Oh my God, they killed Kenny!

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Posted: Aug 22, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

72 hours

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Posted: Aug 22, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Goodbye Ronald Reagan

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Posted: Aug 21, 2007
Dedicated to Ronald Reagan who died June 5, 2004. He was...

Pryor

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Posted: Aug 21, 2007
Dedicated to Richard Pryor who died December 10, 2005.

Don Knotts

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Posted: Aug 21, 2007
Dedicated to Don Knotts who died February 24, 2006. (I...

Farewell John Ritter

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Posted: Aug 21, 2007
Dedicated to John Ritter who died September 11, 2003....

That dreaded call

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Aug 21, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

My Grandpa

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Posted: Aug 20, 2007
Dedicated to Burkette Greene who died February 7, 1998.

Blazing inferno

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Posted: Aug 20, 2007
This is a fictional poem.

Dana Hill

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Posted: Aug 20, 2007
Dedicated to Dana Hill who passed away July 15, 1996.

Pretty damn old

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Posted: Aug 20, 2007
THE ONLY TRUE THING ABOUT THIS POEM IS THAT TODAY IS MY...

Bixby

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Aug 19, 2007
Dedicated to Bill Bixby who passed away November 21, 1993.

Please don't put me to sleep

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Aug 19, 2007
THIS POEM IS WRITTEN FROM A DOG'S POINT OF VIEW.

Uglier than sin

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Posted: Aug 19, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Stacy

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Posted: Aug 18, 2007
Dedicated to Stacy A. Brooks who died in a horrible car...

Christopher Reeve

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Posted: Aug 18, 2007
Dedicated to Christopher Reeve who died October 10, 2004.

Killed over bubblegum

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Aug 18, 2007
It's hard to believe but this is a true story.

I hate guns!!

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Aug 18, 2007
THIS IS A TRUE STORY.

Farewell MR.Ainley

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Aug 18, 2007
Dedicated to Anthony Ainley who died May 3, 2004. He and...

I met God

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Aug 18, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Only a monster could do that

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Aug 18, 2007
I'm sorry to say that this is a true story.

Sam Kinison

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Posted: Aug 18, 2007
Dedicated to Sam Kinison who died in a car crash on April...

Swastika

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Posted: Aug 18, 2007
...

Obi-Wan has taught you well

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Aug 18, 2007
Dedicated to Sir Alec Guinness who died August 5, 2000.

Keep your eyes on the damn road!

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Posted: Aug 18, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Driving over a cliff

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Posted: Aug 18, 2007
This is a fictional poem

Jacqueline Hill

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Posted: Aug 18, 2007
Dedicated to Jacqueline Hill who died February 18, 1993.

He should've hired a professional

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Aug 18, 2007
THIS IS A TRUE STORY

Antique refrigerator

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Posted: Aug 17, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM BUT SADLY MANY CHILDREN REALLY...

Barry

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Aug 16, 2007
Dedicated to Morris Barry who died in December of 2000.

May 28, 1990

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Posted: Aug 16, 2007
THIS IS A TRUE STORY.

I married my sister

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Posted: Aug 16, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

I'm Spider-man

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Posted: Aug 16, 2007
This is a fictional poem.

Selena

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Posted: Aug 16, 2007
Dedicated to Selena Quintanilla Perez who died March 31,...

I slept with Daffy Duck

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Posted: Aug 16, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Babysitter

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Posted: Aug 15, 2007
This is a true story.

P.O.W.

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Posted: Aug 15, 2007
This is a fictional poem.

Rejection

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Posted: Aug 15, 2007
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Rape is wrong

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Aug 15, 2007
I hope this poem will convince men not to commit rape.

Jim Varney

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Posted: Aug 15, 2007
Dedicated to Jim Varney who died February 10, 2000.

Lindsay's turmoil

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Posted: Aug 15, 2007
I wrote this poem about 7 or 8 weeks ago because I...

I can't smile

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Posted: Aug 15, 2007
This is a fictional poem.

It's not a dress

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Posted: Aug 15, 2007
This is a fictional poem.

That damn principal

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Posted: Aug 14, 2007
This is a true story.

Goodbye Mister Sutton

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Posted: Aug 14, 2007
Dedicated to Frank Sutton who died June 28, 1974. He...

Mount Rushmore

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Posted: Aug 14, 2007
This poem tells about the creation of this beautiful...

OUCH!

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Posted: Aug 14, 2007
This is a true story.

Worship God

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Aug 14, 2007
This poem is true.

God loves everybody

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Aug 14, 2007
This poem is true.

Pay for your own repairs!

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Posted: Aug 14, 2007
This is nonfiction.

You have angered me

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Posted: Aug 14, 2007
I got the idea for this fictional poem from Me, myself &...

The final embrace

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Posted: Aug 13, 2007
This is a fictional poem.

Princess Diana

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Posted: Aug 13, 2007
Dedicated to Princess Diana who died August 31, 1997.

Bumble Bee

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Posted: Aug 13, 2007
This is a fictional poem.

I'm eating crow

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Posted: Aug 13, 2007
This is a fictional poem.

I'm Eric Cartman's father

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Posted: Aug 13, 2007
This is a fictional poem.

I believe in love a little less each day.

Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Aug 13, 2007
I wrote this poem last week.

You're not fit to wear that badge

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Posted: Aug 13, 2007
I wrote this poem last week.

His final breath

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Posted: Aug 13, 2007
This is a fictional poem.

Apple pie

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Posted: Aug 13, 2007
This poem is short and sweet.

The bridge

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Posted: Aug 13, 2007
This is a fictional poem

I voted against Phil Bredesen

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Posted: Aug 11, 2007
I wrote this poem because I don't think the Governor of...



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