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Shane P



Booksie Address: http://www.booksie.com/Shane_P
Country: United Kingdom
Favorite book: 10 years in an open necked shirt - john cooper clarke
Member Since: Jan 10, 2013

Featured Writing

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Solitary...

Poem by Shane P
Posted: Mar 26, 2013
First person account of life in solitary confinement
Tags:horror, death, life, despair, hope, prison

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You're in luck

Poem by Shane P
Posted: Mar 14, 2013
A poem about a call from someone trrying to scam you
Tags:humor, humour, sex, fun, money, phone, scam, call

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The mum brigade

Poem by Shane P
Posted: Mar 12, 2013
After picking my daughter up from school i noticed a...
Tags:humor, humour, sex, school, bully, moms, playground, mums

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Urban safari

Poem by Shane P
Posted: Mar 4, 2013
Apoem about the joys of council estates
Tags:humor, humour, sex, drink, chav, council, estate

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Saturday!

Poem by Shane P
Posted: Mar 4, 2013
A first person account of being a football hooligan
Tags:fight, violence, fun, danger, fighting, hooligans

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Just the 2 of us.....

Poem by Shane P
Posted: Mar 4, 2013
A poem about someones adventure to the funny farm
Tags:humour, crazy, mental, mad, funny

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Fat Sharon

Poem by Shane P
Posted: Feb 20, 2013
Poem about a filthy overweight hooker
Tags:humor, humour, sex, funny, filth

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I'll make you sweat

Poem by Shane P
Posted: Feb 10, 2013
It's not what you think....
Tags:humour, sex, sick, flu

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Weekend rockstar

Poem by Shane P
Posted: Feb 1, 2013
A wannabe rocker dreaming his dream, but reality is...
Tags:drugs, dream, music, money, booze, drink, rockstar

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Read all about it

Poem by Shane P
Posted: Jan 31, 2013
A poem about the good ol british media
Tags:humour, funny, britain, england, uk, media, papers

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Anti-social network

Poem by Shane P
Posted: Jan 22, 2013
Poem about a little social network site....
Tags:facebook

Writing Portfolio

Solitary...

Poem by Shane P
Posted: Mar 26, 2013
First person account of life in solitary confinement

You're in luck

Poem by Shane P
Posted: Mar 14, 2013
A poem about a call from someone trrying to scam you

The mum brigade

Poem by Shane P
Posted: Mar 12, 2013
After picking my daughter up from school i noticed a...

No sense at all

Poem by Shane P
Posted: Mar 4, 2013
A short and sweet poem

Urban safari

Poem by Shane P
Posted: Mar 4, 2013
Apoem about the joys of council estates

Saturday!

Poem by Shane P
Posted: Mar 4, 2013
A first person account of being a football hooligan

STOP SENDING OUR KIDS

Poem by Shane P
Posted: Mar 4, 2013
A short poem for Mr Cameron

Just the 2 of us.....

Poem by Shane P
Posted: Mar 4, 2013
A poem about someones adventure to the funny farm

Catching Z's

Poem by Shane P
Posted: Feb 26, 2013
A poem about sleep

Despair....

Poem by Shane P
Posted: Feb 24, 2013
Someone very close to me was diagnosed with cancer and i...

I am toxic

Poem by Shane P
Posted: Feb 22, 2013
A poem about the after affects of me getting cremated

Fat Sharon

Poem by Shane P
Posted: Feb 20, 2013
Poem about a filthy overweight hooker

Stop horsing around

Poem by Shane P
Posted: Feb 14, 2013
A poem about the current fiasco with horse meat

Scumbag

Poem by Shane P
Posted: Feb 13, 2013
A poem about a vile drug dealer

Stupid Cupid!!

Poem by Shane P
Posted: Feb 13, 2013
A poem about valentines day

The ballad of Big Steve

Poem by Shane P
Posted: Feb 12, 2013
A short story written in the form of a poem about a Big...

Silent victims

Poem by Shane P
Posted: Feb 11, 2013
A poem aimed at bullies

Get over it...

Poem by Shane P
Posted: Feb 11, 2013
A poem about simple minded people and their views on...

I'll make you sweat

Poem by Shane P
Posted: Feb 10, 2013
It's not what you think....

logic? (haiku)

Poem by Shane P
Posted: Feb 9, 2013
Haiku on war

Schitzophrenic Vegan

Poem by Shane P
Posted: Feb 9, 2013
A poem about a vegan who loves meat

Haiku about trees

Poem by Shane P
Posted: Feb 8, 2013
Haiku written about trees, and yes in rhymes... sue me

At her majestys pleasure

Poem by Shane P
Posted: Feb 8, 2013
Tongue in cheek poem about the publics perception of...

I do (haiku)

Poem by Shane P
Posted: Feb 7, 2013
Haiku about them dreaded words

I didn't know you was a vampire

Poem by Shane P
Posted: Feb 7, 2013
A guy realises his girlfriend is a vampire

love (Haiku)

Poem by Shane P
Posted: Feb 7, 2013
A few love haiku i thought id post them on the same...

What comes first? (haiku)

Poem by Shane P
Posted: Feb 6, 2013
Haiku on the chicken and the egg

monkeys in the zoo (haiku)

Poem by Shane P
Posted: Feb 6, 2013
Monkeys in the zoo (haiku) ..... for ben hardstaff haha

fatherhood (haiku)

Poem by Shane P
Posted: Feb 6, 2013
Haiku about fatherhood

The cat piddled (haiku)

Poem by Shane P
Posted: Feb 6, 2013
Haiku about a cat thats peeded on the floor

Smoking Haiku

Poem by Shane P
Posted: Feb 6, 2013
Another haiku about smoking

Drinking Haiku

Poem by Shane P
Posted: Feb 6, 2013
This is my first attempt at a haiku, i've been inspired...

Buster

Poem by Shane P
Posted: Feb 4, 2013
Buster is a crack addicted chimp

Shes a F*****G PSYCHO!!

Poem by Shane P
Posted: Feb 3, 2013
A poem about an over obsessed and crazy girlfriend

Weekend rockstar

Poem by Shane P
Posted: Feb 1, 2013
A wannabe rocker dreaming his dream, but reality is...

Read all about it

Poem by Shane P
Posted: Jan 31, 2013
A poem about the good ol british media

Sex Sells!!!

Poem by Shane P
Posted: Jan 31, 2013
erm well...sex sells

Live for today.

Poem by Shane P
Posted: Jan 31, 2013
A poem about life

We are all MAD around here

Poem by Shane P
Posted: Jan 31, 2013
Madness is mad.... yeah, mad!

My boss is a KNOB

Poem by Shane P
Posted: Jan 31, 2013
A poem about my boss.....

Not another love poem.....

Poem by Shane P
Posted: Jan 30, 2013
A poem about a loveless marriage

90s Kid

Poem by Shane P
Posted: Jan 29, 2013
A step back to the 90's

Parasitic lifeforms

Poem by Shane P
Posted: Jan 29, 2013
Slightly tongue in cheek poem about a much loved group of...

Cut heartstrings

Poem by Shane P
Posted: Jan 27, 2013
A poem about a personal loss

More than just chocolate

Poem by Shane P
Posted: Jan 25, 2013
A declaration of love.... to a mars bar

Online warrior

Poem by Shane P
Posted: Jan 25, 2013
Poem about a kid whos online antics make him great...

Useless romantic

Poem by Shane P
Posted: Jan 24, 2013
Poem about someone who really struggles with romance

Mr car salesman

Poem by Shane P
Posted: Jan 23, 2013
A short poem about someone being ripped off by a car...

Fastfood junkie

Poem by Shane P
Posted: Jan 22, 2013
A poem about a gentleman that likes to endulge in the odd...

Anti-social network

Poem by Shane P
Posted: Jan 22, 2013
Poem about a little social network site....

If i became a millionaire

Poem by Shane P
Posted: Jan 20, 2013
Lost in thoughts of winning lots of money

Gym Girls

Poem by Shane P
Posted: Jan 20, 2013
an observation of a certain group of people you see in...

A&E

Poem by Shane P
Posted: Jan 14, 2013
Went to the hospital today and noticed how many time...

I'm not drinking anymore

Poem by Shane P
Posted: Jan 13, 2013
we've all been here.....

Peroxitine

Poem by Shane P
Posted: Jan 12, 2013
Poem on how depression can make you feel

That kid.

Poem by Shane P
Posted: Jan 12, 2013
poem about a homeless child

The last day on earth.

Poem by Shane P
Posted: Jan 12, 2013
After surviving another end of the world i thought this...

Lady of the night.

Poem by Shane P
Posted: Jan 12, 2013
After reading a story in the national paper i decided to...

No use for abuse

Poem by Shane P
Posted: Jan 12, 2013
Abuse ruins lives

He has blood on his hands

Poem by Shane P
Posted: Jan 12, 2013
A short poem about God

Guilty as sin

Poem by Shane P
Posted: Jan 10, 2013
poem written about lies

Its Christmas Time.

Poem by Shane P
Posted: Jan 10, 2013
Poem about christmas

They're watching us

Poem by Shane P
Posted: Jan 10, 2013
Poem about the UKs obsession with CCTV

Bullyboy

Poem by Shane P
Posted: Jan 10, 2013
Most people have met a grumpy doorman before......

Broken Britain

Poem by Shane P
Posted: Jan 10, 2013
the views of the wonderful country we live in

Everything has beauty

Poem by Shane P
Posted: Jan 10, 2013
A short poem on beauty



I'm new to poetry and enjoying writing, I like to add humour to my work and when reading my poetry you should take it with a pinch of salt, I never aim to offend anyone but you can't please everyone, If you want a little laugh have a read i'm sure theres something in here that'll you'll like, Im a huge fan of John Cooper Clarke andĀ if you're familiar with his work you'll see alot of his inspiration im my work, Love meeting new people and I'm very friendly so say come say hi and if you want me to have a look at your writing just say and i'll be sure to pop over and have a read, Comments are greatly appreciated on my poems so tell me what you think, I'm forever adding new stuff so please keep checking. Cheers!

Shane P has 21 Fans

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