Welcome to hell, all those who have entered my own personal paradise, filled with suffering and damned souls crying for forgiveness. I offer my most humble welcomes and extend a special offer to those looking for a little...clemency--what little I have. The only thing that I ask is that you tender your flawed and stationary psyche, and I offer you a warning in substitution: Don't believe your eyes, don't believe your ears, don't believe anything that you are, were, or think you will be. For if you do, you shall sure fall into my trap, and I shall kill you slowly under these illusions.

I am who I am, and I accept nothing less...

Just sit tight, and listen to what I say, for this may be the most life saving, and important thing you listen.

Forget everything about yourself, who you think you are, will be, or can be. Listen to me, and everything I say, for that's the only way you will survive in this world of illusions....