WOW!! 2 years just past me by and I must say I'm loving BOoKsIe!!! Being in Matrix makes being ME a whole lot easier!! Keep posting AWESOME books and poems: I L.O.V.E it!!!!
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to become a vetetarian.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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