Hello. I'm ZonsterBl0odTattoed (call me Zonster) and I'm very insane. Nice to meet you.

"How can I keep my soul in me, so that

it doesn't touch your soul? How can I raise

it high enough, past you, to other things?

I would like to shelter it, among remote

lost objects, in some dark and silent place

that doesn't resonate when your depths resound.

Yet everything that touches us, me and you,

takes us together like a violin's bow,

which draws 'one' voice out of two seperate strings

Upon what instrument are we two spanned?

And what musician holds us in his hand?

Oh sweetest song."

- Rainer Maria Rilke

Beautiful People On Booksie That You Should Take A Squiz At:

Brucek: Brucek writes some of the best humor poems and other humorous things that I have ever read. He always makes me laugh after a bad day. When people continually write humor, I always think that they must be putting on a brave face, since that's what I am pretty much always doing when I write humor, so when Bruce shows us a part of himself that maybe isn't so brave, it's absolutely beautiful.

Moonphish: I admire Moonphish so much because he uploads a poem per day, pretty much, and none of them are crap. I never have time to read all of his work, but whenever I am feeling bored I am confident in the knowledge that I can click on a poem on his page, any poem, and I won't have read it before. It's like magic!

HelloMyNameIsFearLess: Fearless has only a few pieces up, but they are all fantastico, and I frequently go back to her page to re-read them. She has a great perspective and often shows me a fresh way of looking at things.

RubyRose81196: Ruby is my buddy at school and I am constantly hounding her to put up more of her novel, 21 Things I Love About You. I have read it about five times and every time it makes me laugh and smile like a goofball. I utterly recommend her work.

ClareAnderson30896: Unfortunately, Clare never seems to go on our fair Booksie any more, but she has some great works up, and since she will never see the comments, you can rant on her page about anything that gets you down from plastic to electronics (which is what I primarily use her page for) (but please don't be mean because she is a lovely person, and if she finds out I am encouraging people to put horrid comments on her page, which I am NOT, on my head will be it).

Ousma: I have only recently discovered Ousma (sorry, Faith, for making you sound like a collector's item) but she is amazing and I am sure if you pop by her page you will find something to brighten your day or make you sniffle into a fistful of tissues.

Sultry Alice: Her work makes me laugh, and occasionally cry. But mostly laugh. Alice just has this refreshing weirdness that makes me look at the world completely differently- and realize that it is stupid, in a good way.

SilentSmiles: HOLY CRAP! That was about my first thought when I read her work. She's just amazing. Her writing is magic; it reminds me of what I imagine Fenoglio the Inkweaver's work to be like. Go. Check her page out. Really.

10 Awesomesauce Things

• bow ties
• nerd glasses
• bib n' brace overalls
• blank books
• Willow Rosenberg, the Queen of (and possibly the only) NerdWitches.
• iPods and the stuff that's in 'em
• friends (the good ones, anyway)
• comfy chairs
• roller derby
• cool words like 'defenestration' (the act of throwing someone out a window) and 'spaghettification' (what happens to you when you get sucked inside a black hole)

Hitch-Hiker's fans: this one's for you: