Page 1, Short scene from a Mafia type movie. Really strong adult content with language and descriptive sex and violence. You should be able to tell the time period if you know some history but in case you don\'t pick it up, it\'s during the roaring 20\'s. ENJOY!

SPRING CLEANING

By Mr. Gillyweed

Int. Apartment – Night

Basically, this guy named Lenny just got beat up by a couple of henchmen wearing suits. The guy is all fucked up, bloody as a tampon, and then Eli Cohen walks in. Mr. Cohen is a real bad motherfucker, I’m talking big bad mafia boss. He walks in wearing a fine suit and signals the two henchmen to back off from Lenny. He walks over to Lenny and towers over him.

ELI COHEN

Lenny, Lenny, why?

Lenny, on his knees, spits blood out before talking.

LENNY

Mr. Cohen, I’m so sorry.. I..

ELI COHEN

You what Lenny? What the fuck

is your sorry of an excuse this time?

LENNY

I fucked up I know but please

I swear I’ll pay you back..

ELI COHEN

Sometimes I wonder if you really know who the fuck I am Lenny.

LENNY

I..

ELI COHEN

Do you enjoy fucking me? Is that it? You think you can just fuck me like I’m your bitch?

LENNY

Mr. Cohen, I know I’ve made some mistakes but I swear I’ll..”

Eli Cohen kicks him in the face.

ELI COHEN

You’ve had your chance Lenny, I’ve gone soft on you for far too long, now you’re getting what’s coming to you. I look at you and all the other fucks in my life and think what a fucking waste of life you pieces of shit are. That’s all you’ll ever be.

Lenny spits more blood.

ELI COHEN

You’re nothing but a shit stain on the bottom of my new fucking shoes. It pisses me off, but at the end of the day, all I gotta do is clean it right up. That’s what I’m doing Lenny, I’m cleaning you fucks up. You’re everywhere, sometimes a fucking surprise, but you’ll always be there on the ground, waiting to fuck up somebody’s day.

Mr. Cohen takes out a tommy gun and signals the fellas to grave a hold of Lenny. He begins to kick and scream but the guys manage to get a good hold of him. They pull down his pants and his trousers until his bare ass is facing Mr. Cohen.

ELI COHEN

You know I don’t like to get fucked Lenny, so now we are going to see how you like it.

Mr. Cohen shoves the tommy gun in Lenny’s ass, Lenny screams in pain, blood begins to poor out of his asshole.

ELI COHEN

You feel that Lenny? You fucking feel what you’ve done to yourself? Get ready, this guns about to fucking cum!

Mr. Cohen opens fire inside Lenny’s asshole, chunks of Lenny begin to fly everywhere while the tommy gun splits Lenny in half. Mr. Cohen looks at the fellas.

ELI COHEN

Did you enjoy the show? Clean this fucking mess up, make it quick and pay a visit to Joe afterwards. I got a party to attend to tonight, then I’ll meet you guys back at the house. Don’t fucking disappoint me.

Mr. Cohen changes, get’s ready, and heads off to a party. Time passes and is later sitting in a table with two of his friends, Jack Hollis and Daniel Jackson.

INT. KITCHEN TABLE – NIGHT

ELI COHEN

So you’re planning to open a bar down on 110th street?

Jack

Yeah that’s right, I got it all figures out.

ELI COHEN

You can’t run a fucking business.

JACK

Yeah? How much you wanna bet motha fucka, I got this shit down

ELI COHEN

The day you run a business is the day Al Capone come’s flying out of my ass.

The fellas laugh

DANIEL

How is Al?

ELI

Last I checked he was in Chicago. Haven’t really talked to him in a while though.

DANIEL

He’s probably moved on to greater things. I tell you that guy is going places. Say Eli, is it true you’re retiring?

ELI

Yeah in about two months.

JACK

Really? Why’s that, I thought you loved running this business.

ELI

I do, it’s just that I’m getting suck of these fucks all and having to clean up their mess, I’m leaving it in the hands of Paul.

JACK

Fucking Paul. Hey, you see his wife yet?

ELI

No, but I hear she is quite a site.

DANIEL

Oh she’s out of this fucking world. Let me tell you, she’s got quite a fucking ass on her. She’s one curvy fucking lady too.

JACK

Yeah the ass is nice and all but what about those perfect fucking boobs? I gotta tell you, I’ve never seen such perfect boobs, overall hottest woman I’ve seen in this city. I would slam her so fucking hard until my cock snaps in two.

ELI

I understand she might be outrageously sexy but come on, the fucks a matter with you, that’s Paul’s wife you talking about. Show some fucking respect.

JACK

Oh you only say this because you haven’t personally met this broad, she’ll have your dick hard as rock within the first five seconds, I guarantee that.

ELI

How’s your wife by the way?

JACK

Dead.

DANIEL

You gotta be fucking kidding me, you serious?

JACK

Yeah, caught the bitch cheating on me.

ELI

Oh no, why the fuck did this happen?

JACK

It’s okay though I’m a free man. Get this, I come home, hear fucking Annette Hanshaw playing in the background. I’m thinking my bitch is just chilling, waiting for me to come fuck her after a long fucking day right? Wrong. She’s in my own fucking room, getting plowed by Frank.

ELI

Fucking Frank.

DANIEL

That piece of shit!

JACK

So I wait until he leaves, send the boys over to do some work, they cut his cock and nuts off, mail them to his mother. I don’t tell Susan I knew about this shit right, so she’s all like I’m tired, I’m going to take a shower then go to sleep. Then she goes off on how I should take her to Paris, you believe this fucking cunt? Anyways, while she’s in the shower, I sneak in, whack her over the head with a vase and she’s out cold. When she wakes up, she’s tied to the fucking bed. I tell the bitch I know, Franks dead, and she starts crying like a little bitch, begging for forgiveness. So, I pull my pants down, whip out my dick and rape the bitch while she’s tied. The bitch can’t fucking move her hands and feet, I mean she’s set in stone like the fucking statue of liberty but I fucking went at it. At one point I could’ve sword she started bleeding from her pussy, she can’t handle a real man’s cock, that’s why.

ELI

That’s fucked up but the bitch had it coming. I gotta say though, I can top that.

JACK

You can’t top that shit, what the fuck are you talking about?

ELI

You know Lenny?

DANIEL

The prick you’re too soft on?

ELI

That’s the guy. I finally had enough tonight. Send him to the birds.

DANIEL

You sick motherfucker what did you do?

ELI

Well he’s always trying to fuck me so I figured why not fuck him, you know? After the boys roughed him up a bit, they pulled his pants off and I shoved the Tommy Gun up his ass. This pig was fucking bleed out of his asshole until I opened fire. You should have been there guys, this piece of shit split in half and everything!

All three guys laugh it up.

JACK

That’s pretty fucked up, but I think I still win for tonight.

DANIEL

I don’t know Jack, that kind wins in my book.

They continue to laugh.

DANIEL

We fucking own this city, I don’t know why you’re leaving Eli.

ELI

Times are changing fellas. Did you know they have a female Governor in Wyoming?

JACK

Ma Ferguson is now a governor in Texas too.

ELI

Look at that, females are starting to rise up on shit. All my life they had jobs to do at the house and now they are practically running things. I’m telling you, shits changing fast.

JACK

That doesn’t mean shit. Things change yeah, but we just have to adapt and show the world who the rightful owners are.

ELI

Yeah? Well I’m still retiring. Look guys, I’ve had enough for tonight I’m heading home.

DANIEL

Are you going to listen to the radio tomorrow?

ELI

Why? Is Calvin Coolidge going to be on tomorrow?

DANIEL

Yeah. We are still going to pay him a visit right?

ELI

Yeah, keep it under the table though. You boys have a goodnight.

END OF SCENE.

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