"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, Oh my fucking god. HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!" I ran through the jungle, trying to outrun the Chinese mafia. BANG BANG BANG BANG. They shot over and over. There were about five chasing me. "Comeon, Lance Chong. Pay up your one million dollars and we will let you go!" The CHinese Mafia sneaked me through the USA border and i agreed to pay a lot of money. It has been ten years, and i am bankrupt. As i ran, i took out my cell phone and called for help. "Hello, godfather. I'm in trouble..............................."
SUddenly, the shooting stopped. Are they gone? I through myself on the dirt and grass, exhausted. The trees provided shade. After a few measly seconds, i saw a green ball roll towards me. OH, YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM. Luckily i jumped into some bushes. Fire was all around me, smoke engulfed the whole place. I noticed that a huge circle of fire surrounded me and in front of me were the fifty members of the chinese mafia, armed with pistols and nunchucks. OK, FUCK THIS. NO MORE RUNNING!!! I charged right at them and aimed my head towards the nearest one. My head rammed into his gut and sent him flying into the flames. "BRING IT ON, I'M NOT AFRAID OF YOU!" I punched vigorously, knocking out two of them before they can react. Suddenly, ten black men wearing black surrounded me and glared at the CHinese mafia who surrounded us. The flames hissed with fury. "WAZZZZZUPPPPP CHINKIES!@!!!!" The Black Mafia jumped the Chinese mafia with their bare hands. A boom box was playing "crank that soulja boy" in the helicopter. YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUU CRANK DAT soulja boy. The Chinese shot at them but missed because they could not shoot at the expert men who was cranking dat soulja boy while beating the crap out of them. They landed spinning kicks, ball crushers, and all kinds of cool moves. My godfather and my homie, Sisco was like, " YEAH, GIVE IT UP, GIVE IT UP!" Suddenly 9999999 chinese mafia members jumped down from the air armed with knives. Before they landed and killed us all, the US launched ONE HUNDRED nukes at the scene anddddddddddddddd BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM.