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Denim Flavored Coffee Cream

Short story By: Barganted
Action and adventure



Deni


Submitted:Nov 5, 2011    Reads: 180    Comments: 5    Likes: 2   


sexyMcJoe flew unto the skies to his radial radikal marsupial flower haven in order to score some coffee crisp off of a bum or twooo. Though when he finally arrived the homeless man living in a hollowed out gazbo told him that he "Totally would love to have this Denim Flavored Coffee cream" so he purchased it off the bum for some CHANGIECHONGAMAHUMBATOYS soon Sexy McJoe was rollin in the coffee cream and decided finally to put it in his coffee when suddenly he put it in the jar with his coffee and the "Coffee-Aid man" came into existence, he was like the Koolaid guy, but his insides were brown and he was a sadistic killer/rapist, and now Sexy McJoe's biggest pride, his sexiness made him a prime target for THE COFFE-AID MAN "OHSHIT" Sexy Mcjoe thought! "ITSRAPINTIME" replied COFFEE-AID MAN, when suddenly world kewl basist Leslie Edwards came into the fraui "let that southbound pachyderm alone" and COFFEE-AID MAN replied "YOYOYOYOYOODAWGHESHUMANGOAWAYB'FOREIRAPEYATOO" "Leslie Edwards" replied "Alright, I'm off to get peeps drunk witmah winez"

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COPIRITED-SCLAHZZZZZZZZZZORJOEDIMEGIO

EPILOGUE:

sexymcjoe totally is hot for the COFFEE-AID MAN and they are now together after the bumpy rape introduction they learned they had a lot in common they want to try for a baby but they think it's litterally impossible so they go to consult Jeff P.negrodreads to see if an arrangement can be made WHEN SUDDENLY LESLIE EDWARDS COMES IN AND SAYS READ MY MUTHAFUCKIN BOOK YADIG DAT BABBBBIES GONNA BE MUINE

TO BE CONTINUED.

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P.S TAKE YA MOMMMMA OUT ALL NIGHT/FULLGROWN MAYAYAINE.

PP.S WELCOME TO THIS WORLD OF POOLS OF PINK CHAMPAGNE AND SWIMMINGFOOLS

PPP.S AN DOUBLEY PLEASED WIT CROOKED WOBBLY NEES I DIVE ON IN AND BACKSTROKE RITE ACROSS THES SEAS OF CHEASE

PPPP.S DISGETTINOLDGIMMOUTTIE 5K





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