John and the Sponge Cake scenario John, astronaut 666 worked his
way to the top of the science activity line, he was rewarded to
join 6 other top astronauts to travel to the moon. This was his
all-time dream, there was no chance he was missing this
opportunity, no way on Earth… or any other far away
John in addition to the 6 other super brains are tightly strapped
into the rocket… Man calls blast off, and the rocket blasts off
surfacing the whole entire world. 6 days and 14 hours later, John
floats out of the remainder of the rocket, it's very bright and
smells very sugary, he didn't understand, "Where are we" John asks.
"This isn't the Moon, it can't be?!" he apprehensively says,
"Welcome to sponge world" one of the astronauts says as he rips the
flesh off of his face, "What, what's going on?!" John screams, the
echo chimes and rings Johns ears as he falls to the ground in
3 and a half hours later John wakes up, shaking and
hyperventilating .. "Okay now, what's going on" he says straight,
"Welcome to sponge world" all 6 of the astronauts reply, "go
outside and feel the floor and your legs."
John climbs out of the bed, "that bed feels weird, not sleeping on
that again" he states. "Wow, everything is sponge! even my… hold on
a second, so are my legs!" "Yes, so are your legs, we replaced them
boned legs of yours with that sugary goodness, you call sponge and
we call home." says Carny (3rd astronaut) "Eat it, Eat it, Eat it"
chant the astronauts.
John takes a bite out the floor, "Mm, sponge, so you live on this?"
he said, "Yes and now so do you" exclaims Arny (the 6th astronaut)
"What, I can't go back?" John says with a stutter "Nope, there's no
way back, join us" says Master Fry (1st astronaut, leader)
John reaches into his pocket and pulls out his fold-able rifle,
"there is a way back! take this, mother-truckers " he screams
whilst murdering 5 of the sponged astronauts, the bullets going
through like a knife to cake.
Master Fry attempts to assassinate John from behind, but John turns
around rapidly and kicks both legs off of Master fry leaving him
legless! "so unfair!" screams Master Fry, "Stay sugary" he
announces to Master as his foot collides with his face leaving him
John cuts a nice slice of sponge cake to take back as memorabilia
and heads to pack his case and jumps back into the rocket to head
back to Earth… "This story is going to hit big and that's the last
bit of sponge I'll ever eat" He says victoriously.