When Matty B awoke on the day of april 21st he had a very strange feeling in his head. He got up and realized he was not in his bed but rather on a mattress in the middle of lake swag. Matty Looked out to the land and saw 3 figures, their laughter carried all the way to Matty. Matty used his super trill ass vision and zoomed in on the figures. He then saw that it was Doubleswee, Drake, and a new person he had not seen before. Matty could see a crooked smile on Doublswees burnt face, Matty knew that it was Doubleswee who set up this prank. Matty screamed a war cry at the top of his lungs and dove into the water.
Using his trill ass vision, Matty navigated the dark lake easily. Matty swam past dead bodies from what looked like the night before. Matty could not recall anyone dying last night. 5 minutes later Matty flopped onto the wet sand. Doubleswee and the two others had run off but Matty could follow the footprints they made in the sand. He followed the footprints until he got to what looked like where the 3 parked their car. Matty then caught a very terrible odor, it was coming from the trees. He recognized the smell, he then realized it was the famous cologne "Bitch, by Doubleswee." Matty barely had enough time to jump away from the SUV that shot out of the trees and was charging right for him.
"Put the break on you idiot" "Im trying, okay." Doubleswee slammed on the break but the car continued to speed down the road, "Goddammit he's going to get away." The three boys screamed as their car slammed right into a tree. Drakes head flew forward and slammed on the dash board. Doubleswee, who had no seatbelt on, flew through the windshield and slammed onto the ground. Matty ran up to their car, he saw Doubleswee and Drake knocked out cold, but he them remembered the third person. Matty turned around and saw Kendrick Lamar standing there with a butcher knife.
Kendrick lunged at Matty with the butcher knife and sliced through Mattys finger like warm butter. Blood spilled out of Mattys hand and he screamed in agony. Kendrick smiled and lunged again, as Kendrick brought his arm down Matty Jumped up and grabbed Kendrick's forearm, in one quick motion he snapped it clean off. A few tear drops spilled down Kendrick's cheek and he fell down to one knee. Matty picked up Kendrick's arm and pried the knife out. Matty walked up to Kendrick and stood over him. Kendrick looked up and Matty could see the fear and sadness in his eyes. For a second, just a second, Matty felt compassion for Kendrick. That feeling was quickly washed away and Matty Brought the knife down on Kendrick's neck. Kendrick's head hit the ground and rolled away.
Matty walked over to the front of the SUV and picked up the knocked out Doubleswee and Drake, he then brought them back to the lake and set them down on the sand. Matty sat there, watching the sunset, waiting for the two to wake up. 2 hours later Doubleswees eyes opened. As soon as he was up Matty b grabbed him. "Why are there dead people in the lake, Swee?" Swee had a groggy look in his face. Matty punched him in the mouth and Doubleswee was suddenly very awake. "I asked you a question." Doubleswee decided that if he did not tell Matty, he would die so he went ahead and said it. "We poisoned the weed last night, everybody died because of the weed" doubleswee finally replied. "Now why the hell would you do that swee?" "Well, Matty, why do we do anything? some people are evil by nature. People like Drake and I will never change, we will still always be evil because its what we were brought onto this earth to do." "No Swee, no one has to be evil, no one had to commit horrific acts like you do. You can stop this Swee, you do not have to be this way." "Thats where you're wrong Matty, you just don't understand, we HAVE to do this. Now, if you want these people back alive, they will only reawaken by the fumes of crystal meth." Then Doublswee fell back into unconsciousness. An hour later the swag police came to the beach and took Drake and Doubleswee away. As soon as they left Matty called up his moms phone number, it went to her voicemail, then Matty remembered what happened to her. Matty sat down on the beach for a few more hours, thinking about his mom and all she did for him. When the sun arose again Matty Dragged all 200 bodies out of the lake and lined them on the beach. He then got his meth making kit dropped in by helicopter and began work immediately. 2 hours later his batch of green meth was cooked and he placed it under all the towns peoples noses. A few minutes later and everyone was awake, not even remembering they were dead. They all went back to their houses. When Matty b got to his mansion he went down to his basement and started making snapbacks. He did not come out for 300 years.