As authors, it is our Duty

To create lovable, enticing Characters

And do horrible, evil things to Them.

Trial by fire

And trial by ice

I'll go down fighting

Or I'll never die

Quote of the day:

"... and he was like ugh, and I was like ew. Hey look, fried pickles!"

Beyond the realms of sea and land and air...lay the realms of fire.

                                                          -Arthur C. Clarke

SQUISHY= an expression of extreme happiness/craziness

WAULD= akward/original

QUACHIA= a person's evil part that makes them do bad things.

deathsong= sound of death, such as the humming of a sword in action.

firesong/starsong= a song of mysterious and magical things.

THAT'S MY DICTIONARY!!!!!!! MY FRIENDS AND I MADE UP THE FIRST 3!!!!!!!!!

If you wish to hurry, slow down.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the MOST least.

WHAT IS THIS THING YOU CALL "NORMAL"? IS IT CONTAGIOUS? EW! GET AWAY FROM ME! I MIGHT CATCH YOUR NORMAL!

A B C D E F G,

Gummy bears are chasing me.

One is green, and one is blue,

One is trying to steal my shoe.

Now I'm running for my life

'Cause the red one has a knife.

This normal you speak of doesn't sound fun.

The epic comeback:

Less of a female fox, more of a female dog.

ME!

This beautiful lady is Circe, from The Testing Room, who will be in a new novel of mine...