An epic poem in 2808 stanzas, this little beauty is often wrongly attributed to Julius Caesar, though I believe it may have been written by George W Bush of Washington D.C.
Due to this poem's extreme length, you may wish to set aside a week to read it. Be sure to lay on a good supply of food, bee...
Am I deep or depressing or dark? Or is it you? Can you breathe? Can I breathe? Am I sick? Are you sick? Can you feel this pain? Can I feel this pain? Do these scars matter? To you? To me? Or are they figments of your imagination? Am I a figment of your imagination?
This is the first chapter in a young adult novel entitled Adventures of High School. It's about a high school senior named Anthony Hasher who realizes that he's been sleepwalking through high school, and attempts to make his last few months as memorable as possible.