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andrewjvb



Booksie Address: http://www.booksie.com/andrewjvb
Country: United States
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Favorite book: Crime and Punishment
Member Since: Feb 18, 2009

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Candy Daffodils

Poem by andrewjvb
Posted: Mar 15, 2009
Someone genetically engineer candy tasting flowers...

The Man Who Wore Clothes And Had A Profession

Poem by andrewjvb
Posted: Mar 15, 2009
A poem about how I think people judge me based on what I...

The Chicken

Poem by andrewjvb
Posted: Mar 15, 2009
You figure it out.

Sweet Heart

Poem by andrewjvb
Posted: Mar 15, 2009
A poem about how much I hate summarizing.

The Church and the Steeple

Poem by andrewjvb
Posted: Mar 14, 2009
A poem by Andy Van Berkum.

I'm Pretty Sure I Exist

Poem by andrewjvb
Posted: Mar 14, 2009
About as sure as I can be of anything.

Everybody Sleeps

Poem by andrewjvb
Posted: Mar 14, 2009
A poem in which I continue to think for myself.

Nah

Poem by andrewjvb
Posted: Mar 14, 2009
A poem about how there's no such thing as sin.

Mr. Impossible

Poem by andrewjvb
Posted: Mar 14, 2009
A poem about stuff.

Alternate Ending

Short Story by andrewjvb
Posted: Mar 14, 2009
It's a wild 'n' crazy world!

You're In Suspension

Short Story by andrewjvb
Posted: Mar 14, 2009
A story about a little boy who gets suspension! Oh no!

The Big Race

Poem by andrewjvb
Posted: Mar 14, 2009
Jasper Johns and Abernathy are racing horses in this crap...

Jailbirds

Poem by andrewjvb
Posted: Mar 14, 2009
A poem about learning to go with the flow and accepting...

Exactly Come Down

Poem by andrewjvb
Posted: Mar 13, 2009
A poem about my sense of humor.

I Want My Inside Joke Back For Keeps

Poem by andrewjvb
Posted: Mar 13, 2009
A poem about my sense of humor.

Take Your Time, Waste Your Time

Poem by andrewjvb
Posted: Mar 13, 2009
This poem is bebop.

You Can Keep It

Poem by andrewjvb
Posted: Mar 11, 2009
A poem that might be completely worthless, but maybe...

The Furrowing Brow

Poem by andrewjvb
Posted: Mar 11, 2009
A poem about how adorable it is to be misunderstood and...

New Wave Imaginary Wave

Poem by andrewjvb
Posted: Mar 11, 2009
More themes of being misunderstood.

Accidental Intentions

Poem by andrewjvb
Posted: Mar 11, 2009
Perhaps the only way to build a human-like robot is to...

Has Impecable Taste

Poem by andrewjvb
Posted: Mar 9, 2009
In this poem I continue to try and rid myself of all this...

II. The God Farter

Short Story by andrewjvb
Posted: Mar 9, 2009
I don't know. What have you.

Clearing the Air

Short Story by andrewjvb
Posted: Mar 9, 2009
The legend of the sorcerer and the witch.

Everything Is Fine

Poem by andrewjvb
Posted: Mar 9, 2009
A poem made out of reality.

Sweet Ol' Gal

Poem by andrewjvb
Posted: Mar 9, 2009
A fantasy in which an old woman enjoys my company.

Mother Nature Wears Pants

Poem by andrewjvb
Posted: Mar 9, 2009
A poem about personal frustration.

Yeah But Who Cares

Poem by andrewjvb
Posted: Mar 9, 2009
This poem is about equality and other things people may...

Dueling Pies

Short Story by andrewjvb
Posted: Mar 9, 2009
Jones Lorado and Mr. Marfly don't like enjoying pie with...

You'd Know

Poem by andrewjvb
Posted: Mar 6, 2009
They always come to club me to death.

Death By Poetry

Poem by andrewjvb
Posted: Mar 6, 2009
My hilarious life of intense personal drama that no one...

Who Doesn't Like Pizza?

Poem by andrewjvb
Posted: Mar 6, 2009
Somewhere out there a freak walks amongst us.

Dry Guy

Poem by andrewjvb
Posted: Mar 6, 2009
The aftermath of a devastating flood.

Blue Pen

Poem by andrewjvb
Posted: Mar 6, 2009
Self-help poetry.

Acceptance and Understanding

Poem by andrewjvb
Posted: Mar 6, 2009
I don't really hate the band Franz Ferdinand. I've never...

I'm Still Me Today

Poem by andrewjvb
Posted: Mar 6, 2009
A poem about how you're always seen for who you really...

Marty McFly

Poem by andrewjvb
Posted: Mar 5, 2009
A poem about being misunderstood.

I Am Speaking To My Friends

Poem by andrewjvb
Posted: Mar 5, 2009
A poem introducing the concept of just believing that...

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Poem by andrewjvb
Posted: Mar 5, 2009
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Poem by andrewjvb
Posted: Mar 5, 2009
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Evil and Wickedness

Poem by andrewjvb
Posted: Mar 3, 2009
The Fiery Chasm of Selflessness and Power

Hit By Babes

Poem by andrewjvb
Posted: Mar 3, 2009
Concerning the wind and the river.

School for the Legally Confused

Short Story by andrewjvb
Posted: Mar 3, 2009
Three prostitutes start a school.

Good Smelling Things

Poem by andrewjvb
Posted: Mar 2, 2009
Ah, fresh winter air.

I Like Ponies

Poem by andrewjvb
Posted: Mar 2, 2009
I met a man with infinite wives.

Cut the Sheets

Poem by andrewjvb
Posted: Mar 2, 2009
Madness. The only option.

The Imposter

Poem by andrewjvb
Posted: Mar 2, 2009
No!

Let's Eat Dog Feces

Poem by andrewjvb
Posted: Mar 2, 2009
An imaginary conspiracy I've concocted. Until I find out...

We Hate Couples In Love

Poem by andrewjvb
Posted: Mar 2, 2009
Why. Why do I have to summarize everything. I won't.

Tender Passings

Short Story by andrewjvb
Posted: Feb 27, 2009
The Queen of Norway visits Zimbabwe.

Part III

Poem by andrewjvb
Posted: Feb 27, 2009
A poem about sitting on a room in the sunshine.

Religious Obstacles

Poem by andrewjvb
Posted: Feb 27, 2009
A poem about how difficult it is to retain your own...

Ferocious

Poem by andrewjvb
Posted: Feb 27, 2009
A poem about how pretentious I am.

Oh Yeah. I'm Me.

Poem by andrewjvb
Posted: Feb 27, 2009
A poem about being cool.

I Dare You to Touch It

Poem by andrewjvb
Posted: Feb 27, 2009
A poem about eating Kix in a heightened state of paranoid...

Christian Soldiers

by andrewjvb
Posted: Feb 25, 2009
This is an unsolvable riddle.

I Need To Get A Life

Poem by andrewjvb
Posted: Feb 25, 2009
A poem about how I need to get a life.

How Can I Give You What I Am?

Poem by andrewjvb
Posted: Feb 25, 2009
A poem about how stupid I am.

Possibilities Zeroing in At a Point

Poem by andrewjvb
Posted: Feb 25, 2009
A poem about what I think is a strange person I met.

Fire Lords From Inner Space

Short Story by andrewjvb
Posted: Feb 24, 2009
Transylvania, 2009. Dracula falls in love with a...

The Humble Fly That Sucks Your Blood

Poem by andrewjvb
Posted: Feb 22, 2009
A poem from the point of view of a fly on a wall...

The Creepy Perv

Short Story by andrewjvb
Posted: Feb 22, 2009
A creepy perv tries to be charming, but the people he is...

Kurt Russell Audition

Short Story by andrewjvb
Posted: Feb 22, 2009
Kurt Russell auditions for a movie roll but he either...

Solitaire Champion

Short Story by andrewjvb
Posted: Feb 22, 2009
A game of poker turns ugly.

I'm the Retard

Poem by andrewjvb
Posted: Feb 22, 2009
A poem about daring to expose one's self as possibly...

Everything's Baffling

Poem by andrewjvb
Posted: Feb 22, 2009
Confused person tries to mindlessly float downstream.

The Astronauts

Short Story by andrewjvb
Posted: Feb 21, 2009
A bunch of dudes are chatting nervously and then a Latino...

The Fiery Chasm of Selflessness and Power

Short Story by andrewjvb
Posted: Feb 21, 2009
A guy who happens to exist in a different reference of...

I'm Innocent

Poem by andrewjvb
Posted: Feb 21, 2009
In this poem I contemplate how I've never done anything...

You Never Got Hit By Your Dad

Poem by andrewjvb
Posted: Feb 20, 2009
A poem about death and rebirth.

Am I A Dirty Hippie?

Poem by andrewjvb
Posted: Feb 20, 2009
A twenty-eight year old man looks for his place in the...

Am I Bored?

Poem by andrewjvb
Posted: Feb 20, 2009
I entertain myself by fooling myself into thinking I'm...

The Jerkoff Girl

Short Story by andrewjvb
Posted: Feb 20, 2009
A close encounter with the queen of all jerkoffs.

The Adventures of Billy the Lad

Short Story by andrewjvb
Posted: Feb 20, 2009
Billy the Lad goes on a mystical adventure and becomes...

Just Blackness

Poem by andrewjvb
Posted: Feb 20, 2009
A declaration of doing what I want to or something.

The Tails of Marfles McMarfly

Short Story by andrewjvb
Posted: Feb 20, 2009
Marfles McMarfly refuses to eat his human sacrifice.

King Douchebag

Short Story by andrewjvb
Posted: Feb 19, 2009
A beautiful lifeguard rescues a boy who almost drowned at...

Am I? Am I really?

Poem by andrewjvb
Posted: Feb 19, 2009
This poem contains the word "navy".

Memoirs of a Visible Man

by andrewjvb
Posted: Feb 19, 2009
My memories of rounding up shopping carts at Target.

Something About Unconditional Love

Poem by andrewjvb
Posted: Feb 19, 2009
I can't remember what I was contemplating.

My Fantasy Apocalypse

Poem by andrewjvb
Posted: Feb 19, 2009
Men become women and vice versa. Worlds collide in a...

I'm a Stupid Idiot

Poem by andrewjvb
Posted: Feb 19, 2009
It meant something at the time I'm sure.

World Peace69

Short Story by andrewjvb
Posted: Feb 19, 2009
World peace is achieved. Two sworn enemies become lovers.

A Stupid Misunderstanding

Short Story by andrewjvb
Posted: Feb 19, 2009
A bulldozer gets into it with a VW van.

Morning Fuel

Poem by andrewjvb
Posted: Feb 19, 2009
This poem is from the future.

The Argyle Socks

Short Story by andrewjvb
Posted: Feb 19, 2009
Very late in life, L. Arthur Hamilton finally meets the...



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