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Booksie Address: http://www.booksie.com/bobthebuilder
Country: United States
Favorite book: Spacehounds of IPC
Member Since: Oct 18, 2011

Featured Writing

bobthebuilder

Our Dirty Town

Short Story by bobthebuilder
Posted: Feb 24, 2013
Here is a double dose of double entendre, a take off the...
Tags:words, humorous, dirty, innuendo

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Bad Limericks

Poem by bobthebuilder
Posted: Feb 17, 2013
Here are a few examples of limerick poems. My apologies...
Tags:rhyme, humorous, limerick, pg-rated

bobthebuilder

Jack and Jill Forever

Poem by bobthebuilder
Posted: Feb 16, 2013
A romantic rendition of the favored old fable.
Tags:love, valentines day, fairy tale, thecontestmaker4

bobthebuilder

Not So Handy Now

Short Story by bobthebuilder
Posted: Jan 27, 2013
Rita and Gail, life long friends, sweet little old...
Tags:murder, humorous, old ladies, handyman

bobthebuilder

A Woman's Shape

Poem by bobthebuilder
Posted: Jan 8, 2012
Kind of corny, but an effort on my part to be creative...
Tags:poem, woman, art, draw, sculpt, concrete-poetry

bobthebuilder

But I Wasn't Scared

Poem by bobthebuilder
Posted: Jan 4, 2012
Every man wants to think he is strong and brave. But when...
Tags:story, humorous, funny, silly, laugh

Junk.

Poem by bobthebuilder
Posted: Dec 3, 2011
I feel the need to write, even if I have nothing to say.
Tags:humor, laughter, random

bobthebuilder

Toilet Bowl

Poem by bobthebuilder
Posted: Nov 29, 2011
Ode to Mr, Crapper's fine invention, the unsung hero of...
Tags:humor, song, funny, bathroom, audio

bobthebuilder

All We Have Are Words

Poem by bobthebuilder
Posted: Nov 27, 2011
More ramblings from a middle aged wanna be poet. If it...
Tags:poetry, life, thoughts, experiences, audio

bobthebuilder

Words On A Page?

Poem by bobthebuilder
Posted: Nov 24, 2011
True train of conscience transcribed!
Tags:humorous, funny

bobthebuilder

An Exercise Backfired

Poem by bobthebuilder
Posted: Nov 22, 2011
What happens when you abuse the rhyming dictionary?
Tags:humor, rhyming, funny, rhythm

The Hunt...

Short Story by bobthebuilder
Posted: Nov 20, 2011
Thanks To Lee Edward Neale for providing the inspiration...

bobthebuilder

Nonsense Time

Poem by bobthebuilder
Posted: Nov 12, 2011
Indescribable babble, having fun with words and rhyme.
Tags:humor, story, childrens, rhymes, audio

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More...

Poem by bobthebuilder
Posted: Nov 10, 2011
We are so much more than meets the eye.

bobthebuilder

Mime Time?

Poem by bobthebuilder
Posted: Oct 22, 2011
Sometimes we get caught up in ourselves and need to take...
Tags:humor, poem, life, funny

bobthebuilder

Real Man

Poem by bobthebuilder
Posted: Oct 21, 2011
Was thinking about a different time in my life, when I...
Tags:love, death, life, family, living, serious

Writing Portfolio

Our Dirty Town

Short Story by bobthebuilder
Posted: Feb 24, 2013
Here is a double dose of double entendre, a take off the...

Bad Limericks

Poem by bobthebuilder
Posted: Feb 17, 2013
Here are a few examples of limerick poems. My apologies...

Jack and Jill Forever

Poem by bobthebuilder
Posted: Feb 16, 2013
A romantic rendition of the favored old fable.

Keep Your Mouth Shut!

Poem by bobthebuilder
Posted: Feb 11, 2013
Taking a stab at limerick. I really tried to keep to the...

Not So Handy Now

Short Story by bobthebuilder
Posted: Jan 27, 2013
Rita and Gail, life long friends, sweet little old...

Baffled in Inglish

Poem by bobthebuilder
Posted: Jan 14, 2012
Haunt Sorrow issued a challenge to use 10 little used,...

A Woman's Shape

Poem by bobthebuilder
Posted: Jan 8, 2012
Kind of corny, but an effort on my part to be creative...

But I Wasn't Scared

Poem by bobthebuilder
Posted: Jan 4, 2012
Every man wants to think he is strong and brave. But when...

Morning Coffee...

Poem by bobthebuilder
Posted: Dec 27, 2011
Random thoughts on the little things that make life worth...

Because I love You.....

Poem by bobthebuilder
Posted: Dec 27, 2011
This was rattling around in my brain all day, wish I...

.Memories

Poem by bobthebuilder
Posted: Dec 23, 2011
I've seen this theme done many times, thought I would...

Pure Poetry

Poem by bobthebuilder
Posted: Dec 19, 2011
More thoughts about words and rhyme, and how we as...

No place like home...

Short Story by bobthebuilder
Posted: Dec 17, 2011
A little short tale to answer Alicat's challenge,...

Scooter the Fish

Poem by bobthebuilder
Posted: Dec 10, 2011
My contribution to the challenge posed by MamberConrad. A...

Hands.

Poem by bobthebuilder
Posted: Dec 8, 2011
I work with my hands. Got me to thinking, what else do we...

Christmas is Coming!

by bobthebuilder
Posted: Dec 7, 2011
Another Christmas jingle! The verses sing to the tune of...

Junk.

Poem by bobthebuilder
Posted: Dec 3, 2011
I feel the need to write, even if I have nothing to say.

Toilet Bowl

Poem by bobthebuilder
Posted: Nov 29, 2011
Ode to Mr, Crapper's fine invention, the unsung hero of...

All We Have Are Words

Poem by bobthebuilder
Posted: Nov 27, 2011
More ramblings from a middle aged wanna be poet. If it...

Moments....

Poem by bobthebuilder
Posted: Nov 26, 2011
Just an idea, thought I would try to describe it in a...

The Time Machine?

Poem by bobthebuilder
Posted: Nov 25, 2011
Another exercise in rhyme and rhythm, practicing my prose...

Words On A Page?

Poem by bobthebuilder
Posted: Nov 24, 2011
True train of conscience transcribed!

Bad jokes

by bobthebuilder
Posted: Nov 24, 2011
All right you guys, you (didn't) asked for it!

The Little Mechanic

Poem by bobthebuilder
Posted: Nov 22, 2011
We know the importance of regular maintenance for our...

An Exercise Backfired

Poem by bobthebuilder
Posted: Nov 22, 2011
What happens when you abuse the rhyming dictionary?

The Hunt...

Short Story by bobthebuilder
Posted: Nov 20, 2011
Thanks To Lee Edward Neale for providing the inspiration...

Find Me...

Poem by bobthebuilder
Posted: Nov 20, 2011
Take the time to get to know someone.

Cyber Coffeehouse

Poem by bobthebuilder
Posted: Nov 19, 2011
To all my friends here at Booksie, what a great place we...

Santa Jaws

by bobthebuilder
Posted: Nov 19, 2011
Just a little something to make you laugh! A spoof on a...

Wife knows best

Poem by bobthebuilder
Posted: Nov 18, 2011
My wife came up with this from the 7 letters. I like it...

Grilled

Poem by bobthebuilder
Posted: Nov 18, 2011
I am master of the BBQ. I take my grilling seriously. My...

Apocalypse...

Poem by bobthebuilder
Posted: Nov 18, 2011
My entry into the scrabble contest. Angellynn gave me 7...

Fishing

Poem by bobthebuilder
Posted: Nov 16, 2011
One of my reel passions is fishing. I'm reel-ly hooked on...

The Commute

Poem by bobthebuilder
Posted: Nov 15, 2011
Driving is not just a means of travel, it's an adventure...

Let The Ideas Crawl Out

Poem by bobthebuilder
Posted: Nov 13, 2011
Was commenting on a poem by LuluCross and was inspired....

Nonsense Time

Poem by bobthebuilder
Posted: Nov 12, 2011
Indescribable babble, having fun with words and rhyme.

Why Do I Love You??

Poem by bobthebuilder
Posted: Nov 12, 2011
For my wife, my love and inspiration. This barely begins...

More...

Poem by bobthebuilder
Posted: Nov 10, 2011
We are so much more than meets the eye.

My Inside

Poem by bobthebuilder
Posted: Nov 10, 2011
Just havin fun, hope you like it.

Words and Rhyme

Poem by bobthebuilder
Posted: Nov 9, 2011
My entry in the poetry competition. A few thoughts on the...

Hearts Beating

Poem by bobthebuilder
Posted: Nov 8, 2011
Ah, the flame of youth. Passion burns brightly, hot. But...

In The Beginning.

Poem by bobthebuilder
Posted: Nov 6, 2011
God is all around us. Religion is complicated, but faith...

TheFallen Angel

Short Story by bobthebuilder
Posted: Nov 1, 2011
In a different life some years ago, I worked as a nurse...

The Night Before Halloween

Poem by bobthebuilder
Posted: Oct 30, 2011
I originally wrote this in high school, back in 1976 or...

Watch Me, Watch Me

Essay by bobthebuilder
Posted: Oct 23, 2011
Oh, the lure of social media...

Mime Time?

Poem by bobthebuilder
Posted: Oct 22, 2011
Sometimes we get caught up in ourselves and need to take...

Position Open, Apply Within

Poem by bobthebuilder
Posted: Oct 22, 2011
This started out as thoughts and feelings I have on being...

Real Man

Poem by bobthebuilder
Posted: Oct 21, 2011
Was thinking about a different time in my life, when I...



Hi! Welcome to my page. My name is Bob, and I write poems and short stories. Some of it is bad, and some of it is really bad. I hope you read a few, and comments are greatly appreciated. I really like to make people laugh, so most of my stuff is (attempted) humorous. But there is some serious and even romantic works in here. I may be schizophrenic, or maybe I just have multiple personalities. I haven't made up our minds yet. I hope you find something you like!

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