Where do i begin my fellow try-hards. Well unlike most folks i'm not desperate or a try-hard but i am

a fancy bumpkin with gingervitis. Please remember saint pats day, its important to me as it was the first day i stepped in a cow pat.

I like long roulette chats that end with a penis showing and not the beginning, I'M A CLASSY LADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I drink cows milk

often and straight from the udder. If i were to commit to our first date it would have to be in a closet where my nanas

old nappies are sitting in the top shelf because i like to remeniss the dead. I enjoy books with a lot of verbs and nouns and adjectives

but i'm still warming to the idea of a plot. I speak gibberish fluently, especially when the smell of eggy pong is in the air. I'm all for

a three-way dinner but not a three-way brunch, that shits fucked! i would say i'm a professional writer and i want honest opinions

from you hoe bags.