"WHAT THE!!!!" Jill shouts. I just look over and smirk. That's what she deserved for not returning my ball. I accidently threw it over her fence, but she said 'finders keepers, looser weepers,'.
Only, I am not a looser or weeper, and I decided, that I'll get even. Well my mum keeps laxatives, which gave me a thought. She keeps birds in her garden under her gazebo. I know, that's weird. Anyway, what I did was threw bread soaked in laxatives over her fence. And yes, the birds, as I expected, did eat it, and pooped all over her head.