SNOOZETASTIC: An episode written by me, Sadie gets knocked on the
head by a football (Kit was trying to play) and gets knocked out,
whilst asleep she has some strange dreams!
SADIE IS SAT HAVING BREAKFAST AND DEDE COMES THROUGH THE DOOR LAUGHING.
Dede: Sass! you have to come and see this!
Dede: (laughs) Kit's trying to play football
SADIE AND DEDE BOTH SNORT WITH LAUGHTER
Steve:(trying to hide the laughter) Sass (laughs that's not nice on poor (laughs) kit! for all you know, he might be (laughs) good!
Sadie: Get real Dad! last time Kit played football, the referee had a broken ankle, and the midfielder had a sprained wrist!
Dede: C'mon otherwise we'll miss him!
SADIE AND DEDE GO OFF INTO THE BACK GARDEN WHERE DANNY, JAKE AND KIT ARE PLAYING FOOTBALL. KIT IS IN A PINK GLITTERY FOOTBALL KIT WITH A PINK FEATHER BOA TIED AROUND HIS WAIST AS A BELT!
Sadie: Hey Kit Kat!
Dede: What are you wearing?
Kit: My football kit, red and blue are SOOO last season baby!
DANNY PASSES TO KIT. JAKE IS STOOD BEHIND SADIE
Jake: Kit! over here!
KIT KICKS THE BALL AND IT HITS SADIE ON THE SIDE OF HER HEAD. SADIE FALLS TO THE GROUND
Kit: SASS! IM SOOO SORRY (KNEELS NEXT TO SADIE) COME BACK TO ME SASS! COME BACK TO ME!
Dede: stop being so dramatic (Shouts) STEVE! STEVE! Danny, go get steve, I think Sadie has passed out
STEVE COMES RUNNING
STEVES VOICE GETS DISTORTED AND DROWNED OUT AS IT GOES INTO SADIE'S DREAM SEQUENCE
Steve: Sadie! Sadie?
SADIE WAKES UP TO FIND KIT AND DEDE ON HER BED. KIT IS DRESSED IN UNIFORM AND DEDE IS IN THE LATEST DESIGNER CLOTHES.
Dede: wake up Sass you sleepyhead! it's almost 10 oclock!
Sadie: Wha? what day is it (sounds sleepy)
Kit: It's Saturday! that means two whole days for revision and homework.. (sighs) ah! bliss!
SADIE LOOKS CONFUSED
Sadie: but kit! you NEVER have time for revision, your always at acting classes, or street dance.. WHAT ABOUT YOUR GLEETASTIC SHOW CHOIR?
Kit: What's up with you Sass? we all know I'm the brainbox of this place, Dede is the drama queen!
Sadie: But Dede! you hate singing and dancing!
Dede: Since when? looks like somebody got up on the wrong side of bed this morning, anyway, no time to chat! steve is waiting for you to help him with work, big order this month!
THEY RUSH DOWNSTAIRS, SADIE IN OVERALLS
Steve: Sass! bout time too! what are you wearing?
STEVE IS IN A APRON AND OVEN GLOVES SADIE LOOKS AT STEVE PUZZLED
Sadie: Me? what are YOU wearing? how do you expect to fix cars with a apron and oven gloves?
Steve: Fix cars, what's the matter with you Sass, You know I run a catering business
LOOKS AT CAMERA AND SMILES.
Steve: Mrs Munchies, whatever you desire!
Sadie: (Looks at camera) now I'm confused...
Steve: Sadie! no time to be dawdling, there are cakes to be iced, get on your apron and get to work!
NEXT SCENE: SADIE, KIT AND DEDE ARE SAT IN THE Y WHEN CHLOE COMES UP TO THEM.
Sadie: (looks and spots Whitney coming) Quick Kit! It's Whitney! hide me.
Dede: what's up with you Sass?
Whitney: Hey Sass! how are you, I wondered if your coming shopping with me and the girls later?
Sadie: Me! but Whitney, you hate me
Whitney: I don't hate you! your like my sister, but if that's how you really feel then (RUNS OFF CRYING)
Dede: Sadie how could you!
Kit: I expected more of a fellow sister!
Sadie: But.. I! SHE HATES ME!
WHITNEY SNIFFLES IN BACKGROUND
Whitney: (wimpers) you were the only friend I was close to, sisters you told me...
Sadie: WHAT IS GOING ON TODAY!? (looks at camera)
NEXT SCENE, JAKE AND DANNY ARE NOT TOO HAPPY WHEN SADIE COMES INTO THE ATTIC
SADIE COMES RUSHING IN!
Sadie: Danny! Danny! Danny!
Danny: (LOOKS CONFUSED) Yes dearest sister..
Sadie: What? anyway, everything has gone CRAZY! Dad thinks he's a baker, Kit likes school and Dede is wearing pink leggings!
Danny: What is the confusion? Father makes the most scrumptious cakes!
Sadie: Father? Scrumptious? what has gotten in to you?
Jake:(looks angry) leave her Danny she's just an annoying squirt that got up on the wrong side of bed!
Sadie: Jake!.. but..I thought..you..well..liked..I
LOOKS AT CAMERA
Sadie: Oh I give up!
END OF DREAM, SADIE WAKES UP SHOUTING I GIVE UP!
Dede: Sadie! I thought you were never going to wake up?
Kit: Yeah! If you didn't wake up soon, I would have had to cancel my manicure!
Sadie: Kit! Deeds! your BACK TO NORMAL! (HUGS BOTH OF THEM) wait.. Dad!
SADIE RUNS DOWN STAIRS AND DEDE AND KIT FOLLOW!
STEVE COMES THROUGH IN OVERALLS!
Steve: What is it Sass? only I have a lot of work to do on this Jeep that just came in..
Sadie: Oh Dad!
RUNS AND HUGS HIM
DANNY AND JAKE RUN DOWN STAIRS
Danny: What's all the noise?
Sadie: DANNY! JAKE!
OPENS HER ARMS AND THEY COME RUSHING IN! BIG HUG
Kit: ( to Dede) Shall we join them? Come on Deeds!