Albert the Greedy Dragon
Albert wasn't very scary, his horns weren't red or pink,
He was a famous dragon but just not what you think!
His teeth were small and pointy , his tail was round and short
His toes were flat, his nose was wide, and he made a funny snort
His favourite drink was chocolate milk! Which he'd drink and drink all day
He liked hamster pie and rabbit mousse and badger fricassee
With sticky toffee water vole or sweet and sour bat
And on a Sunday for his lunch he liked toasted mouse or rat
Well as you can imagine Albert really loved to eat
He grew and grew so quickly that he couldn't see his feet.
Then one day he breakfasted on corn flaked kangaroo
It jumped so much inside him, he did not know what to do
When Albert had a birthday his mum gave him a treat
Chocolate covered fingers and sugar coated feet
He was a greedy dragon and he ate up every crumb.
And once the meal was over he slept and sucked his thumb.
So beware if you meet Albert as you're walking in the wood
He's such a greedy dragon he'd eat you if he could
If you see him come towards you ,your legs will turn to jelly
That little orange dragon with the not so little belly.