Once upon a
time, in a land not so far away lived a little arachnid called
Incifer Winceabob, and he was in love with the most beautiful
spider around, Princess Black Widow. But their love was never to
be, for you see earlier that very same day the castle was
attacked by an elite team of sparrows and they had kidnapped the
princess. So now it was up to little Incy, to face the world, put
an end to the sparrows reign of terror and save the Princess.
spider hours later:
scampered high and low and had finally arrived at his
destination...The Drainpipe of number 44. But how was he going to
get up there and even as he began to ponder this, the heavens
opened and it began to rain.
"Oh Dear" cried
Incy "However am I going to get up there now" Incy began to weep
silently to himself, his shame pouring out in the form of crystal
droplets .... Then suddenly, as if by magic "POOF" a fairy
said a short stumpy creature emerging from blue smoke. "I am
Letika, your fairy godmother. Now how may I help you,
my...umm...hairy little friend" Letika smiled sweetly to cover up
her revulsion of the eight legged thing in front of her.
Thankfully Incy wasn't too insulted, he had grown up as a spider
in a human's world so creeping people out was the least of his
"I need to get
up that, but it is so big." Incy sniffled.
"Well I don't
think that is going to be a problem." Said the now gleaming
was capped in blue sparks. Once they had died down Incy turned
round to find a Duracell powered jet pack strapped firmly to his
In a matter of
seconds Incy had ascended on to the top of the pipe to find four
Sparrows guarding Princess Black Widow, but no matter. After a
few kung fu panda style moves Incy had all four sparrows
compressed into the rain gutter.
He then released
the jet pack and scampered up to the princess and caressed her in
his spider arms. Suddenly the tension of the day slipped away and
Incy Wincy and Princess Black widow were left alone on the
rooftop under a starlit sky. Incy gazed into her eight eyes all
of which reflected the moonlight above. He inhaled. He then went
in, shut his eyes and puckered his shaggy lips... and then...
he... was eaten alive by his one true love, under the many