i never know what to put here, i always look at other peoples and go, wow, thats fantastic!!

i guess a good place to start would be the things i like, my favorite colour is blue, i like all kinds of animlas, especally birds but i often wonder who the hell was the first person to look at a cows udder and go, think i might pull those things and drink whatever comes out. one of my friends said that and i was all, wtf? i love my friends, without them, life wouldent be woth living (one of my friends said that too), alot of my friends are on booksie see: 

my friends on booksie:

•ScionsofThranduin

•ChipOnMyShoulder

•walker san

•caitie

•lithyou

•apocalypso

•mcd

•jaw

•escaping minds

•miss childish

•jacs

•aliceinwonderland

•lozzyrox

•swanny36gopies

•bunneyoh

by now you can probably tell that my thoughts wonder, but hey, we're all like that at times, but me, all the time

my mind -> 

once you think about it, theres no point in life because everybodys going to die eventually

things i dont like:

spiders

vacume cleaners

homework

my thoughts are very random so that means i am a very random person. i randomly fall over and start laughing for no reson. right now im obsesed with the word pie. my computer is being really stupid at the moment, PLEASE STOP!! my mum thinks i have a bad attitude problem that she has given me many lecturs over, i dont pay attention to them. good luck trying to have a conversation with my because i zone in and out. sometimes when i feel very depprest i think the only thing that makes me happy is techno music, i dont even like most techno music, its boring and repetitve. when im sad/angry my eyes turn bright green i also think my right pupil is a little off center. i think i have the best looking feet in the world. i want auban coloured hair or a red head or black i dunno, mabye auban. sometimes i stare in the mirror for ages admirering myself but when i see my reflection in the dark i get scared. laughter is litteraly the best medicine because, it increses the amount of oxygen in the body... there was more to that but i forget. i collect coins, not many people know about that. i wish i could stay on topic because right now this pharagraph is really random.                                                                                                                                             

thanks for reading about me even though you probably dont care and wont remember anyways!!

i'm not even 20 yet & i have lived in 2 millenniums & 3 decades

SOME OF MY FAV QUOTES:

life is like a dick, when its hard, fuck it

life is a bitch, because if it was a slut, it would be easy

sex is like school, if you miss a period, your in deep shit

maths = Mentally Affected Teachers Harassing Students

if your going to get i trouble for hitting someone, you might as well hit them hard

its better to be pissed off then pissed on

children in the dark cause accidents, accidents in the dark cause childeren

lifes a bitch, then you marry one

if im not a dog then why do i have a bitch for a mother?

out of all the things ive lost, i miss my mind the most

if you are what you eat then im fast, cheap and easiy

death is gods way of saying your fiered, suicide is humans way of saying you cant fire me, i quit

whats the point of life, everybody is going to die anyway

diet is die with a t

i dont care what you think of me, it couldnt be half as bad as what i think of you

amateurs built the ark, profetionals built the titanic

there is a very fine line between hobby and mental illness

how come you never see a headline like psychic wins lottery?

friendship is like peeing on yourself, everybody can see it but only you can feel its warmth 

if barbie is so popular, then why do people have to buy her friends?

never go to a doctor whos office plants have died

normal is just a setting on a washing machine

friends are like condoms, they protect you when times get tough