http://www.booksie.com/chris_gerard en-us Publish.Read.Get.Read Author Thu, 23 May 2013 09:52:32 EDT MikeDefraga(MikeDefraga.com) http://www.booksie.com/parts/images/logo.gif www.booksie.com http://www.booksie.com/humor/short_story/chris_gerard/the-last-school-trip http://www.booksie.com/humor/short_story/chris_gerard/the-last-school-trip Sequel to Dominic Dominic Green and Coral Island. all Thu, 19 Jul 2012 17:31:18 EDT http://www.booksie.com/humor/short_story/chris_gerard/dominic-dominic-green http://www.booksie.com/humor/short_story/chris_gerard/dominic-dominic-green A true story from my childhood (almost). I wrote it a long time ago, and keep meaning to amend it, probably with th all Wed, 13 Jun 2012 06:38:48 EDT http://www.booksie.com/humor/short_story/chris_gerard/cyril-the-extraordinary-working-goat http://www.booksie.com/humor/short_story/chris_gerard/cyril-the-extraordinary-working-goat Possibly my only, or final, masterpiece, since my inspiration, if that is not too strong a word, seems to be taking all Sat, 02 Jun 2012 17:14:30 EDT http://www.booksie.com/humor/poetry/chris_gerard/great-britney-spears http://www.booksie.com/humor/poetry/chris_gerard/great-britney-spears Lighthearted throwaway nonsense, unfinished, while I struggle to finish lighthearted nonsense I don't want to thro all Mon, 21 May 2012 06:06:05 EDT http://www.booksie.com/poetry/poetry/chris_gerard/more-catholic-guilt http://www.booksie.com/poetry/poetry/chris_gerard/more-catholic-guilt Revised but still not there yet, maybe it will never be. More of a rap in progress than a poem, and more misery, I all Thu, 10 May 2012 02:50:02 EDT http://www.booksie.com/poetry/poetry/chris_gerard/catholic-guilt http://www.booksie.com/poetry/poetry/chris_gerard/catholic-guilt More from the dark side, thoughts when feeling particularly low and ashamed - thankfully, as with everything, a tem all Thu, 12 Apr 2012 04:04:05 EDT http://www.booksie.com/poetry/poetry/chris_gerard/rsvp http://www.booksie.com/poetry/poetry/chris_gerard/rsvp One from the darker side of my soul. Not many laughs here. all Tue, 10 Apr 2012 07:25:32 EDT http://www.booksie.com/poetry/poetry/chris_gerard/black-dog-blues http://www.booksie.com/poetry/poetry/chris_gerard/black-dog-blues Just a bit of word-association nothingness from a not so pleasant day. all Tue, 10 Apr 2012 07:17:24 EDT http://www.booksie.com/humor/poetry/chris_gerard/madonna-on-the-rocks http://www.booksie.com/humor/poetry/chris_gerard/madonna-on-the-rocks A slight depature for me, some may think it cruel, but if 'artists' can impose themselves on our lives, then we h all Wed, 04 Apr 2012 16:17:25 EDT http://www.booksie.com/religion_and_spirituality/short_story/chris_gerard/granddads-little-accident http://www.booksie.com/religion_and_spirituality/short_story/chris_gerard/granddads-little-accident The History of Everything, upto and including the moment you finish reading. In less than 2,250 words. With jokes all Mon, 02 Apr 2012 08:34:58 EDT http://www.booksie.com/humor/poetry/chris_gerard/unfinished-serenade http://www.booksie.com/humor/poetry/chris_gerard/unfinished-serenade Just another segment of strangeness from who-knows-where. Sorry to say, there's some more verses somewhere. Not su all Mon, 19 Mar 2012 08:02:45 EDT http://www.booksie.com/humor/poetry/chris_gerard/when-the-cows-come-home http://www.booksie.com/humor/poetry/chris_gerard/when-the-cows-come-home Cows, milk, families, bizarrity(?). The usual. all Mon, 19 Mar 2012 07:52:59 EDT http://www.booksie.com/humor/poetry/chris_gerard/the-octopuss-guardian http://www.booksie.com/humor/poetry/chris_gerard/the-octopuss-guardian A thrilling whodunnit, hilarious wordplay, miscarriages of justice, interactive animals, suitable for all ages, all all Thu, 23 Feb 2012 05:58:06 EST http://www.booksie.com/humor/poetry/chris_gerard/the-hungry-world http://www.booksie.com/humor/poetry/chris_gerard/the-hungry-world A brief contemplation on the state of the world's resources (opinions given are not necessarily those of the autho all Wed, 22 Feb 2012 03:01:12 EST http://www.booksie.com/romance/poetry/chris_gerard/the-tip-of-my-tongue http://www.booksie.com/romance/poetry/chris_gerard/the-tip-of-my-tongue A brief tale of death and regrets all Wed, 22 Feb 2012 02:41:57 EST