*sigh** Without realising it sooner, I have deduced that my life is suck-ish without literature and music. Yes, I am nerdy, but I am also horribly mean and evil when I get mad, which I am right now. Guess why they call it madness.

"Books before boys"

"Silence is golden but duct tape is silver"

"I let my mind wander, but it never came back"

"Never underestimate the stupidity of boys in large groups"

"Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door."

"Justice is out. Injustice is in. That's why it's called injustice."

"Not only am I intelligent, I am also very smart."

"I laugh at you. Ha-ha."

"I laugh at you, Beethoven style! Ha ha ha haaa."

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, life is short, so party we must!"

"Give up for a second and that is where you will finish."

"Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot."

"Excuse me, have you seen my sanity? I think I lost it."

"Yesterday is a memory. Tomorrow is a mystery. But tosay is a gift. That's why day call it PRESENT"

"I had the whole world in my hands, but I gave it away."

"I have the answer in my head. I just haven't found it yet."

"In a world of nonsense, everything something is, it isn't, everything it would be wouldn't, and everything it wasn't was." -

"People can live one hundred years without really living a minute."

"Friends are God's way of apologizing for our families."

"Don't let your mind wander. It's too small to be out on its own."

"STAND BACK! I'VE GOT A PIECE OF CHEESE AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO EAT IT!"

"Death calling; please pick up."

Yep, here we go...

"Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car."
--Anonymous.

"When it's not over 'til the fat lady sings, point to your best friend and tell them to sing."
--Anonymous

"Treat others the way you want to be treated. Did Hitler ever even hear that rule?!"
--Anonymous

"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it."
--Anonymous

"Watch what you say around those with power, because power often comes with a temper. That is, if they didn't have one already."
--Anonymous

"At the end of the day, if you can look back upon your mistakes and cringe ... well it shows that you're only human, and not a living Mary Sue."
--Anonymous

"To err is human, to forgive divine.' If only the divine forgive, than we humans are, by default, allowed to never forgive."
--Anonymous

"There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train."
--Anonymous.

"Last night I was looking at the stars, and then I wondered...'Where the heck is the ceiling?'"
--Anonymous

"Don't yell in the middle of the mall that you're gonna stalk people. You get thrown out. And so does your friend who told you to shut up."

--Sam

"Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

God made me awesome,

Dang, what happened to you?!"

--Anonymous

"Officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!!"

--Anonymous

My door is always open so feel free to leave

--Me

Chris: Ash, do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again?

Ashley: Yeah, but this time don't stop.

--Anonymous people

When you feed a dog, they think, "Wow, they're feeding me; they must be a god (or goddess)." When you feed a cat, they think, "Wow, they're feeding me; I must be a god (or goddess)."

--Anonymous

A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments, soccer games, romances, best friends, location of friend's houses, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in his house.

--Anonymous

I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like 'What I'm Going to be If I Grow Up'.

--Anonymous

You can't say civilization isn't advancing, I mean, in every war, they kill you in a new way.

-- Someone

All pity those who love; because their bloody idiots

Don’t analyze my beliefs, and I won’t pick out the flaws in yours

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it. –Edgar Allan Poe

I never make it point to argue with a man whose opinion I have no respect of-Mark Twain

I'm not closed-minded; you’re just WRONG!

Fashion is a from of ugliness so intolerable that it must be altered every six months- Oscar Wilde

Truth is beautiful without doubt, but then so are lies.

Eagles soar, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines

Most of the worse plans in the universe involve cross dressing

The person who can smile when something goes wrong has probably thought of someone to blame it on.

“And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know? I think it helps. I just think just standing there going, "Bang!" That's not going to kill too many people, is it?” – Eddie Izzard, Dressed to Kill

I am not weird, I’m gifted

Our thoughts and our imaginations are the only real limits to our possibilities. -Albert Einstein

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it."

Jealousy is all the fun you thought they had

"Gay means happy, a fag is a cigarete, queer is weird, and fruity is a flavor, just say homosexual."

"It took them a while, but as their numbers dwindled from eighty to eight, the other dwarves began to suspect Hungry",-another profile

"Never frown even when you're sad, you never know when someone is falling in love with your smile"

"Life's a bitch, then you die."

"What are we holding on to?" "That there's some good in this world... and it's worth fighting for"- Frodo/Sam- Lord of the Rings

"How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck would chuck wood. The question isn't how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck would chuck wood. It's why would a woodchuck chuck some wood if a woodchuck can't chuck wood."

"A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read." -- Mark Twain

"There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts." -- Charles Dickens

"A pun is the lowest form of humor -- when you don't think of it first." -- Oscar Levant

"Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time." -- Demetri Martin

"Doing nothing is very hard to do...you never know when you're finished." -- Leslie Nielsen

"My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it." -- Abraham Lincoln

"The first sign of a nervous breakdown is when you start thinking your work is terribly important." -- Milo Bloom