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Childrens books that will never make it to the best sellers list

Article By: witch fang
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Submitted: Jul 3, 2008    Reads: 44    Comments: 0    Likes: 0   


Children's books that never made it to the bestseller lists (and never will):
"You Were an Accident"
"Strangers Have the Best Candy"
"The Little Sissy Who Snitched"
"Some Kittens Can Fly"
"Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her"
"THE ATTENTION DEFICIT DISORDER ASSOCIATION'S
BOOK OF WILD ANIMALS OF NORTHAMER- HEY!
LET'S GO RIDE OUR BIKES!"
"All Dogs Go to Hell"
"Getting More Chocolate on Your Face"
"Where Would You Like to Be Buried?"
"Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will"
"The Kid's Guide to Hitchhiking"
"You Are Different and That's Bad"
"Pop! Goes the Hamster.......
And Other Great Microwave Games"
"Testing Homemade Parachutes
Using Only Your Household Pets"
"Babar Meets the Taxidermist"
"Curious George and the High Voltage Fence"
"The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables"
"How to Start a Real Estate Empire with the Change from
Your Mom's Purse"
"The Pop-Up book of Human Anatomy"
"The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and are Shot Dead"
"How to become the Dominant Military Power in Your
Elementary School"
"Controlling the Playground: Respect Through Fear"
"Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia"
"What is that Dog Doing to That Other Dog?"
"Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet be Friends?"
"Daddy Drinks Because You Cry"
"Mister Policeman Eats His Service Revolver"
"When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer,
They Say God Did It"


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