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5ye


Submitted:Nov 25, 2008    Reads: 107    Comments: 2    Likes: 0   


Today I saw this bitch on her cell phone walk out of the hair dressers with her son. THe little boy was crying but mommy was to busy to take care of him. Lucky, I didn't have a fucking bat with me! I mean gosh lady. Ever heard opf, "Please hold?" Yeah, yeah, walk away! I was so angry, I invented as scene where she gets pushed down the stairs, fallsdown the elevator shaft and lands on some bullets. Quoting from mystery men? Yes, I am! What cha gonna do about it?! Huh, huh! YOu cant do any thing! I'm in your head, I'm in you r head. I can get in to your mind. MAke you crazy. See look.......GO down!!!

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SEE! YOu just scrolled down didn't you! Yeah, yeah what You know what's what! MAngoes! Me and my friens were walking down the street when she said "I feel like mangoes." So that got me thinking, how do mangoes feel. And she said happy causwe they have "Bright and fuzzy colours." Her words. Not mine. And I said, "Fuck that. Mangoes are all depressed becuase they know were gonna put them in a frtuit sald." And then she "Nuh-uh"

And I said "Uh-huh>"

And she said . "Nuh -uh"

"Amnd I said, carry on for like ten minutes.------------humble oooy--- "So prove it!'

So the next day, she brought a mango and she tried talking to it and you know what we learnt? Mangoes, cant fucking talk! I know, it's a fact of life. Either that or their all huge depressed fucking fruit salad snobs! Stupid bitch mangoes..... We ended up eating it, so yeah. Last thing? Who's in control? I dont know, but who ever is, worships me and I think you should all learn from that.

*+*Peace*+*





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