1 - Stephanie Meyer can not write.
2 - Stephanie Meyer donated 10% of her profits to get gay marriage banned in America.
3 - Stephanie Meyer is homophobic, yet she promotes pedophilia and bestiality.
4 - Stephanie Meyer has a low vocabulary.
5 - Stephanie Meyer over used the words 'Grimace' and 'Chagrin'; the latter constantly used out of context.
6 - Stephanie Meyer avoided creative writing classes (which she clearly needed) because she feared criticism.
7 - Stephanie Meyer should live in the 17th of 18th centaury, considering what times her characters live in.
8 - Stephanie Meyer wrote a book about so-called 'Vampires', but never used the word 'fangs.'
9 - Stephanie Meyer has never heard of "Show, don't tell."
10 - Stephanie Meyer thought it appopriate to write about every single detail about Bella's day-to-day life. Including that she had a granola bar for breakfast, her slow computer etc.
11 - Stephanie Meyer is living out her little fantasies through Bella Swan.
12 - Stephanie Meyer gave a detailed description of what Bella looks like. Aside from the 110 pounds, she basically described herself.
13 - Bella Swan is a Mary-Sue.
14 - If Stephanie Meyer could write, she would know what a Mary-Sue is (A/N. All Booksie writers, if you do not know what a Mary-Sue/Gary-Stu is, I am disappointed in you).
15 - Isabella/Bella Swan means "Beautiful Swan." That is just wrong, lame and cliched.
16 - Bella is a whiney, stubborn brat.
17 - Bella is an unhealthy role model for young girls.
18 - Bella does not respect her parents (a first name basis is not respect).
19 - Bella threw her education out the door when Edward came along. She did not even talk about her hopes and dreams involving a career; only Edward.
20 - Bella lets Edward guilt trip her into doing what he wants.
21 - Bella decided it was smart for her to roam around the city late at night by herself, and said that being a city girl she knew what she was doing. If anything, being from a big city Bella would know that it is not safe for a teenage girl to be alone late at night in a deserted street. It’s like she wants to get raped.
22 - Bella is said to be laid back and shy, but when she comes to her new school she is very bitchy to those around her.
23 - Bella, a seventeen year old girl, has the voice of a woman in her mid 30's.
24 - Bella thinks being watched in her sleep is flattering. It's not. It's creepy (when my then boyfriend told me he watched me while I slept, I thought that was creepy).
25 - Bella is extremely ungrateful when people do nice things for her. Such as Alice throwing her a birthday party, or the fact that the car her dad gave her was free.
26 - Bella has never had a boyfriend; she does not know what love is.
27 - Belle's 'flaw' of being clumsy is used as a plot device, thus making it not a character flaw at all. Again, contributing to the Mary-Sue factor.
28 - Bella is a damsel in distress, and Edward always saves her.
29 - Edward Cullen is a 107 year old virgin -- that is not cool.
30 - Even Robert Pattinson, the actor who plays Edward Cullen in the movies, does not like Edward (he talks the character down in interviews, frequently).
31 - Edward is a hypocrite. He says that he does not care what Bella says/thinks about him stopping her from talking to Jacob, but in Eclipse he complains that Bella does not see things from his point of view.
32 - Edward tells Bella Jacob is dangerous, but he lets her hang around Jasper, even though Jasper actually tried to kill her.
33 - Edward is selfish in neglecting to think that if he committed suicide (which he attempts to do in New Moon after he thinks Bella has killed herself) that it would hurt his family, and possibly endanger them.
34 - Edward thinks the has the right to tell Bella what to do.
35 - Edward pressured Bella into marrying him; he used marriage as a bargaining tool.
36 - Edward tried to flirt with the school faculty so he could get his own way.
37 - Edward is a baby when he doesn't get his own way (even Alice has said so).
38 - Edward is selfish and does not care about the happiness of those around him.
39 - Edward's lines are cheesy, mushy-romantic and cliched.
40 - Edward is emotionally manipulative to Bella.
41 - Edward isolates Bella's friendship with Jacob.
42 - Edward dismantled Bella's car so she could not see Jacob.
43 - Edward made Alice kidnap and hold Bella hostage in their home, so she could not see Jacob.
44 - Edward is over-controlling.
45 - Edward is basically a (crazy) stalker.
46 - Despite all this evidence, Stephanie Meyer, Bella and millions of Twitards think that he is "perfect."
47 - Bella and Edward have no chemistry
48 - A relationship takes time to grow, but after one game of 20 questions Bella and Edward are "unconditionally in love"
49 - Bella thinks Edward is pretty and shiny; Edward thinks Bella smells good. That is the basis of their relationship.
50 - Bella never talks/thinks about Edward's personality. It is always his appearance (which, in the movies, isn't all that great).
51 - Bella and Edward act like a couple from the 1950's or the Victorian era.
52 - However, the character roles do somewhat switch in Eclipse for a few chapters. Bella is the masculine (forcing herself onto Edward) and Edward is the feminine (nagging to get married).
53 - Bella and Edward do not sort out their problems. They argue, until Edward manipulates Bella into doing what he wants, or Bella gives up. That is not a healthy relationship.
54 - Bella and Edward are in a seriously abusive relationship.
55 - The Twilight Saga promotes obsessive love in teenage girls.
56 - The Twilight Saga promotes teenage pregnancy (18 is still a teenager, and too young to have a baby, regardless of being an "immortal vampire").
57 - The Twilight Saga is sexist and Anti-Feminist.
58 - The Twilight Saga tells young girls to depend on men.
59 - The Twilight Saga makes rape seem cool (In Eclipse, Jacob forces himself on Bella and goes unpunished; Bella forces herself on Edward and gets proposed to).
60 - The Twilight Saga is purple prose.
61 - The characters are poorly written and flat.
62 - There is no character development, other than Bella falling for Edward, within the first few chapters and losing her identity.
63 - The characters are basically the author's puppets.
64 - Jacob Black imprints Bella and Edward's plot-device daughter, Renesmee.
65 - Carlisle tends to turn a lot of teenagers into vampires. Why does this remind me of Mysterious Skin? Again, pedophilia warning.
66 - Charlie, Bella's father. lived on his own for years, but as soon as Bella showed up she was doing all his cooking and cleaning.
67 - Within the first few chapters of Twilight, ten people have fallen in love with Bella.
68 - Every two pages a characters's physical appearance is described (and it is usually Edward, and his "cold, marble like skin.").
69 - Every other sentence started with the word 'Then.'
70 - The series is cliched.
71 - The over used theme of Forbidden Love (which has been been done a thousand times better numerous times by professional writers).
72 - The series has no morale. What is the lesson learned by the end of the series?
73 - There is no plot. It is basically Edward obsessing over Edward.
74 - Not one of the books has plot structure, or a climax for that matter.
75 - In Twilight, the part of the book that readers have been waiting for was pushed to the very end and skimmed over within a few pages. Bella is knocked unconscious and when she wakes up, Edward says: "I took care of him." WTF?!
76 - Breaking Dawn has no action and was like a bad fanfiction.
77 - The series constantly repeats how 'perfect' Edward is.
78 - In Twilight, the word 'perfect' was used to describe Edward 41 times.
79 - All the rules that Stephanie Meyer has set for being a vampire, a broke by the end of the series. Even the rules of better writers are broken.
80 - You could drive a bulldozer through all the plot holes.
81 - Speaking of plot holes: Bella's father is a policeman. How has he not noticed an unhinged vampire stalking his daughter for 2 months, or more? Why does he not check on her at night?
82 - When Bella finds out Edward has been watching her, he tells her he has been doing so for two months now. That is nice to know, especially since she has only been in town for 6 weeks.
83 - Alice saw the Volutri invasion, even though the werewolves were involved. It was stated that she could not see things involving the werewolves.
84 - How is it that nobody seems to notice that the Volturi are killing tourists left, right and centre? One would think that when someone didn't return from the vacation to Italy their family or friends would ask questions. Or maybe they're all like Bella, and don't care.
85 - If a single paper cut can cause Jasper to go berserk and try to kill Bella, why does that not happen for her ‘time of the month’? Because it is dead blood is not an answer. Blood is Blood, true vampires crave blood.
86 - Bella faints at the sight of blood, yet in Breaking Dawn she drinks a full cup of blood, and longs to become a vampire. Where is the sense in that? To please her abuser boyfriend is not a reason.
87 - Vampires do not sparkle. I repeat, vampire DO NOT SPARKLE!
88 - Vampires a demons. Not cheesy, sparkling, mind-reading losers.
89 - Vampires may be able to survive from drinking animal blood, but this does not make them vegetarian.
90 - Vampires can not withstand the daylight, even if the weather is always gloomy.
91 - Vampires do not feel love, only lust and power. To be fair, Edward certainly feels those things.
92 - Vampires can not have babies – the only exception is a Dhampire; when a male vampire impregnates a mortal female (I put this here to stop all the debating)
93 - Kissing someone described as ‘cold marble/stone’ does not seem hot.
94 - Proof that sparkly things attract idiots. ^__^
95 - Fangirls are so blinded by their obsession with Edward Cullen that they do not see how terrible the books are, or how abusive Edward is.
96 - Many Twitards can neither spell nor use proper grammar. They are mentally unstable and threaten people online who compile lists like this one.
97 - Fans have been known to argue/attack eachother over "who Edward belongs to."
98 - Fans have been known to threaten/argue/attach/attempt to murder (yes, there have been cases of attempted murder) people who do not like Twilight.
99 - Best selling and award winning author Stephen King (well known Horror writer, and if you say you like vampires then read 'Salems Lot) says: "Stephanie Meyer can not write worth a darn. She really is terrible."
100 - The first few chapters, even the first page, have been cited as: Grammatically incoherent, sexually repressed, Mormo-Victorian manipulation.
101 - The Twilight Saga is so bad, I wrote 101 reasons why it sucks.
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