Movies? What are they good for…absolutely nothing!
Yes, they show the struggle of homework.
Yes, they show that mean girls exist.
Yes, they show the treatment of being a geek.
But no, no they don't show the honest, 100% truth about how big of dicks boys can actually be. All they ever show is the boy running to the airport to get his girl, or a boy grabbing his girl's hand and dragging her to the middle of the dance floor so that they can slow dance into their happily ever after.
What they don't show is how boys never actually do any of those lame but adorable acts of affection. They don't tell you that if you walk away from a boy he isn't going to run up and scoop you into his firm arms and kiss you passionately in the pouring rain. If you walk away, they walk as well but in the other direction.
Yes, I'm being one sided but can you really blame me. The struggles that decent girls go through to find decent guys are almost as painful as child birth. Not all males are the same but they sure as hell thing same. Being female means I have to learn to live with them and I understand that they have to do the same but all I ask is that movies stop giving us hope for romantic getaways or kisses in the middle of the street.
It's all I ask.
I beg you.