*People clap when they see you, Their hands over their eyes or
ears. *Have you considered suing your brains for no support?
*Ignorance can be cured,stupid is forever. *If we were to kill
everybody who hates you it wouldn't be a murder; it would be
genocide! *You are pretty as a picture and we'd love to hang you.
*You're so old you drove a chariot to school. *I'm going to
memorize your name and throw my head away. *Your is a prima facie
case of ugliness. And your body is ugly too. *I don't know who you
are, but whatever it is I'm sure everyone will agree with me. *I
don't want you to turn the other cheek. It's just as ugly. *Words
can't describe your outfit, so I'll just throw up! *I worship the
ground that awaits you. *Instead of being born again, why don't you
just grow up? *You should have been born in the DARK AGES; you look
terrible in the light. *I've seen people like you, but I had to pay
admission! *He's so fat he has the only car in town with stretch
marks. *You always have your ear to the ground, so how's life in
the gutter? *The cream rises to the top, so does the scum. *Go
ahead. Tell them everything you know, it will only take 0 seconds.
*We heard that when you ran away from home, your folks sent you a
note saying"Do not come home and all will be forgiven. *perhaps
your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to
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