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Elias Zapple



Booksie Address: http://www.booksie.com/Elias_Zapple
Country: United Kingdom
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Favorite book: Duke & Michel: The Mysterious Corridor
Member Since: Sep 20, 2013

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Duke & Michel: The Mysterious Corridor (Sample)

Book by Elias Zapple
Posted: Sep 28, 2013
Skateboarder Michel is freaking out as his cousin Romain...
Tags:humor, humour, fantasy, children, dog, candy, football, duke, sweets, michel, soccer

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Elias Zapple's Rhymes from the Cabbage Patch

Book by Elias Zapple
Posted: May 26, 2014
Inside this book you will find, Funny nonsense from my...

Duke & Michel: The King Tingaling Painting

Book by Elias Zapple
Posted: May 26, 2014
Duke & Michel must rescue Michel’s family and Duke’s...

Duke & Michel: The Mysterious Corridor (Sample)

Book by Elias Zapple
Posted: Sep 28, 2013
Skateboarder Michel is freaking out as his cousin Romain...



Elias Zapple was not born in 1922, as some would have you believe. His date of birth is not really relevant anyway. What is relevant is that he arose out of a tulip that was growing in some old granny's garden in Camberwell. How he got to be in a tulip is not really clear, nor is it clear how he got out of the tulip, and years later wrote the smash hit musical, 'Love, be a Stranger', which was an international flop.

After that success, he went on to work as a 19th century Victorian chimney sweep, when he was inspired to write the acclaimed series of books entitled 'Duke & Michel'. It is believed the fumes from the chimneys did so much damage to Elias, that it was a miracle he ever ate a cupcake again. 

Later, he travelled back in time to the present, and went on a series of trips to many foreign and distant lands. During these travels, Elias met and listened to many interesting people, choosing to ignore all of them. He did, however, learn a couple of things: i) the earth is flat; and ii) you should never eat a banana when it's not ripe.

Many questions are often asked by his adoring public. Are you human? How many chimpanzees can fit inside a fridge? What is that thing growing on the side of your head? To which Mr Zapple has always smiled, turned away and swam off into the sunset; having only once been bitten by an unfriendly shark.

Elias Zapple continues to work towards the unification of Korea, and writing children's stories that parents will spend huge sums of money on. He wishes you all to know that every penny made from the books will go straight into his bank account, which he will then spend on a lavish, new tent.

For more Zappleness and the latest news on all of Zapple's books, please visit www.eliaszapple.com
 

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