Yeah. So, I created this whole Booksie thing to make erotic stories. 

Then my mom and dad saw it and flipped shit, and my mom took over my account so I wouldn't write anymore.

Then this one attention whore named "ryderstokes" came over and started harrassing my mom, so she forgot about my Booksie account. 

And now I'm back-- and ready to write more stories, haha. 

Believe it or not, my twin sister posed for that picture as my profile. 

And thought I'm just as pessimistic as her- fuck it, I'll just use it. 

Yes, my boobs are that big: D cup. Lolololol.

Deuces.