Me: Oh Emmett!
Emmett: Hey babe!
Me: Emmett Emmett...without you my life was hell.
Me: Yes, my one and only love!
Emmett: But what about your Rajput and Rosalie?
Me: They can take each other.
Emmett: I suppose they can.
Me: Oh am so much in love with you.
Emmett: So am I.
leans in to kiss Me
Rosalie: What the hell do you think you two are doing!
Me and Emmett(lost in each other's eyes): We were leaning in to kiss each other.
Rosalie: Get off my husband bitch!
Me and Emmett(still lost in each other's eyes): Go find something else to do.
Rosalie: Emmett, come here right now.
Emmett pulls me up in arms and goes over where Rosalie was standing without looking up from my eyes
Rosalie: WHAT THE HELL!
Abhimanyu/Yuvraj/Rajput(with narrowed eyes): Jin what do you
think you are doing?
Me: Looking in the most wonderful man's eyes.
Abhimanyu/Yuvraj/Rajput(O.O): And WHAT AM I?
Me(looking in lovie duvie Em's eyes): Sex-addict idiot.
Abhimanyu/Yuvraj/Rajput: I dump you now!
Me(looking in Em's eyes): Bye Sex-addict!
Rosalie: They are not worth us Abhi-darling!
Abhimanyu/Yuvraj/Rajput: Lets go!
Rosalie and Abhimanyu/Yuvraj/Rajput gets married.
And Me and Emmie bear lived happily ever after!