I smiled at Slobby. Slobby was my ex- boyfriend. I called him Slobby because when we use to live together he was a slob. I enjoyed the mess. It was funny to see the mess. I miss him. I don't remember why we broke up. Slobby didn't smile back though, he just turned and walked away.
"Slobby wait!" I shouted.
"Don't call me that." Slobby said.
"Slob...uh...Michael what did I ever do to you?"
"You should remember because it was your fault."
"I know, but that's the only thing I do remember."
"Come on Betty, don't lie."
"Just please tell me."
"Fine, it was at the end of last year. You were saying how much you loved college. I was smiling and listening, even though I didn't really care. I nodded and you asked me something. You asked me if I was cheating on you. I thought what a dumb question. I would never cheat, and then you accused me of doing such a thing. That's cold. That's why I broke up with you."
"Oh. I made a mistake. Can't we just forget it?"
"I don't think I will ever forget. I pretty much say it every night."
"I'm sorry! Please. I still love you."
"You should have thought about that before you accused me of cheating on you. Anyway, why would I cheat on my girlfriend?"
"I don't know, I can't remember what I was thinking."
"No I am talking about now! Why would I cheat on Melissa?"
"Just forget about me and go out with someone else."
"Sorry for bothering you. I guess I won't talk about this ever again."