Asuma led team 10 out of Tsunade's office. Team 7, 8 and Guy followed.
"Fight! Fight with the power of youth!" Gai yelled. Lee cheered with him. Tenten sighed.
"Will you two cut it out? You're embarassing enough." Neji snapped. Gai and Lee glared at him, gave him the 'nice guy pose', grabbed Tenten, and ran down the corrider ( yes, she was screaming ).Neji followed. Kakashi turned a page in his Make Out Paradise book.
"Kakashi, I wish you'd do missions poperly instead of being so distracted all the time." Sakura moaned.
"Yeah! So stop reading that dirty, dirty book!" Naruto shouted. Sai blinked at him.
"Cmon, guys." Kakashi said in his droning voice.
"THATS WHAT WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU!" Naruto and Sakura shouted at him. He raised his eyebrows, then they all went down the corrider Gai had went.
"Right kids, we've got a fairly easy mission, but thats no reason not to try our hardest. Akamaru will lead the way, so we don't get lost in the forest." Kurenai said to her squad.
"Roger."Kiba said. Akamaru barked. Hinata nodded, and Shino said nothing, but followed his comrades down the hall.
"LETS GO GUYS!" Ino yelled. She grabbed Shikamaru and Choji and (with a little difficulty ) dragged the down the hall. Asuma chuckled and folowed her.
"The irony of this is just sickening," Shika muttered
***
"Godammit, Jiraiya, move it!" Lee glowered. Jiraiya paid no attention to him. He was blocking the entire doorway with what appeared to be a photo studio, and had found a seemingly good spot to spy on Anko and Ayame in the Hot Spings with a telescope.
"Lewk, Jiwaiya, we haf tew get tew our mishin befowe Wady Tsunaday punishiz us..." Tenten said, putting on Bambi Eyes and whimpering ( she would have kicked him, but for reasons unknown, Might Guy still had her over his shoulder.) . Jiraiya spared her a look, but returned to his telescope. Tenten lost her sanity.
"WHO THE HELL D'YA THINK YOU ARE, YA OLD FART?! NO ONE IGNORES MY BAMBI EYES! NO ONE!!!".She roared at him. It was likely the force alone of it would blow him away, but Jiraiya was heavy ( she shattered a fair few windows though ). Neji massaged his bleeding ears.
"A little over the top, don't you think?"
"NO!"
Lee picked his sensei up from the ground. "Please just move Jiraiya."
"Or I'll shout 3 times as loud." Tenten snarled. Jiraiya picked up his things and ran. Team Guy had made it to their mission. Team 8 and 7 took a different route. However, Team 8 was not so lucky;
"We-el, I'll let you past if little Miss helps me with my reaserch." Jiraiya grinned at Choji. Ino shuddered, not wanting to think what 'research' meant.
"Do what you gotta do, I couldn't care less about what happened to the little whore," Shikamaru said airily. Airily, that was, until Ino grabbed him by the neck and attempted to throttle him ( why are all the women mannimals?! ) .
"What does it matter if Ino doesn't come, she never does anything anyway.." Shika said warily ( fending Ino off ) . Ino lurched forward and put him in another chokehold.
"DO YOU WANT TO DIE?"
Jiraiya finished packing up his stuff."C'mon, Ino." he said,"I'm gonna show you how to perv without getting caught. Suddenly happy, Ino skipped alongside him down the road. Shikamaru massaged his throat.
"Well, it'll be an experience not having her around." Ino paused. Shika bolted.



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