Potter Puppet Pals
Harry: Of coarse it's maths you idiot! Besides,do you even know what it is?
Ron: YES!....What's maths?
Harry: *sighs* It's a subject to do with numbers,and dividingness,and subtractioness,and addingness,and....other...ness. Do you get it now?
Harry: Dear god Ron...your so dumb and it's not even slightly amusing!
Ron: I know...but thanks for the lecture Harry! I sure appreciate it
Harry: Of coarse you do! You appreciate everything about me!
Ron: Or do I Harry? Or do I?
Harry: What the heck is that suppose to mean you fat pig!?
Ron: I have no idea!
Harry: I can't believe how stupid you are! It's just not right for you to be even attending muggle school! It's shameful....just shameful! To all muggles around! Yes....even Dudley...my fat,piglike cousin!
Ron: But I thought you ha- (is cut off by Harry)
Harry: SHUT UP!
Snape enters the room
Snape: Hello children,and welcome to the very important muggle subject of maths and science
Harry: Hello Mr. Carrot nose a- (cut off by Ron)
Ron: Mmm,carrots! I love ca- (cut off by Harry)
Harry: Shut up and let me finish!
Snape: Mr. Potter. Disrupting class....100,000 points from Gryffindor
Harry: I don't give a dragon's crotch! (awkward silence. P.S This bit I came up with all on my own)
Snape: Mr. Potter! No- (cut off)
Cedric (Lol,yes! I came up with this and what he says!) Hufflepuffs' 4ever! (really awkward silence)
Snape: Me think some severe consequences for Mr. Diggory- (cut off once more by Cedric)
Cedric: Do it wen ur ded! (do it when you're dead!) (randomly jumps on random dragon and flies away)
Snape: As for you Mr Potter
Harry: God damn it!
Snape: Swearing is forbidden in class! Another 50 points from Gryffindor (Dumbledore randomly pops up)
Dumbledore: Hello Snape,hello Harry and your little orange friend
Ron: My name's Ron,professor (that's all I've got. Update this when I get more of the script done! Comment if you like it or not)