International School of Ethical Hacking
“I just completed formalities to open yet another school in the Caribbean,” said Dan stretching his legs on the desk and trying to make a pyramid shape with tip of his shoes.
“You already own few medical schools in the Caribbean,” Juggernaut looked surprised.
“The enrollments in medical schools are falling and I recently tumbled into a field of study that promises to be a gold mine.”
“Yes, scavenging,” Dan pressed his lips together and looked at Juggernaut from side of his eyes.
“Information, particularly on celebrities worldwide in show business, sports, politics and business.”
“How one can scavenge information on celebrities?”
“Simple, by hacking their cell phones, emails and social networks.”
“You cannot hack personal calls and emails, that is immoral if not illegal,” Juggernaut looked disgusted.
“Precisely, that’s why I started an international school to train students in the field of ethical hacking.”
“Hacking by definition is unethical, immoral and illegal.”
“If hacking is done in ethical way, it is acceptable.”
“How one can hack personal information in ethical way?”
“Well, we train our students in ethics, morality, religion, philosophy, etiquette, world history, psychology and sociology in addition to the core courses in electronic ears dropping, computer science, electronics and electrical engineering; this all-round training would facilitate students to conduct the business of hacking with kindness and high standards of morality,”“It is like courses offered to medical students in bioethics and business students in honesty and morality,” Dan looked very serious and committed.
“I see, but those courses were not doing any good once the doctors and financial consultants start practicing their profession,” Juggernaut was doubtful.
“Exactly that why I named my institution as school of ethical hacking to get respectability and authenticity to the profession of electronic ears-dropping.”
“Do you have to use the word ethical for god sake? Juggernaut appeared annoyed.
“Sure, to keep my school operating license and accreditation,” Dan jumped from his chair to stand tall.
“Well, Dan I am sure you know what you are doing as long as you won’t get into trouble with the law,” Juggernaut poured some cashew fruit wine into his mug.
“You know I am untouchable,” Dan rubbed his nose as if he smelled something unpleasant.