The Cobra Plays Games
Before we start, your name is [Player Name]. Place your name wherever you see the words 'You' or '[Player Name]'. Count how many tries it takes you to correctly reach the end, and post a comment on how many times you failed.
SECTION 1:
Santino walks into your Locker Room. "Hey, Hey [Player Name]. Can you please assist me and my friends in finding my precious Cobra."
What Do You Do?
"Yes, of course Santino." - Go to SECTION 6.
"Only if you give me a shot at that United States Title of yours!!" - GO TO SECTION 14.
SECTION 2:
"I will go to the Vending Machine. Christian, you go check the Buffet area, and Zack & Santino, you stick together and go to Santino's car. Each one of you keep a sharp eye out. I here that Legacy is angry, and might just be hunting in packs."
"Thanks Mr/Mrs [Player Name]. My Cobra will very much thank you."
"Haha! Santino, you are always funny." Christian laughs.
"What did I say?"
You leave them to go on their routes, while you make your way to the Vending Machine. You search around, but you do not manage to see Mr. Cobra. You turn around to leave when Cody Rhodes & Ted Dibiase attack you. Cody Alabama Slams you into the Vending Machine, and you rebound off it into an RKO by an oncoming Randy Orton.
You have failed. Go back to SECTION 1 to start again.
SECTION: 3:
[Player Name] & Zack Ryder are requesting assistance when Del Rio comes to find a dent in his car that they left when Zack attempted the Clothesline.
"How dare you stupid wannabe superstars touch my car!!"
Alberto Del Rio jumps on Zack Ryder, knocking Zack's head on the front headlight of Santino's car. He is knocked out. Alberto Del Rio runs at you, and attempts to hit you with a Clothesline. You dodge, and he falls on top of his own car. He gets up, and you kick him in the gut. You attempt to pick him up in the hopes of utilising the Reverse Sit-Out Powerbomb, but he overpowers you, and punches your ribs. He places his right leg over your left arm and swings around, making you fall of the car, onto Zack. He applies the Cross Armbreaker and does not let go. You feel your arm snap. Alberto asks Ricardo, who is a bystander, to grab a Steel Chair. He does what Del Rio asks. Del Rio smashes the chair on all of your arms and legs. He then puts the Chair near your neck, so you can't escape. Ricardo turns on Del Rio's car, and runs you over.
A few hours later, Ryder sits on the hood of Santino's car as he watches you being covered over. Christian and Santino are sitting with him and Cobra.
"What happened, Zack?" Christian asks, curiously.
"He died, Ricardo & Del Rio assaulted us, and killed [Player Name].
You have died. Go back to SECTION 1 to start again.
SECTION 4:
"I will go to Santino's Car with Zack Ryder. I think Santino & Christian should visit both the Buffet Table and the Vending Machine together, as they are close, and you can protect one another."
"Fine with me." Christian says.
Both groups walk off. Ted & Cody attempt to hurt Christian & Santino, but they overcome that, and put them out of action. However, Randy Orton is nowhere in sight, and neither is the Cobra.
[Player Name] & Zack Ryder reach the car. Zack opens the door and looks inside while [Player Name] watches out. When Zack emerges out of the car, he holds the Cobra in his hand.
"Hey [Player Name], I found him. Mr. Cobra was buckled up in the front passengers side."
The Cobra looks around to find Santino, but does not find him.
"It will be all right. Santino & Christian are searching for you as we speak. We will go meet up with them."
You, Zack & the Cobra walk around to the front of Santino's car. Randy Orton jumps off the roof, and lands on the hood of Santino's car.
"Time to fight. I have been unrightfully messed with, and I plan on taking out every RAW and Smackdown superstar until I get hold of the WWE Championship Match that I deserve."
Randy points his finger at you.
" [Player Name], you are first."
Randy attempts to hit you, but Zack pulls his fist out, and stops the punch. You kick Randy in the gut, and hit him with a 305. Zack steps on a car that belongs to Alberto Del Rio.
"Put Randy on your shoulders, and I will Clothesline him."
You do as Zack says, and he hits a high Clothesline to Randy. Randy's head smashes through the windscreen of Santino's car.
What should you do?
Call for help, there is no use leaving Randy injured, he's already no threat. - Go to SECTION 3.
Leave Randy to go find Santino & Christian. - Go to SECTION 9.
SECTION 5:
"I think that we should pair up and one pair goes left, and the other goes right. If we find Ted & Cody, we will take them out, and meet back here safely with Mr. Cobra. Agreed?" You ask.
"Agreed." The rest shout.
You and Santino pair up to take the left side. You run for minutes until you reach a pitchfork in your path. Standing before you are three paths.
Which one do you choose?
The upmost left one. - Go to SECTION 13.
The middle one. - Go to SECTION 15.
The upmost right one. - Go to SECTION 18.
SECTION 6:
"Thank choo very much [Player Name]. To help us out, we have my good friends, Zack Ryder, and Christian."
CHRISIAN AND ZACK RYDER ENTER YOUR LOCKER ROOM.
"Hey guys, Santino here says that you need help finding Mr. Cobra."
"Yes, that is true." Christian replies.
"Do we know any leads, or where we can search? Santino, where have you been?" You ask.
"Well, I was eating at the buffet table, and then I went to the Vending Machine, before I stopped off at my car to pick up my United States Championship."
"So here's how this should go....."
WHERE WILL YOU GO?
Vending Machine - Go to SECTION 2.
Buffet Table - Go to SECTION 7.
Santino's Car - Go to SECTION 4.
SECTION 7:
"I will go to the Buffet Table. Christian, you go to the Vending Machine. Santino & Zack, go to the car."
They all leave, and you head to the Buffet Table. You examine all the food, the trash, and the surrounding vicinity, but there is no sign of Mr. Cobra. You turn around to go back to the place that you met, but you turn around to be hit by an RKO from Randy Orton. You are almost knocked out, but the surrounding voices seem to think you are knocked out.
"Should we leave him?"
"No, someone would guess it was us"
"Right, so what should we do?"
"Well, first I want Ted to put this punk through the table with a Dream Street, then we will throw him into the garbage disposal."
You hear them, and attempt to move, but are powerless to do so. You are hit through a table. The cold and hot mixtures envelop your body. You are thrown into the Garbage Disposal, and left for dead.
You have died. Go back to SECTION 1 to start again.
SECTION 8:
"Of course I will. The match Is up next, so let's go." You say.
Santino walks out, and Tony Chimmel announces that the match is for the United States Championship, and for the return of Mr. Cobra. After you and Santino reach the ring, Ted comes out as the challenger, with Cody as the manager. The match starts, and Ted dominates. Cody notices this, and walks over to where the United States Championship, and Mr. Cobra are to take them. You see this coming, and dive at him with a Clothesline. You hover above him, and he whispers "Join us, and you will get a guaranteed United States Championship shot. We promise."
What should you now do?
Throw Mr. Cobra in the ring to Santino, and ignore Cody's offer. -Go to SECTION 16.
Pick Cody up, and get the referee's attention so Cody can interfere. - Go to SECTION 10.
SECTION 9:
You and Zack feel that it would be best to leave Randy the way he is before any more trouble ensues. You run back to the place where you met everybody. As you leave, you hear Del Rio crying over his car. You dismiss it, and continue to make your way to your meeting place. When you arrive, Christian & Santino are there waiting.
"We had no luck, how about you?" Christian asks.
"Yes, Zack found it." You answer.
Zack shows Santino Mr. Cobra. Santino hugs the Cobra. He is about to put it in his shirt, ready in case of a match when Cody & Ted appear, and run off with it.
What should you do?
Give chase by yourself. - Go to SECTION 11.
Work out a strategy with the other 3 guys. - Go to SECTION 5.
SECTION 10:
You decide that Santino is sort of an idiot, so you take up Cody's offer.
You pick him up from the ground, and walk around to the referee. You manage to take his attention while Cody walks in, and hits Santino with a Cross Rhodes. You jump off the side of the ring, and walk away while Ted pins Santino for the win.
You betrayed Santino. Go back to SECTION 1 to start again.
SECTION 11:
You leave Christian, Santino & Zack alone, and run after Ted & Cody. They notice you, and quickly disappear.
You continue to run, looking for them. You reach the Parking Lot, before realising that Alberto Del Rio is in his dented car, driving towards you. It is too late to do that would stop it.
You have been injured. Go back to SECTION 1 to start again.
SECTION 12:
"That would be fine, Santino, but I am not looking for a match. I simply wanted to help a friend out, and that is what I have done."
"Are you sure?" Santino asks. (Go to SECTION 19 if you have changed your mind.)
"Yes." You all shake hands and continue celebrating.
Go to SECTION 20.
SECTION 13:
You and Santino decide to choose the left side. You run as fast as possible, swerving out of the way of Sheamus, who was angry, having lost his Intercontinental Championship to Sin Cara. Just as you are about to slow down, and stop looking, Alberto Del Rio's car crashes through the wall, pinning both you and Santino down.
"Haha! I finally caught you, [Player Name] & Santino. I am just going to leave you like this. See how you like being mistreated."
Alberto walks away. You and Santino start talking, questioning ways to get out from under the car. Just when you start to lift the car up, Sheamus' boot comes flying onto your face, you are knocked out cold. You can't determine what happened to Santino.
You have been injured. Go back to SECTION 1 to start again.
SECTION 14:
"Why would I want to do that at a time like this? I am sorry [Player Name] but I have to refuse your proposal. Goodbye."
You have failed. Go back to SECTION 1 to start again.
SECTION 15:
You and Santino run into the middle one. You glance around for any movement. You see none and continue forward. A few minutes later, Chavo & Finlay walk past and see you both.
"How's it going?" Finlay asks.
"Not good, I have lost Mr. Cobra, and Legacy has stolen him. Will choo guys help me and some friends?" Santino asks.
"Sorry, amigo, but Finlay and I have a match to be prepared for, and I am sure you can handle it by yourself." Chavo states.
"Thanks anyway." you say.
Another few minutes passes, and Chavo runs up to you.
"Hey, word is going around that Ted & Cody have Mr. Cobra, and are threatening to throw it in the garbage disposal if you do not give one of them a shot at your United States Championship match tonight."
Chavo pants, and runs away.
"Well [Player Name], it looks like I am having a match. Care to join me?"
Accept Santino's Invite To Be Manager?
Yes, I am helping him after all. - SECTION 8.
No way, I am going to continue searching. - SECTION 17.
SECTION 16:
"Why would I do that? After you've tried to attack me several times tonight."
You bounce Cody's head on the mat, knocking him out. You look around, and find Mr. Cobra. You pick it up, and yell to Santino, who has just gained control, to take it. Santino puts Mr. Cobra on, and hits Ted with the Cobra. He pins Ted for the win.
You walk in, and congratulate with him. Zack's music comes on, and Christian and Zack Ryder walk in, who come in the ring to congratulate with them.
Santino tells you that since you were the biggest help, he will give you a title shot the next week on RAW for the United States Championship.
Will You Accept?
Yes, Why Not? He offered. - Go to SECTION 19.
No, I Only Wanted To Help. - Go to SECTION 12.
(NOTE: You do not lose either way. It is just a different ending, so choose whatever you would do.)
SECTION 17:
"Santino, I have to stay back in here, in case they try to pull tricks on us."
"That's nice of you, [Player Name], but I think they are more likely to go for me at ringside." Santino explains.
You turn to walk away, and ignore what Santino said to continue searching when you walk into Mark Henry. He picks you up, and World's Strongest Slams you into a Food Table.
You have passed out. Go back to SECTION 1 to start again.
SECTION 18:
You and Santino run into the right path, and collide straight into The Big Show's chest. He picks you both up off the ground, and Choke Slam's you both into storage carts, and then locks the lid.
You are trapped. Go back to SECTION 1 to start again.
SECTION 19:
"Why not?" you say.
The next week, you and Santino have an epic United States Championship Match. A high point for Santino in the match came when he jumped off the top turnbuckle, head-butting your stomach. Santino measures up for the Cobra, but you see it out of the corner of your eye, and turn around, hitting Santino with a 305. You pin him to become the new United States Champion. Christian & Zack come out to congratulate with you.
Go to SECTION 20.
SECTION 20:
You and Santino shake hands.
You have ultimately defeated Legacy, and overcome all the obstacles to win this challenge. Become a fan to experience more of these. If you have a YouTube channel, Subscribe to sosnh. Thank You. Comment on what you thought of this, and how long it took you to choose the right path.
"Bye" you all say.
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