Everyone's logged in.
Hot @$$: Emmett change my name.
monkey-man: Why Rosalie? I like it!
Daddy: I agree.
Everyone but Daddy: What?!?!?!
Daddy: I meant I agree with Rosalie I don't want my daughter to have that for her use name.
Hot @$$: Aww thanks dad ;D
Daddy: So Emmett change it.
monkey-man: But why?
Daddy: Because I said so.
monkey-man: Why did you say so?
Daddy: Because I can.
monkey-man: Why can you?
Mommy: Just do it Emmett.
monkey-man: Fine!
Eddiekins: While you're at it change mine too.
monkey-man: But I like yours >:(
Daddy: Emmett please just do it.
monkey-man: Ugh! Fine! >:( Monkey-man logs off.
Andy logs in
Tinkerbell: Uhhh who are you?
Andy: I don't know leave me alone you freak.
Everyone but Andy: Uhhh...
Emmett logs back in.
monkey-man: HAHA who's this little squirt?
Andy: Leave me alone or I'll kick your nuts!
monkey-man: You don't even know where I like little kid!!!
Andy: Well I can find out!
monkey-man: I'd like to see you try to reach them, squirt.
Daddy: Emmett!
Andy: I do karate!
monkey-man: Oooh I'm so scared!
Andy: I'll fine out where you live you just watch out.
monkey-man: You make me laugh, kid, well you know what I'm a vampire and I am super strong so if you try to kick them I could break you in a snap and if I want to kill you and then if I miss, which I highly doubt, and you run away all I have to do is run at my vampire speed and I'll have you in a split second.
Everyone but monkey-man and Andy: EMMETT!!
Andy: Mommy! Andy logs off.
monkey-man: I'm back! Sorry about that little kid I took care of him didn't I?
Daddy: Emmett that was very bad you could have the Volutri over here in a second!
Eddiekins: Oh yea you're back!...NOT!
monkey-man: Shut up! You are mean to me! Daddy tell him to be nice to me!
Daddy: Edward that wasn't very nice.
Eddiekins: You were thinking it dad!
Daddy:...
monkey-man: Hey :'( oh yea Edward and Rosey to change your name you have to click the refresh button.
Womanizer: Really Emmett you changed my name to "Womanizer"? You're so immature!
Smokin' Hot @$$: And you didn't even change mine!
monkey-man: Edward, hahaha! Rosalie, Idid chane it. Iadded smokin' in front of hot.
Womanizer and Smokin' Hot @$$: Change it.
monkey-man: NO!
Womanizer and Smokin' Hot @$$: Mom! Dad.
monkey-man: No don't tell on me!
Daddy: Emmett Cullen change it to something different.
monkey-man: NO!
Daddy: Emmett McCarthy Cullen daon't make me come up there!
monkey-man: No!
Everyone but Daddy, Mommy, and monkey-man: ooooh someone's in trouble!
monkey-man: No, don't come up here!!
Daddy: Then change it!
monkey-man: Idon't want to!
Daddy: Count of five, Emmett.
Chill-pill: Can you even do that on a computer?
Daddy: 1...
monkey-man: NO!
Daddy: 2...
Chill-pill: I guess it is...
Tinkerbell: Yep.
monkey-man: Nope!
Daddy: 3...
Womanizer: This is entertaining :D
monkey-man: >:(
Daddy: 4...
Everyone but Daddy, Mommy, and monkey-man: Uh oh someones going to be in trouble!
monkey-man: Peer pressure Itell you! That's all you guys do to me! monkey-man logs off.
Daddy: What are we going to do with him?
Everyone: Idon't know.
monkey-man logs back in.
monkey-man: I'm back click refresh.
Rosey: That's better babe.
monkey-man: I think Hot @$$ is WAY better than Rosey.
Lonely Virgin: Dad!
monkey-man: He He Oops!
Daddy: Emmett you're asking for it.
monkey-man: You told me to change it and I did.
Lonely Virgin: To Lonely Virgin!
monkey-man: Sorry just speaking the truth.
Lonely Virgin: UGH! Lonely Virgin logs off.
monkey-man: Man! He left now nothing is going to be for. Dang! Now it's going to be boring and I can't do anything with Esme and Carlisle on here! They are too BORING!
Rosey: Emmett!
Chill-pill and Tinkerbell: Uh oh!
monkey-man: Oops! Sorry I forgot you were on...guessing I should run now?
Daddy and Mommy: You guess right!
monkey-man: I'm coming Andy!
Mommy, Daddy, and monkey-man log off.
Rosey: Bye! I'm gonna go try to see if I can get Emmett out of this.
Chill-Pill and Tinkerbell: Bye!
Rosey logs off.
Chill-pill: So....
Tinkerbell: So....
Chill-pill: What do you want to do, baby?
Tinkerbell: Oh you know what I want to do!
Chill-Pill: Oh my love...Let's do it!!
Tinkerbell: :D
Chill-pill and Tinkerbell log off.
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