Kage's Back Story

I am Kage. I am a strange being. I have no arms, nor legs, nor body. I am literally a mouth and an eyeball but, I have an infinite amount of arms, legs, and bodies. I live in shadows, anywhere there is any sized shadow I can be there. I can multiply to become as many beings as I want, I have no control over my clones other than I can destroy them at any second and they can't harm me. You can't even touch me but, I can crush every bone in your body. I do not eat since; I am a plant that feeds on despair, humiliation, depression, fright, and hopelessness. I am so crafty I can even travel in the shadow of a walking person. If you look at the shadows I can make you see anything I want you to see or, hide anything I don't want you to see. Don't get me wrong I love the beach, however; a fun day at the beach for me isn't sun and water, it's making people trip into a crabs nest, weighting people down in the water watching them sink and suffocate and shrivel up, and my favorite part ruining family bonds. You may be thinking how can a shadow drown people? It's quite simple the ocean is full of shadows and I can make shadows solid, and once I make it solid it stays solid, and its properties are whatever I want its properties to be.  You try swimming in the ocean with a 1 ton anchor attached through your foot. Hehehehe. OH and I love a good joke, there’s a joke in everything. My favorite kinds of jokes involve puppies being strangled, children killing themselves, and human kindness. I have no need for joust’s of any kind for I can't be touched yet, I can touch you. I have a habit of vanishing and suddenly appearing out of nowhere. I am 1,066 years old and still look the exact same as the day I was born. I was born with black magic and strangled my creator instantly. I am an associate of the Uragiri I am called the "watcher." I have specific orders from Ningyo to watch over the members and report any mishaps to him immediately. I can't let anyone know though.