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Mythical Madness: Arrival In the World. Ep. 1

Book By: Silver Shot
Fantasy


This is the beginning of a series of comedy and fantasy (and sometimes romance). It should be read in order so you know back grounds and such. View table of contents...

 

Submitted: Aug 1, 2008    Reads: 46    Comments: 1    Likes: 0   


"Welcome to the world of Elsimta! A world full of fantasy, mystery, magic, and-"

A guy runs along a few houses on yelling "I'M ON FIRE!"

"Where things don't make sense in a comedy like way. This is the story of-"

The author steps in and starts yelling at the narrator saying "Whoa whoa whoa! Story? As in plot? Who the hell are you? Cause obviously you don't work here!"

"Alright alright jeez. I'm a narrator. I went to school for this. We can't help saying that."

"THATS WHY THERES A DAMN SCRIPT IN FRONT OF YOU!" Says the author.

"What the hell? How long was that there? Wow I guess narrator classes made me dumb."

"Clearly they did." The author says dissapearing into thin air,

"O-kay now back to the stor-"

"THERES NO STORY!" The author says from somewhere far off.

"Okay how about this, I let the story unravel itself and I go back to school. BYE!" The narrator says as he runs away.

"Wait! Wait god damn it! Ugh that little punk... Oh well. Enjoy the show! Errr, bookish like thing."

A scene of houses and nature appear outside of Terrif's,a 15 year old boy,window.

Terrif is lieing sound asleep as Lily, his baby phoenix that can talk, wakes up.

"Hmm, hmm, hmmm" Lily mumbles as she wakes up. She looks at Terrif and at the clock (I should point this out now, they have some tech we have today but only most basic stuff.) to see its 12 in the afternoon.

"Terrif you lazy little..." Lily mumbles as she breaths in alot of air.

"3... 2... 1..." Lily thinks as she gets ready. She then makes a LOUD, shrill, noise that makes the birds in the trees outside fly out.

"AH! WHAT THE HELL LILY! Can't you see I'm-" Says Terrif right before Lily breaks into his sentence.

"Oh shut up and look at the clock you lazy elven." Lily says pointing her firey red wing at the clock.

"Oh and what time did you wake up!" Terrif yells back.

"Uhhhhh..." Lily says as she strokes her beak trying to think.

"My point exactly. Well we might as well go eat seeing as we're both wide awake." Terrif says as he proceeds out of his bed to Lily's stand.

"DON'T CRAP ON ME THIS TIME!" Terrif says as Lily hops onto his shoulder.

"Hey I said I was sorry and you know I was sick from bad roast! You got sick too remember!" Lily yells as Terrif walks to the kitchen.

The sun shines bright into the meadows near the village of Elvict, and into a Hucro (Name of a mix between a bird and human, as said in this story).

"Ahh, what a nice day. Come on girl!"Leeya, a 15 year old girl,says as she walks outside her house.

"I have a name you know!" Says Shell, Leeya's pet Cat-Bird, asit flys behindLeeya.(I should also point out in Elsimta, animals can talk after 3 months, and anything one bit human can leave home at 13 years.)

"Geez, so cranky when you haven't had a fish." Leeya says as she and Shell go to the river.

"I can't help it if I want fish. I'm part cat, andhave aListal side. Listals and cats love fish!" Shell yells as she flys.

A young Elementer (Humans whose emotions can be expressed by using elements and can use elements at will.) is walking threw the words with a Fire Flyer (Very little dragon.). Not many know who he is, but you will though. Soon enough.

"Well I guess that was strangely well for a first episode. I think I gave enough info to start this. Hey wait a minute wheres my narrator!" The author says. And picks up a note he suddenly sees.

"Dear Silver Shot, went to college, be back when I feel like it." Says the note.

"I really hate my narrator... Well, this ends the first episode! Maybe to give you some time to read this, maybe cause I'm lazy, maybe cause I'm sleepy! The world will never know!" Says the author as he disappears.


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Comments:

Hahaha! This is cute, pretty good and HILARIOUS! i like the narrator though. ha! Anyway, i really like it. Do write more!

Posted: Aug 1, 2008



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